At 12/3/10 06:40 AM, InternalExtract wrote:
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Mai gawd joo gaiz. i almost punched a middle aged woman in the fucking face this morning.
i have bad enough impulse control as it is. That bitch had no idea how close she was to being in tomorrows paper.
First she shoves me to the side and cuts me on line while boarding a packed bus on the way to work. Then she takes the last seat on the bus that would have been mine if she had not cut me in line. Then as im standing in front of her holding a handrail she tells me to move over so she can talk to her friend sitting across from her. At first i said, "your kidding right?" cause i really though she was kidding because the bus was packed and i had nowhere to move.
Then she starts getting frustrated moving her head side to side to talk to her friend and second by second she is getting more pissed. So naturally i rock back and forth with her head so its pretty impossible for her to talk to her friend. She then gets up and actually pushes me into a bunch of people, and starts screaming at me in some devil language. Something from eastern europe but i can't be sure where she was from. She also starts calling everyone on the bus stupid americans and screaming in my face that i have no respect for the elderly. This woman was in her 40's. i hardly consider that an elder.
So after she is done screaming she sits back in her seat and [pouts the rest of the way over the bridge into brooklyn. When the bus gets to a stop she gets off not before saying something to me in her devil language and pushing me.
As she left the bus through the back door i managed to build a good size loogie up in my face and spit it with utter perfection through the closing doors onto her ear. She - went - fucking - APESHIT!!!! She started punching and hitting the bus as it pulled away from the stop. The mexican standing next to me smiled and said "pinchi loco perra". I believe that means the english equivalent of "fuckin crazy bitch"
So how was your commute to work?