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At 10/13/10 02:26 PM, Mussirus wrote: At 10/13/10 02:19 PM, Envy wrote:.

Butcher here. I can't live without meat. It's my joy and my money maker.

And then they say: ''Wow, then it must be really hard for you to walk! HAHAHA!''
After they stopped laughing, i grab my giant knife and chase out of the store! I love it!

That sounds like it could become a very popular, but short Youtube series...

At 10/13/10 01:57 PM, InvisibleObserver wrote: Meat/Veg

Panda's are dieing cause they only eat nutritionally inefficient veggies despite having the digestive system that can handle meat. There is also an over population of other critters in the same territory they could easily eat. It makes me think of vegetarian humans too, except at least Panda's are sort of fluffy and cute.

nature takes care of the stupid genetics.

Body Weight/Sizes/Type

I'm 6'2", 155lbs, and my metabolism is awfully fast. You guys?

I'm 6'4" and 135 lbs.. well.. last tiem I weighed myself a few years ago - I still look the asme so I'm gonna assume that hasn't changed.. and I can eat liek a muthafucker - I have a blastfurnace of a metabolism - but I also exercise and eat well. I always get the jabs at being underweight or the jealous comments on how they wish they could eat as much as I do and not gain a pound. Really comforting.

fuck off fat people. Go eat your food and get fat.

At 10/13/10 02:26 PM, Mussirus wrote: After they stopped laughing, i grab my giant knife and chase out of the store! I love it!

This story really cracked me up. I might just make a animated series out of it XD

At 10/13/10 02:52 PM, YouriX wrote:

At 10/13/10 02:26 PM, Mussirus wrote: After they stopped laughing, i grab my giant knife and chase out of the store! I love it!

This story really cracked me up. I might just make a animated series out of it XD

I'm full of fun stories :D

I've been a vegetarian my whole life (16 years) and I'm 5'11 148lbs.

And as far as Pandas dieing to crappy nutrition due to them being "vegetarians", i found some info on Wikipedia to address that:

Two of the panda's most distinctive features, its large size and its round face, are adaptations to its bamboo diet. Panda researcher Russell Ciochon observed that: "[much] like the vegetarian gorilla, the low body surface area to body volume [of the giant panda] is indicative of a lower metabolic rate. This lower metabolic rate and a more sedentary lifestyle allow the giant panda to subsist on nutrient poor resources such as bamboo.

The reason they have a shitty diet is not because they are herbivores, its because they exclusively eat Bamboo.

Humans on the other hand consume many other things that contain all the nutrients they need. You don't need for Protein, nuts do the same job.

lul, Vegetarians eat nuts

Anyway, being a Vegetarian is in no way has a negative effect on someone's nutrition consumption, weight, or w/e.

Plus being a Vegetarian lends itself to a lot of small-talk which can be used on the ladiez :)

At 10/13/10 03:48 PM, AMP wrote:

Plus being a Vegetarian lends itself to a lot of small-talk which can be used on the ladiez :)

I always tell 'the ladiez' that i like meat.

At 10/13/10 03:51 PM, Mussirus wrote:

I always tell 'the ladiez' that i like meat.

That doesn't sound like a very good pick up line. I just tell ladies that I eat sexily.

At 10/13/10 04:16 PM, Quarl wrote:

At 10/13/10 03:51 PM, Mussirus wrote:

I always tell 'the ladiez' that i like meat.

That doesn't sound like a very good pick up line. I just tell ladies that I eat sexily.

I personally use this for pick up lines.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

It always works.

At 10/13/10 04:16 PM, Quarl wrote:

At 10/13/10 03:51 PM, Mussirus wrote:

I always tell 'the ladiez' that i like meat.

That doesn't sound like a very good pick up line. I just tell ladies that I eat sexily.

Ladies? You? I always thought you were into plants.

At 10/13/10 04:22 PM, Mich wrote:

At 10/13/10 04:16 PM, Quarl wrote:

At 10/13/10 03:51 PM, Mussirus wrote:

I always tell 'the ladiez' that i like meat.

That doesn't sound like a very good pick up line. I just tell ladies that I eat sexily.

Ladies? You? I always thought you were into plants.

He's talking about lady plants. Duhhh.

Fuck you guys arguing about it being hard to gain weight...I'd like to slap each one of you. Oh poor me I'm skinny. Try fighting obesity you fucks

At 10/13/10 04:33 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Fuck you guys arguing about it being hard to gain weight...I'd like to slap each one of you. Oh poor me I'm skinny. Try fighting obesity you fucks

I'd love to, but.. i'm skinny.

At 10/13/10 04:33 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Fuck you guys arguing about it being hard to gain weight...I'd like to slap each one of you. Oh poor me I'm skinny. Try fighting obesity you fucks

yeah but you can fight obesity simply by not eating.

At 10/13/10 04:55 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 10/13/10 04:33 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Fuck you guys arguing about it being hard to gain weight...I'd like to slap each one of you. Oh poor me I'm skinny. Try fighting obesity you fucks

yeah but you can fight obesity simply by not eating.

I lol'd.

Also, I broke 100 pounds today :)

Well, it's not that easy. If you starve yourself skinny you're going to have a drastically slowed metabolism when you resume eating more normally and that means it's REALLY hard to KEEP the weight off.

