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At 8/9/10 07:55 PM, Gravey wrote: It might be a bad sign when the only person the newspaper lists that was listening to you was your own girlfriend. :-P

And to top it all off his girlfriend with goofy ass balloons on her head =P

Well, I was on the edge of the sidewalk, I usually had some sort of crowd. It was hard for anyone to really hear me with the loud techno music playing constantly though. And the clown company I work for made those, there were all kinds of things down there

Is there anything this man cant do?

Seriously?

Something pretty cool (IMO)

Today i posted a new song i have been working on, and a bit later someone by the name of Tokolos both fave'd and commented on it. But after that he promptly pm'd me saying he wanted to write a bassline/riff for the song. I wont post which song it is, cause that would be silly. But i said yeah he could, but i'm curious from those of you who might know him, if they know what sort of sound/style he uses in in his bass work, cause i know of at least on of you who has helped him out in the past. =3

Dream

Last night, i had a dream.
I was in the forest with my family and we saw a squirrel that was pretty close to us. But then my dog scared him away.
We walked a bit and the squirrel appeared again. There was no sign of my dog, but i didn't realize he had disappeared until after i woke up.
Anyway, i still wanted to train the squirrel, so i sat down and tried to get him to walk towards me.
But the squirrel wasn't a squirrel anymore, it was a.. troll. Seriously, a troll. In my dream.
It was little green guy walking a bit like a monkey. And his face was human(ish), although he had a crazy look in his eyes.
I can't recall what happened after that exactly, but what i do know is that i trained him and that i met more people in the forest who also trained them.

TL;DR: I trained a troll in my dream.

B0UNC3's Fail day blog #1
Cleanin' ma crib n' getten' mah authoritah kn0wn!

Hiding everything under the bed and approving subs.

Dream

At 8/10/10 07:04 AM, Mussirus wrote: TL;DR: I trained a troll in my dream.

Did he try to advertise his audio to you?

At 8/10/10 11:04 AM, djInTheDark wrote: Dream

At 8/10/10 07:04 AM, Mussirus wrote: TL;DR: I trained a troll in my dream.

Did he try to advertise his audio to you?

Haha :p
He couldn't speak.

Webdesign

So we've got this guy here, renovating our kitchen and bathroom 'n shiz. He's got this van with a url to his website, and I decided to take a look. It's quite a horrible website, made in ms word and hosted on his ISP web space.

So yesterday I went up to him and asked if he was interested in a new website. He was pretty quick to say he could use a website made by someone who knows what they're doing. He's a got a webdesigner living in his street but apparently she's too busy playing online games all day, so he agreed to let me slap something together. I slapped something pretty spiffy together (just a general layout) and showed it to him today. He was pretty impressed.

So now we agreed he'll burn his current webpages (the word versions, lol) to a CD (lol) and then I'll build his new website. It's not a very complex or big website, so we agreed on EU100 for the thing. He was surprised by how low my price was, sigh. I could've asked more.

Either way, I'm pretty pumped, as I'm doing my first webdev work that will actually make me a nice bit of money as well.

At 8/10/10 11:18 AM, Mich wrote:
Either way, I'm pretty pumped, as I'm doing my first webdev work that will actually make me a nice bit of money as well.

NEVER throw out a number before the other person in negotiation. You should have asked what he thought was fair then gauged your number on that. He could have said 1000 for all you know.

At 8/9/10 07:29 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:

:my girlfriend.

I'd hit that.

At 8/10/10 11:29 AM, TMM43 wrote:

At 8/10/10 11:18 AM, Mich wrote:
Either way, I'm pretty pumped, as I'm doing my first webdev work that will actually make me a nice bit of money as well.

NEVER throw out a number before the other person in negotiation. You should have asked what he thought was fair then gauged your number on that. He could have said 1000 for all you know.

I am REALLY bad with asking for money. =/ I'm not much of a business guy, but I'll keep that in mind for the future.

At 8/10/10 11:58 AM, Mich wrote:

At 8/10/10 11:29 AM, TMM43 wrote:

At 8/10/10 11:18 AM, Mich wrote:
Either way, I'm pretty pumped, as I'm doing my first webdev work that will actually make me a nice bit of money as well.

NEVER throw out a number before the other person in negotiation. You should have asked what he thought was fair then gauged your number on that. He could have said 1000 for all you know.

I am REALLY bad with asking for money. =/ I'm not much of a business guy, but I'll keep that in mind for the future.

I'm a business guy. You have to make him work for it. And if he says "well I'll get someone else" you scoff and say yeah that'll turn out better than what I had planned... And he'll touch your penis and then pay you whatever you want.

If you have to find his family and threaten them, go for it....

At 8/10/10 11:58 AM, Mich wrote:

At 8/10/10 11:29 AM, TMM43 wrote:

At 8/10/10 11:18 AM, Mich wrote:
Either way, I'm pretty pumped, as I'm doing my first webdev work that will actually make me a nice bit of money as well.

NEVER throw out a number before the other person in negotiation. You should have asked what he thought was fair then gauged your number on that. He could have said 1000 for all you know.

