At 2/4/09 09:39 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
They do when you put something in their mouth!
Get it? like a penis.
Okay, the last few posts (including my own) were kinda spammy, so let's move away from that before we get our asses locked again. Although they did elicit a chuckle or two.....
New House
Me and my familia just moved into a nice new crib this weekend. 3 stories plus the basement, 5 bedrooms, 2-1/2 bathrooms, large back and front yard, a garage and a shed, beautiful landscaping, great neighbors....almost too perfect....
Ahh but here's the problems. No working shower, so we're restricted to baths. Furthermore, the house is too large for the heat to reach everywhere, so it's pretty cold on a day to day basis. The front door is BROKEN! The basement is always cold and the door to that is BROKEN so we have cold air from the basement wafting into the kitchen. We have tons of painting to do and tons of wallpaper to tear down. Plus many of the windows have to be replaced.
So yeah, it's a house....what more can I say.....