Oh and also she was freaking out! So i was like trying to calm her down by saying stuff like:
"just chill out! There is probly a good reason for this."
But to be honest i was kinda freaked about it.
It almost seemed like the lights came from above. But from what?

sounds like a wrangler fish. good thing you didn't fall for his trap.

At 12/17/10 05:20 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: The only honest answer you can really give is that you just saw a UFO.

You have no clue what it was..

But that doesn't stop it from being cool.

Sorry but i always thaught that UFO where things that only white people would see. To sum it up i dont really believe in UFO's....

At 12/17/10 05:23 PM, Quarl wrote: sounds like a wrangler fish. good thing you didn't fall for his trap.

Either that or that supersonic shrimp. He can create heat hotter than the sun by snapping his jaws shut. Sounds like you just barely escaped death by supersonic heatwave

At 12/17/10 05:23 PM, Quarl wrote: sounds like a wrangler fish. good thing you didn't fall for his trap.

I guess this makes sence....

shit. thank god youriz is OK C;

At 12/17/10 05:29 PM, Quarl wrote: shit. thank god youriz is OK C;

LOL thanks, but seriously ive been doing some google search and some people have seen the same thing. Same scenario a misty night sky Inner circling lights. But NO one can come up with a good awnser.
All coming with the same lame awnser UFO's.

C'mon there has to be a good logical reason :(

Yourix, just go away.

At 12/17/10 05:43 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: Actually, come to think of it, the only part of UFO that I'd even question is whether it was an object or something. Could have just been light reflecting off of your acid burn out eyeballs.

First no need to get offencive.
Second i wasnt the only one who saw it. (Plus i dont even do drugs)

When you hear the word UFO the first thing that comes to mind is Aliens and such. So take a chill pill. I wasnt insulting you or anything so i dont see why you have to act like this.

At 12/17/10 05:49 PM, Sequenced wrote: Yourix, just go away.

No.....

At 12/17/10 06:01 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: You didn't insult me in the slightest, I thought it was hilarious. Though, I understand how you might think so given my language.

I don't get why you bother to reason with him.

Christmas

What's everyone up to? Huh?

Don't say WoWing.

At 12/17/10 06:01 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: You didn't insult me in the slightest, I thought it was hilarious. Though, I understand how you might think so given my language.

Oh okay. Yeah its hard to read if someone is joking around. Without looking at the body language and facial expressions.

People usually assume that a UFO is an alien because they are superstitious morons who are unwilling to admit when they don't know, and probably never will know. It's wishful thinking... I mean, you know, if you like probes shoved up your ass.

Well people just try to look for meaning in life i guess, or are just bored with there lifes. Still the universe is pretty big(or unlimited) so its not that crazy of a idea. But even so them visiting us would take years even if they could travel in the speed of light.

Anyways i guess i will always wonder what i saw....

At 12/17/10 06:06 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: Because I'm an ambassador of peace, looking to promote understanding and compassion to all. Elevating the world to a higher level of consciousness is my mission.

Gaze into my magical beans, for they will show you the future.

I like your thinking. And therefore follow your example ;)

sequence sucks at trollnig

At 12/17/10 06:13 PM, Kazmo wrote: Christmas

What's everyone up to? Huh?

Don't say WoWing.

I plan to write an amazing new song to kick off the new year once I've opened my presents.
And then if anyone bought me crappy gifts, I'll start selling them for more drug money.

[TSR Audio]

At 12/17/10 06:59 PM, Chronamut wrote: sequence sucks cuz hes gay.

also maybe it was a helicopter yourix or one of the interesting devices the military uses.

This makes sence! My aunt said the same to. The military has some very high tech gear. That we as normal civilians would never know of or simply couldnt afford.

Still the supersonic shrimp is also not that crazy of explination ;)

Convenient Coincidence

He died because he found out you were listening to him.

At 12/17/10 11:21 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:

At 12/17/10 08:35 PM, Vultyrex wrote: Convenient Coincidence

He died because he found out you were listening to him.

