Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 11/19/09 09:15 PM, Box-Killa wrote:

At 11/19/09 09:05 PM, SessileNomad wrote:

At 11/19/09 08:59 PM, Box-Killa wrote:

word on the street is that sessile loves the penis
lol, pics or it didnt happen

Hey! What's not to like about a big'ol floppy penis?

everything is not to like about a big floppy penis

What about your own penis? (Assuming you still have one)

my own penis serve no purpose othr than urinating while it is in its floppy state, which is an activity that does nothing be eat up my time, and perhaps releave a little bit a of pain

So you don't even like your own penis! Wow that's deep!

Just as deep as this conversation.

At 11/19/09 09:24 PM, EmperorCharlemagne wrote: Just as deep as this conversation.

lol agreed

This is the sort of conversation you only get once in a life time.

At 11/19/09 11:32 PM, Box-Killa wrote: This is the sort of conversation you only get once in a life time.

Actually lately it's been just about every page :P

Cool guys...very cool...

At 11/19/09 08:50 PM, SessileNomad wrote:

At 11/19/09 08:47 PM, jarrydn wrote: Coming from a projectionist, all the comedy films that you guys like are shit.

Not that being a projectionist actually makes me an authority on films. I fucking hate movies.

im not trying to be a dick and oversimplify your job, but wouldnt you just have to hit play and then..bam...done?

please elaborate your job if im way off, which if quite sure i am

Projection = best job at a theatre. After you learn it you don't have to deal with customers directly (usually) and it's kind of cool sometimes. Just throwing that out there.

At 11/20/09 01:37 AM, New-Milkman wrote: Projection = best job at a theatre. After you learn it you don't have to deal with customers directly (usually) and it's kind of cool sometimes. Just throwing that out there.

Best job at a cinema maybe.

My job > All your jobs.

Just sayin'.

I get to throw things out of airplanes.

At 11/20/09 03:04 AM, SolusLunes wrote: My job > All your jobs.

Just sayin'.

I get to throw things out of airplanes.

Yeah... that's a pretty awesome job.

look what I found lol

At 11/20/09 04:35 AM, Box-Killa wrote: look what I found lol

Lulz. And your point?

Look what I found lol

xD

At 11/20/09 04:35 AM, Box-Killa wrote: look what I found lol

Oh my god SolusLunes is not a girl? Blasphemy!
My life is ruined. Shit.

wat

PHP mp3 sample rate

Out of nowhere question GO.
Does anyone have a clue how you would go for determining the sample rate of an mp3 file using PHP? I only seem to find things where you have a huge class with loads of unnecessary things to get all the ID3 data and such, while I simply need the sample rate.

So, any hidden brilliant php programmers out here?

I'm a noob.

mich

I have no doubt you've stumbled across this thing (and it might well be the big loaded thing you were talking about) but for any application involving audio files interacting with a web page, it looks like it might be a really helpful thing to implement.

At 11/20/09 07:32 AM, loansindi wrote: mich

I have no doubt you've stumbled across this thing (and it might well be the big loaded thing you were talking about) but for any application involving audio files interacting with a web page, it looks like it might be a really helpful thing to implement.

It seems like I'll have to do just that yeah. I guess that measn it's time for me to look into object oriented php rather than the usual.

do not want.

At 11/20/09 08:50 AM, jarrydn wrote: Where are you from...the 1970's? :P

Already made this joke before, but yeah..
Belgium.

At 11/20/09 08:55 AM, MH16 wrote:

At 11/20/09 08:50 AM, jarrydn wrote: Where are you from...the 1970's? :P.

I only started programming with PHP specifically around June or so, so I'm still pretty new at it ^^
I have however done object-oriented programming before, but I only recently understood how classes exactly work, lol.

Already made this joke before, but yeah..
Belgium.

Lol, was to be expected, as in the Netherlands they always say 'dumb Belgians'.

At 11/20/09 09:00 AM, Mich wrote:

At 11/20/09 08:55 AM, MH16 wrote: Already made this joke before, but yeah..
Belgium.

Lol, was to be expected, as in the Netherlands they always say 'dumb Belgians'.

True, true. We never mean it though. Well, some of us do, but not me :p

At 11/20/09 09:02 AM, MH16 wrote:

At 11/20/09 09:00 AM, Mich wrote:

At 11/20/09 08:55 AM, MH16 wrote: Already made this joke before, but yeah..
Belgium.

Lol, was to be expected, as in the Netherlands they always say 'dumb Belgians'.

True, true. We never mean it though. Well, some of us do, but not me :p

Than you're a good boy. hehe.
Funny how the conversation went from floppy dicks to object oriented php.

H1N1

So, lets talk about something serious here. Not that the last 20 pages of gay forgies weren't entertaining, but I feel the need to discuss slowly taking over..

So yeah, the swine flu. What do you guys think: 'The' illness since the black plaque or just an overhyped, moderate flu?

I'm really thinking it's the latter. The media's making a big deal out of it because it is 'lethal'. Well, what the fuck. 99% of every flu is 'lethal', under the right circumstances. I don't think this one is any different, but I do know that the vaccinations (which are being produced by the millions. I wonder who's earning all that money..) have some incredibly fucked up side-effects. I would rather face the possibility of a simple flu than get myself injected with some shit nobody knows about.

Conspiracy theory. Damn straight.

Check those out, OR at least just read the title.

Link 1

Link 2

At 11/20/09 07:25 AM, Mich wrote:

At 11/20/09 04:35 AM, Box-Killa wrote: look what I found lol

Oh my god SolusLunes is not a girl? Blasphemy!
My life is ruined. Shit.

I am as much a chick as Paragon is a chick.

At 11/20/09 10:07 AM, la-yinn wrote: H1N1

So, lets talk about something serious here. Not that the last 20 pages of gay forgies weren't entertaining, but I feel the need to discuss slowly taking over..

So yeah, the swine flu. What do you guys think: 'The' illness since the black plaque or just an overhyped, moderate flu?

I'm really thinking it's the latter. The media's making a big deal out of it because it is 'lethal'. Well, what the fuck. 99% of every flu is 'lethal', under the right circumstances. I don't think this one is any different, but I do know that the vaccinations (which are being produced by the millions. I wonder who's earning all that money..) have some incredibly fucked up side-effects. I would rather face the possibility of a simple flu than get myself injected with some shit nobody knows about.

Conspiracy theory. Damn straight.

Well, i think that you're right. I want to know where i can find the numbers of how many people die from ''normal'' flu every year and then compare it to the numbers of how many people die from the swine flu. However, i don't think the reason that they want to inject everybody is that they think many people will die, but that they think that many people will get ill and won't go to work. With ''they'' i mean the government.
It's all about money.

At 11/20/09 10:38 AM, Box-Killa wrote: Check those out, OR at least just read the title.
Link 2

"The vaccines are far more deadly than the swine flu "

I heard that one before. I'm with la-yinn on this one I think. I know that I'm not getting one of those vaccines.

The media always succeeded very well at making people believe things that may not have been right, everyone trusted the media. But it seems that either the people are getting more aware of what is truth and what are lies nowadays. Either that or the media is being stupid. This all simply because they made such a huge deal out of something that isn't all that bad...

I guess we'll see how it turns out, just make sure not to believe everything that's on the news I guess...