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At 12/17/10 06:06 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: Because I'm an ambassador of peace, looking to promote understanding and compassion to all. Elevating the world to a higher level of consciousness is my mission.

Gaze into my magical beans, for they will show you the future.

I like your thinking. And therefore follow your example ;)

sequence sucks at trollnig

At 12/17/10 06:13 PM, Kazmo wrote: Christmas

What's everyone up to? Huh?

Don't say WoWing.

I plan to write an amazing new song to kick off the new year once I've opened my presents.
And then if anyone bought me crappy gifts, I'll start selling them for more drug money.

[TSR Audio]

At 12/17/10 06:59 PM, Chronamut wrote: sequence sucks cuz hes gay.

also maybe it was a helicopter yourix or one of the interesting devices the military uses.

This makes sence! My aunt said the same to. The military has some very high tech gear. That we as normal civilians would never know of or simply couldnt afford.

Still the supersonic shrimp is also not that crazy of explination ;)

Captain Beefheart died

Now this is freaky.

I really discovered this guy 2 days ago, and ever since then I've been obsessively listening to Trout Mask Replica(don't ask).

I've been listening to this album all day today and yesterday. Literally, just discovered him. My last status post on Facebook yesterday was at 1 pm "Playing naturally, magically".

8 hours ago, I posted saying "I want to get Trout Mask Replica. hah"(because I've been listening on Youtube)

Then, literally within a few minutes of his death being reported, I posted a video to "Bills Corpse", with the following attached message.. "Holy shit, I want this album. It is so comically ugly and horrifying that it tips the scale to awesome."

Needless to say, I'm a little freaked out. The same thing happened to me at the time that James Brown died.

I think I need to start staring at goats or something.

Convenient Coincidence

He died because he found out you were listening to him.

At 12/17/10 08:35 PM, Vultyrex wrote: Convenient Coincidence

He died because he found out you were listening to him.

If I didn't find this post hilarious, I'd chuck a spear into your forehead.

Not really.. but shit, too many coincidences I say.

It must mean that I am psychic, and deserve worship.

Worship me, for I am the second coming of Christ, and the avatar of Allah the most merciful and wise.

At 12/17/10 11:21 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:

At 12/17/10 08:35 PM, Vultyrex wrote: Convenient Coincidence

He died because he found out you were listening to him.

It must mean that I am psychic, and deserve worship.

Worship me, for I am the second coming of Christ, and the avatar of Allah the most merciful and wise.

Okay thar.

...

*worships*

Okay, you can stare at goats now. :3

Crazy Dads of Women

So I was on the phone with my gf, and her dad came into her room yellin, and she just put the phone down and had it out with her old man while I was listening. Interesting indeed, he threatened her, and spent about 25 minutes repeating himself saying things like "your just a brat, you cant do anything, your pathetic," etc...i knew he was a dick, but i wasnt quite sure how childish of a dick he was. So now I am really excited to have an argument with this guy, i would TEAR THAT SHIT UP. I know exactly his arguing style, and exactly how to troll his ass.

soooo, how do I start an argument with my girlfriends father? Whats a good way to set this up?

Easy. Have wild sex in the car whilst parked in his driveway.

At 12/18/10 12:37 AM, EchozAurora wrote: Easy. Have wild sex in the car whilst parked in his driveway.

Yeah, but make sure he doesn't have a baseball bat or something with him before hand.

At 12/18/10 12:20 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Crazy Dads of Women

So I was on the phone with my gf, and her dad came into her room yellin, and she just put the phone down and had it out with her old man while I was listening. Interesting indeed, he threatened her, and spent about 25 minutes repeating himself saying things like "your just a brat, you cant do anything, your pathetic," etc...i knew he was a dick, but i wasnt quite sure how childish of a dick he was. So now I am really excited to have an argument with this guy, i would TEAR THAT SHIT UP. I know exactly his arguing style, and exactly how to troll his ass.

soooo, how do I start an argument with my girlfriends father? Whats a good way to set this up?

Well, in my experiences, you can never go wrong with the three core topics, being of course, religion money and politics. If he's a hardcore Fo' Jesus fundamentalist Christian kind of guy, throw down something about how you feel sympathetic about Scientology/Mormons/Jehovas or one of the other less common faiths out there. Money would be pretty easy to blend in with politics if you want to go that route. Start talking about the economic situation, i.e. Obama's a filthy liberal or that he's a god for getting us out of the economic mess. Whatever will grate him more.

