Since I'm a narcissist and have nothing better to do I made some calculations based on my personal stats, thought some of you could be interested or get a general insight of what's life in the portal like for average people (or maybe I just don't want the 30 minutes I spent go to waste and grieve and become depressed and cry and cut myself and other shit).
All numbers are approximated to look like nice numbers and not mean numbers that give ugly stares.
64967 plays in 35 submissions
avg of 1856.2 plays per song
5819 downloads in 35 submissions
avg of 166.26 downloads per song
avg of 1 download every 11.16 plays
195 audio reviews
avg of 1 review every 333.16 plays
avg of 1 review every 29.84 downloads
1 fan gained every 676.74 plays and 60.61 downloads.
Considering this statistics and this statistics only and the total amount of plays,
There's a chance of 8.96% that a listener will decide to download a song.
The chance of a listener deciding to leave a review is of 0.3%
The chance of a listener to fan me is of 0.14%
I began actively submitting, to the portal on February 2nd of 2012. Today is March 15th 2013, that makes for a total of 407 days (58 weeks and 1 Day)
This means that, theoretically, every 11.63 days I get (more like should) off my lazy ass and grace the portal with a song of mine (lol)
This also means that every day brings in 159.62 plays and 14.30 downloads, 0.48 audio reviews and 0.24 fans.
My total audio revenue is of $2.53
This means that on avg., every day earns me $0.006
This also means that to earn $1 I need to get 25678.65 plays first and 2300 downloads.
Considering it took me 407 days to get $2.53 it should take 16086.96 days to earn the $100 minimum to cash out (which would equal to 2,567,865 plays and 230,000 downloads).
Bonus Round based on meticulous scientific calculations and experimentation:
There's a 20% chance that frequenting the audio lounge will turn you gay.
50% chance you are already.
80% of the Audio Lounge users worship the cock.
90% of the Lounge users have made references to cocks in their posts.
100% confirmed that BFP is a slut.