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At 11/6/10 07:58 PM, Chronamut wrote: I've stopped fucking random people.. It's fun at first.. but then gets kinda sad.. like a takeout drive through,,

Aw man, nevermind you wont be the first person to find out if I go gay

At 11/6/10 07:58 PM, Chronamut wrote: I've stopped fucking random people..

No, indeed! He's now established a set of very specific set of rules for the people he fucks!

At 11/6/10 07:58 PM, Chronamut wrote: I've stopped fucking random people.. It's fun at first.. but then gets kinda sad.. like a takeout drive through,,

Probably a good idea, i mean it's probably great for the short term, but you can't really build any long term relationships when the only thing that you have in common is that you had sex lol

At 11/7/10 01:14 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote: you can't really build any long term relationships when the only thing that you have in common is that you had sex lol

I lasted 3 years with the last person this happened with =P

At 11/7/10 01:42 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote:

At 11/7/10 01:14 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote: you can't really build any long term relationships when the only thing that you have in common is that you had sex lol

I lasted 3 years with the last person this happened with =P

To be honest, meeting with someone to only have sex with them is cool and all but doing that for 3 years?

I think you guys could qualify to become porn stars.

At 11/7/10 07:38 AM, djsumara wrote: To be honest, meeting with someone to only have sex with them is cool and all but doing that for 3 years?

Well we met and sexed that night, but dated after that

I think you guys could qualify to become porn stars.

Maybe not stars, but we did do some....stuff =P

she was a slut though, cheated on me with her brother and a guy she had a restraining order against, also she peed on me without my permission once...

At 11/7/10 10:21 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote:

she was a slut though, cheated on me with her brother and a guy she had a restraining order against, : also she peed on me without my permission once...

Dont you mean with your brother? And she pissed on you? Dang! Now thats what you call a class A slut!
And i hope im right about that brother thing D:

At 11/7/10 11:53 AM, LaForge wrote:

At 11/7/10 10:21 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: cheated on me with her brother

And incest rejoins us in the Lounge.

On a less gross note, our cat just had kittens! But it's not cool because she had them outside and then moved them somewhere... they'll pry die because it gets below freezing at night.

=[

You should totally try to find them, those poor kittens don't deserve that. As well, a litter of kittens somewhere in the outdoors is a lot more important then incest.

Am I right or what?

At 11/7/10 10:36 PM, Chronamut wrote: on a related note a porn star from a very high up porn industry told me I was a sexy stud today. Felt kinda good.

Depending on what you're looking for in life, I guess that could be extremely profitable and you could get through school easier, or something.

gey pron

At 11/7/10 10:52 PM, Everlasting-Elements wrote:
Depending on what you're looking for in life, I guess that could be extremely profitable and you could get through school easier, or something.

from what i hear the gay porn industry pays pretty well. would you take it in the butt for $1,000?

At 11/7/10 11:42 AM, YouriX wrote: Dont you mean with your brother? And she pissed on you? Dang! Now thats what you call a class A slut!

Nope, HER brother...yea she was great...NOT. She started peeing in the middle of 69ing...fuckin gross ass bitch.

On a more appropriate note, things are going well again with my girlfriend, so no cocks for me anytime soon

At 11/7/10 11:42 AM, YouriX wrote: Now thats what you call a class A slut!

At 11/7/10 11:37 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: She started peeing in the middle of 69ing...

At 11/8/10 12:03 AM, ZStriefel wrote: Sweet lemon aid sweet sweet lemon aid,

Conclusion: When life gives you sluts, make lemon aid!

At 11/8/10 12:14 AM, djInTheDark wrote:
Conclusion: When life gives you sluts, make lemon aid!

correction: when life gives you sluts you get lemon aids.

At 11/7/10 11:23 PM, Laqur wrote: gey pron
from what i hear the gay porn industry pays pretty well. would you take it in the butt for $1,000?

For a grand? Depends on who's giving I guess haha. Assuming it's safe and the person isn't grotesque or anything... sure! Lol.

At 11/8/10 01:57 AM, EchozAurora wrote:
For a grand? Depends on who's giving I guess haha. Assuming it's safe and the person isn't grotesque or anything... sure! Lol.

grotesque wouldn't bother me so much as size. a grotesque dick perfectly sized to not rip my virgin butt hole would be better than a dick that looks friendly.

At 11/7/10 11:37 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Nope, HER brother...yea she was great...NOT. She started peeing in the middle of 69ing...fuckin gross ass bitch.

....... D:
Now i can finally die because i heard everything a man should never hear of.....

On another note my familiy members are again in a other life struggle my mom lives in Curacao. And i heard there was a flood. I have been sending her money so that i can help her and such i hope is enough. Because thats all i can do. I dont earn much and live in a crappy appartment. so there...

Man! First my Dad in Haiti and now my Mom in Curacao. What next? My Ant in Canada? Meh.. I guess i can joke about it since there okay now and nothing bad happen, thank God!

At 11/8/10 06:14 AM, YouriX wrote: My Ant in Canada?

You have an ant in Canada?
That's pretty awesome, but i don't really see the point of it. There are thousands of ants in your own country, why do you need one in Canada? What do you need an ant for anyway?

At 11/8/10 06:38 AM, Mussirus wrote:

At 11/8/10 06:14 AM, YouriX wrote: My Ant in Canada?

You have an ant in Canada?
That's pretty awesome, but i don't really see the point of it. There are thousands of ants in your own country, why do you need one in Canada? What do you need an ant for anyway?

in canada it's like

ants, ants everywhere

At 11/8/10 08:54 AM, Chronamut wrote: Binaural is great though because all your bass can go into the back spectrum, and it doesn't interfere with the front

what is this i dont even

Isn't that where you invert the phase on one side of the stereo signal.

At 11/8/10 06:38 AM, Mussirus wrote: You have an ant in Canada?
That's pretty awesome, but i don't really see the point of it. There are thousands of ants in your own country, why do you need one in Canada? What do you need an ant for anyway?

What i actaully ment was Aunt lol XD

At 11/8/10 12:10 PM, YouriX wrote:

At 11/8/10 06:38 AM, Mussirus wrote: You have an ant in Canada?
That's pretty awesome, but i don't really see the point of it. There are thousands of ants in your own country, why do you need one in Canada? What do you need an ant for anyway?

What i actaully ment was Aunt lol XD

Oh, really? Wow, i didn't see that at all and made a joke about it. I mean, i was really wondering why you would need an ant in Canada.