I'm graced with a high metabolism that, in this day and age, is a blessing. If it was 800 years ago the positions would be reversed, but that's just the luck of the draw I suppose.

At 10/13/10 04:33 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Fuck you guys arguing about it being hard to gain weight...I'd like to slap each one of you. Oh poor me I'm skinny. Try fighting obesity you fucks

Yeah iv been thinking about that the whole time. I mean i used to be fat and to this day i dont know how i lost all that weight. And the most funny part of all this. Is that i eat alot! (And yes meat included.)

And i cant seem to gain weight anymore. A girlfriend of mine told me that i probably got worms. Well God bless those worms. Because now i can get lucky with the ladies and eat all the meat i want ;)

At 10/13/10 04:55 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 10/13/10 04:33 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Fuck you guys arguing about it being hard to gain weight...I'd like to slap each one of you. Oh poor me I'm skinny. Try fighting obesity you fucks

yeah but you can fight obesity simply by not eating.

Yay for dying from malnnurishment! But honestly, it's bad to be too skinny, just like it is bad to be to fat, they differ in issues but are similar in the fact that they are problematic. It's not bad to be skinny or a little round as long as you are healthy. And a big problem with people who suddenly become vegi people are that they don't always take into account the things that meat has that most veggies dont, like protein and iron. Ther are ways around this since there are some plants with these in them.

Simple solution to this, eat healthy to whatever it is that you prefer, veggie person, meat person or both. Stop bitching at each other about it and start talking about something that matters, like penis/vaginas

At 10/13/10 04:59 PM, Reaper93 wrote: Well, it's not that easy. If you starve yourself skinny you're going to have a drastically slowed metabolism when you resume eating more normally and that means it's REALLY hard to KEEP the weight off.

simple solution - don't start eating normally again :P

also some people suddenly become fat after being skinny because a) they eat a lot and b) they eat a lot of greasy stuff thats not good for them - this leads to clogging up their colon, and slowing down their metabolism.. which becomes a vicious circle as your body gains more weight, even if you don't eat a lot - because your pipes are clogged and thus your body needs to put it somewhere because it isn't outputting fast enough.

I'm graced with a high metabolism that, in this day and age, is a blessing. If it was 800 years ago the positions would be reversed, but that's just the luck of the draw I suppose.

yup.

also cocks.

Solution

I have the solution to whatever problem you have!

the solution is cocks.

Trying to lose weight sucks.

I've been trying forever now, and the dieting and exercising feel like they do nothing.

I'm on the high end of my BMI, and I want to be in the comfortable middle zone, but nothing ever seems to work.

I need to go down to 1000 cal dieting again. At 1500 cals a day + 2-4 miles of walking I dont lose weight. Tried south beath and atkins diet, didnt work. SHIT I RAN A MARATHON TWO YEARS AGO WTF HAPPENED TO MY BODY

At 10/13/10 09:27 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: I need to go down to 1000 cal dieting again. At 1500 cals a day + 2-4 miles of walking I dont lose weight. Tried south beath and atkins diet, didnt work. SHIT I RAN A MARATHON TWO YEARS AGO WTF HAPPENED TO MY BODY

If you go to a 1000 cal diet, you wont have enough energy to take a shit :/
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I thought 2500 cals a day was the recommended amount.

This has nothing to do with obesity.

I was listening to Daft Punk the other day and I noticed the songs I had listened to all had used the same exact sound, which caused the songs to all sound the same. Why would any producer ever re-use sounds from their other songs?

At 10/14/10 12:31 AM, Tc572 wrote: I was listening to Daft Punk the other day and I noticed the songs I had listened to all had used the same exact sound, which caused the songs to all sound the same. Why would any producer ever re-use sounds from their other songs?

Easy way to conjure cohesiveness within an album.

If it works in one song, it might work in another. If music is making money, may as well do what works.

They are people with preferences and limited resources themselves.

For dj-mixing purposes it might make the songs transit better.

Obese

We are.

Just take your 2000-2500 cal in and start running 3 times a week and working out a bit. You need both: a diet and exhausting exercise to effectively get rid of the fat.

And don't fucking starve. That's one of the most idiotic things to do.

My solution to gradually getting into better shape

Eating better food (at least a bit less), and havin more secks.

That and partying a lot. All that running around and dancing for hours on end burns serious calories.

At 10/14/10 03:29 AM, EchozAurora wrote: My solution to gradually getting into better shape

Eating better food (at least a bit less), and havin more secks.

That and partying a lot. All that running around and dancing for hours on end burns serious calories.

watch these documentaries

food inc
raw for 30 days
super size me
king corn

my dad went on a vegan, whole foods diet and lost 40 pounds in a month. I've lost about 50 pounds in 4 months. good luck!

My solution to gradually getting into better shape

At 10/14/10 03:29 AM, EchozAurora wrote: Eating better food (at least a bit less), and havin more secks.

That and partying a lot. All that running around and dancing for hours on end burns serious calories.

This. Portion size is the biggest factor when talking about dieting.

Diets don't work - control does.

Exercise Exercise Exercise. Even if you don't loose much weight, it's still good for you no matter what.

And starving yourself can have the opposite effect, never a good idea. You can actually get fatter.