I am REALLY bad with asking for money. =/ I'm not much of a business guy, but I'll keep that in mind for the future.

I wouldn't worry about it, unless you've actually got a portfolio of websites you've designed in the past for previous clients it'd be silly to act like you might stand to charge him close to what a credible local designer would charge.

At 8/10/10 11:34 AM, Envy wrote:

At 8/9/10 07:29 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: my girlfriend.

I'd hit that.

Me too

At 8/10/10 02:27 PM, joshhunsaker wrote: I wouldn't worry about it, unless you've actually got a portfolio of websites you've designed in the past for previous clients it'd be silly to act like you might stand to charge him close to what a credible local designer would charge.

Bullshit. Mich's got several sites that can act as portfolio enough for him to charge a reasonable amount (which, by the way, would significantly undercut the cost of a 'professional' designer. You ever looked at pricing for that sort of thing?).

It's never silly to be confident in your work.

At 8/10/10 05:38 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 8/10/10 11:18 AM, Mich wrote: Either way, I'm pretty pumped, as I'm doing my first webdev work that will actually make me a nice bit of money as well.

Michy Mich, breaking the ice. You've got talent man, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. TAP is coming along awesomely and I'd actually like a link to the site you made for him.

You guys flatter me too much. :3
I think I'll drop in a link once I finish this project. I personally think it's pretty average looking (what I'm doing), but compared to what he has up there at the moment, it's brilliant looking.

At 8/10/10 03:18 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:

At 8/10/10 11:34 AM, Envy wrote:

At 8/9/10 07:29 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: my girlfriend.

I'd hit that.

Me too

Back off my girl, man.

At 8/10/10 05:58 PM, Envy wrote:

At 8/10/10 03:18 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:

At 8/10/10 11:34 AM, Envy wrote:

At 8/9/10 07:29 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: my girlfriend.

I'd hit that.

Me too

Back off my girl, man.

sorry bro, but she's been cheating on you for about a year now. I'll still always hold place for you in my heart though.

And by heart I mean cock

HEY HEY GUYS

THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY BE FRONTPAGED BECAUSE LASHMUSH IS GODDAMN AWESOME

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  Boomstick by Lashmush

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THAT IS ALL

also, caps

At 8/10/10 09:52 PM, SolusLunes wrote: THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY BE FRONTPAGED BECAUSE LASHMUSH IS GODDAMN AWESOME
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 54434
THAT IS ALL

That's fucking sick.

By the Green Lantern's chin hairs I've missed the intellectual debauchery that runs amok here.

:( Home is too far, no music writing is a nuisance. I feel like I am a musical bladder that had one beer too many.

At 8/11/10 01:46 AM, InvisibleObserver wrote: By the Green Lantern's chin hairs I've missed the intellectual debauchery that runs amok here.

( Home is too far, no music writing is a nuisance. I feel like I am a musical bladder that had one beer too many.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg its gravey's alt

At 8/11/10 01:57 AM, SessileNomad wrote:

At 8/11/10 01:46 AM, InvisibleObserver wrote: By the Green Lantern's chin hairs I've missed the intellectual debauchery that runs amok here.

( Home is too far, no music writing is a nuisance. I feel like I am a musical bladder that had one beer too many.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg its gravey's alt

And he has intranets!!! A wtich! Burn her!

At 8/10/10 03:38 PM, loansindi wrote: Bullshit. Mich's got several sites that can act as portfolio enough for him to charge a reasonable amount (which, by the way, would significantly undercut the cost of a 'professional' designer. You ever looked at pricing for that sort of thing?).

It's never silly to be confident in your work.

Confident is one thing, charging people money is another - gets touchy.

At 8/10/10 03:38 PM, loansindi wrote: (which, by the way, would significantly undercut the cost of a 'professional' designer. You ever looked at pricing for that sort of thing?).

Yes, the person I work for used to design websites for a living.

At 8/10/10 09:52 PM, SolusLunes wrote: THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY BE FRONTPAGED BECAUSE LASHMUSH IS GODDAMN AWESOME
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 54434
THAT IS ALL

That is really awesome! It could use some more vocals, makes me want to attempt to make some epic metal songs.

At 8/11/10 04:01 AM, Nayhan wrote: That is really awesome! It could use some more vocals, makes me want to attempt to make some epic metal songs.

'ey boy, haven't seen yur kind in these here parts before, you one of them queermosexuals?

At 8/11/10 04:29 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote:

At 8/11/10 04:01 AM, Nayhan wrote: That is really awesome! It could use some more vocals, makes me want to attempt to make some epic metal songs.

'ey boy, haven't seen yur kind in these here parts before, you one of them queermosexuals?

What you trying to say, man?

At 8/11/10 04:39 AM, Nayhan wrote:

At 8/11/10 04:29 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote:

At 8/11/10 04:01 AM, Nayhan wrote: That is really awesome! It could use some more vocals, makes me want to attempt to make some epic metal songs.

'ey boy, haven't seen yur kind in these here parts before, you one of them queermosexuals?

What you trying to say, man?

Mang he's just asking you a question.

That question is:

You one of them queermosexuals?