It must mean that I am psychic, and deserve worship.

Worship me, for I am the second coming of Christ, and the avatar of Allah the most merciful and wise.

Okay thar.

...

*worships*

Okay, you can stare at goats now. :3

Crazy Dads of Women

So I was on the phone with my gf, and her dad came into her room yellin, and she just put the phone down and had it out with her old man while I was listening. Interesting indeed, he threatened her, and spent about 25 minutes repeating himself saying things like "your just a brat, you cant do anything, your pathetic," etc...i knew he was a dick, but i wasnt quite sure how childish of a dick he was. So now I am really excited to have an argument with this guy, i would TEAR THAT SHIT UP. I know exactly his arguing style, and exactly how to troll his ass.

soooo, how do I start an argument with my girlfriends father? Whats a good way to set this up?

Easy. Have wild sex in the car whilst parked in his driveway.

At 12/18/10 12:37 AM, EchozAurora wrote: Easy. Have wild sex in the car whilst parked in his driveway.

Yeah, but make sure he doesn't have a baseball bat or something with him before hand.

At 12/18/10 12:20 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Crazy Dads of Women

So I was on the phone with my gf, and her dad came into her room yellin, and she just put the phone down and had it out with her old man while I was listening. Interesting indeed, he threatened her, and spent about 25 minutes repeating himself saying things like "your just a brat, you cant do anything, your pathetic," etc...i knew he was a dick, but i wasnt quite sure how childish of a dick he was. So now I am really excited to have an argument with this guy, i would TEAR THAT SHIT UP. I know exactly his arguing style, and exactly how to troll his ass.

soooo, how do I start an argument with my girlfriends father? Whats a good way to set this up?

Well, in my experiences, you can never go wrong with the three core topics, being of course, religion money and politics. If he's a hardcore Fo' Jesus fundamentalist Christian kind of guy, throw down something about how you feel sympathetic about Scientology/Mormons/Jehovas or one of the other less common faiths out there. Money would be pretty easy to blend in with politics if you want to go that route. Start talking about the economic situation, i.e. Obama's a filthy liberal or that he's a god for getting us out of the economic mess. Whatever will grate him more.

You should put a microphone in your shirt and record the conversation (argument) with him. Sure would be interesting. But whatever you do, make sure he's not drunk and has guns within reach. If he does and you still go through with the argument, at least wear some body armor.

Godspeed my good man :P

At 12/18/10 12:20 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: soooo, how do I start an argument with my girlfriends father? Whats a good way to set this up?

There's a number of things you can do. For instance, calling the house at weird times, purposely blurt out that sex is awesome in front of him, or simply insult what he likes.

Oh yeah, comicalfonse... that was meant to be funny.

At 12/18/10 07:57 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: Shit that didn't happen

I think you're just mad because this never happened

UFOs aren't real btw

At 12/18/10 10:28 AM, Prodigal wrote:

UFOs aren't real btw

Yes they are. Flying objects are UFOs to a person as long as said person cannot identify them.

At 12/18/10 10:45 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: I've never been to any unusually festive orgies, but I have reason to believe that they exist.

LOL

Still what the preacher did was just stupid. I would have just went on a biblical debate with him. By using the bible you can prove to them that hell does not ecsist.
Im not making this up. God is love and would never make a place to torture people for eternity.
PROOF
He cant go around it since its in the BIBLE!!!

im not touching this conversation

Sound Design Challenge

http://www.dynamicinterference.com/2010/
12/16/sound-design-challenge-5-the-comic -challenge/

Sweet prizes

At 12/18/10 01:05 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 12/18/10 10:45 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote: I've never been to any unusually festive orgies, but I have reason to believe that they exist.

they do.

trust me.

ive been part of them.

he sucked SIX in a row

• Unpublished Submission

At 12/18/10 11:39 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: im not touching this conversation

not even with a 12 foot pole?