You should put a microphone in your shirt and record the conversation (argument) with him. Sure would be interesting. But whatever you do, make sure he's not drunk and has guns within reach. If he does and you still go through with the argument, at least wear some body armor.

Godspeed my good man :P

At 12/18/10 12:20 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: soooo, how do I start an argument with my girlfriends father? Whats a good way to set this up?

There's a number of things you can do. For instance, calling the house at weird times, purposely blurt out that sex is awesome in front of him, or simply insult what he likes.

Oh yeah, comicalfonse... that was meant to be funny.

At 12/18/10 03:16 AM, Vultyrex wrote:

Oh yeah, comicalfonse... that was meant to be funny.

I laughed, didn't I?

Arguing With Loud Stupid People

Doesn't really get you anywhere, and if you are stupid enough to do it at all, do it for the lulz, not to change anybody.(Don't I give such good advice? >.>)

The more raving of a lunatic the guy is, the better. I once got into an argument with a Pentecostal style preacher. He went up to me, and told me that I needed to do something(Basically, my brother, who goes to this guys church was stupid and disclosed private financial matters to this guy). So, you know, in the most respectful way possible, I told him to fuck off and mind his own business. Apparently, this request was not reasonable.

So he flips out, starts speaking in tongues, frothing at the mouth, you know what these people usually do... The whole time I'm staring at him like he's crazy mind you. Then after all of this, he licks his finger, draws a little cross on my forehead, and says "In the name of Jesus."

After a slightly awkward pause, I crack up laughing, and this just enrages him even more. He starts screaming and yelling at me, so I call him an idiot, and decide to make my exit. I get into the passenger seat of a car(I was riding with a friend), and a few seconds later, the crazy preacher shows up screaming more. The guy I was with wasn't thinking, and rolled the window down to hear what the preacher was screaming about. I tell the guy who is driving to just leave, because I understand the futility of trying to reason with the unreasonable.

On hearing this, the preacher opens up the passenger door, drags me out of the car, and starts smashing me against the objects in the area. The whole time he's doing it, I'm cracking up laughing and saying things like, "Turn the other cheek!" and "What would Jesus do?". He bangs me into my friends car(denting it too), and after this, I break free. I just keep making fun of him, and he eventually gives up. I walked away completely unharmed. The preacher ended up breaking his finger, and chipping his tooth.

The idea of a "man of god" who preaches a message of hippie Jesus love wailing on someone was so hilarious to me that making fun of him, being unaggressive, and insulting the whole time was actually more satisfying than smashing his head in.

At 12/18/10 07:57 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: Shit that didn't happen

I think you're just mad because this never happened

UFOs aren't real btw

At 12/18/10 10:28 AM, Prodigal wrote:

UFOs aren't real btw

Yes they are. Flying objects are UFOs to a person as long as said person cannot identify them.

I've never been to any unusually festive orgies, but I have reason to believe that they exist.

At 12/18/10 10:45 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: I've never been to any unusually festive orgies, but I have reason to believe that they exist.

LOL

Still what the preacher did was just stupid. I would have just went on a biblical debate with him. By using the bible you can prove to them that hell does not ecsist.
Im not making this up. God is love and would never make a place to torture people for eternity.
PROOF
He cant go around it since its in the BIBLE!!!

im not touching this conversation

Sound Design Challenge

http://www.dynamicinterference.com/2010/
12/16/sound-design-challenge-5-the-comic -challenge/

Sweet prizes

At 12/18/10 11:39 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: im not touching this conversation

Me neither. Ever since I stumbled into St. Fabians and drank all the sacramental wine, I pretty much guaranteed myself a ticket to hell. It's a very sensitive subject to me.

Actually, it sounds WAY more bad ass to say that I drank all of Jesus' blood. Sounds like it could be the origin story to some crappy comic book hero.

At 12/18/10 01:05 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 12/18/10 10:45 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: I've never been to any unusually festive orgies, but I have reason to believe that they exist.

they do.

trust me.

ive been part of them.

he sucked SIX in a row

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At 12/18/10 11:39 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: im not touching this conversation

not even with a 12 foot pole?

At 12/18/10 02:21 PM, AccountableMasses wrote:

At 12/18/10 11:39 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: im not touching this conversation

not even with a 12 foot pole?

not even with a stolen dick

At 12/18/10 11:37 AM, YouriX wrote: Still what the preacher did was just stupid. I would have just went on a biblical debate with him. By using the bible you can prove to them that hell does not ecsist.
Im not making this up. God is love and would never make a place to torture people for eternity.
PROOF

I'd explain why I don't care for the Bible. Much simpler.