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Cats > All your shit

We got a cat yesterday. First time I have a pet since the chickens my parents had when I was 11. And you don't exactly keep chickens in the house, so heh.

Say hi to Darcy.

At 2/18/13 05:20 AM, Mich wrote: Cats > All your shit

We got a cat yesterday. First time I have a pet since the chickens my parents had when I was 11. And you don't exactly keep chickens in the house, so heh.

Say hi to Darcy.

Mich, I want to stroke your pussy.

At 2/17/13 11:33 PM, jpbear wrote: cindaquil is fucking gay.

lol yea. The grass type is even gayer, though. Defensive PKMN are the worst

First bad starter in a line of even shittier starters to follow.

No. Judging on starters, Gen 3 > Gen 4 > Gen 1 > Gen 2 > Gen 5

Blaziken & Sceptile are badass mofos, and so are Torterra & Infernape.

Charizard is O.K.

Therefore generation 2 is gay

This man speaks the truth. The legendaries from Gen 2 are also gay (Ho-oh, Lugia)

and everything after that is a giant bumfuck of gayness

plz no dont say that except for Gen 5 and the upcoming Gen 6, you're hurting ppl

At 2/18/13 01:59 AM, MrSaint wrote:

Hey, fuck you, Totodile was like, the fucking best starter ever, meaning generashun 2 was liek ze bezt

Fuck no, Totodile (and its evolved forms) are weak as shit. I have FIVE Feraligatrs and they all suck epic big balls. Worst water PKMN starter of all Generations. Even Blastoise can top him.

At 2/18/13 04:55 AM, Blackhole12 wrote: Ponies > Pokemon

Actually, it should be =.

"Alright, I choose you Rainbow Dash! Use Sonic Rainboom!"

Damage: 120
Type: Fighting / physical
Effect: 1/3 recoil damage, 1/10 chance of foe flinching.

At 2/18/13 05:33 AM, Chrausner wrote: "Alright, I choose you Rainbow Dash! Use Sonic Rainboom!"

Damage: 120
Type: Fighting / physical
Effect: 1/3 recoil damage, 1/10 chance of foe flinching.

That would actually be really awesome.

At 2/18/13 06:08 AM, Blackhole12 wrote:

At 2/18/13 05:33 AM, Chrausner wrote: "Alright, I choose you Rainbow Dash! Use Sonic Rainboom!"

Damage: 120
Type: Fighting / physical
Effect: 1/3 recoil damage, 1/10 chance of foe flinching.

That would actually be really awesome.

After penis follows pokemon and then MLP. I love this thread.

At 2/18/13 06:18 AM, wandschrank wrote: After penis follows pokemon and then MLP. I love this thread.

My little penis

At 2/18/13 06:33 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: Time for one of these again?

That's a handsome cock.

At 2/18/13 05:25 AM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 2/18/13 05:20 AM, Mich wrote: Say hi to Darcy.

Mich, I want to stroke your pussy.

She's still a very scared cat, she would most likely just shy away.

What the hell is this

At 2/18/13 06:33 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: Time for one of these again?

That cock is majestic.

Is anyone else wasting away on Cathode Raybots?...

At 2/18/13 06:52 PM, ZipZipper wrote: Is anyone else wasting away on Cathode Raybots?...

My laptop can't run the game.

My laptop hates me.

Why can't we talk about chicks for once, eh? It's always about cocks, ain't it?

Here are a few sexy chicks, just for you, guys.

At 2/19/13 02:34 AM, MrSaint wrote: Why can't we talk about chicks for once, eh? It's always about cocks, ain't it?

Here are a few sexy chicks, just for you, guys.

This made me do a disturbingly high-pitched giggle.

At 2/19/13 02:34 AM, MrSaint wrote: Why can't we talk about chicks for once, eh? It's always about cocks, ain't it?

Here are a few sexy chicks, just for you, guys.

They will evolve into Chickens. Which are a female versions of cocks. Everything's related.

At 2/19/13 02:50 AM, Braiton wrote:

At 2/19/13 02:34 AM, MrSaint wrote: Why can't we talk about chicks for once, eh? It's always about cocks, ain't it?

Here are a few sexy chicks, just for you, guys.

They will evolve into Chickens. Which are a female versions of cocks. Everything's related.

Then why don't they start calling chickens - pussies?

Okay, so I have this cash right here, two hundred bucks to be exact, and I want to buy something, but that something has to be fucking portable, because I'll be moving in a few months and I don't to haul a ten tonne synth and shit.

But seriously, any neat gear I can get? I was thinking of a recorder.

At 2/19/13 04:12 AM, MrSaint wrote: Okay, so I have this cash right here, two hundred bucks to be exact, and I want to buy something, but that something has to be fucking portable, because I'll be moving in a few months and I don't to haul a ten tonne synth and shit.

But seriously, any neat gear I can get? I was thinking of a recorder.

You can buy me... I'm portable...

At 2/19/13 05:47 AM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 2/19/13 04:12 AM, MrSaint wrote: But seriously, any neat gear I can get? I was thinking of a recorder.

You can buy me... I'm portable...

Don't listen to him man, he's just pulling your leg.
Buy me instead

At 2/19/13 05:47 AM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 2/19/13 04:12 AM, MrSaint wrote: Okay, so I have this cash right here, two hundred bucks to be exact, and I want to buy something, but that something has to be fucking portable, because I'll be moving in a few months and I don't to haul a ten tonne synth and shit.

But seriously, any neat gear I can get? I was thinking of a recorder.

You can buy me... I'm portable...

You can play recorder? Awesome, I'll give you 5 Euros. We can play a recorder duel.. duet. Whatever.

So earlier this morning I found that I had several scratch marks on my arm.
They were bleeding a bit when I found out. It wasn't there the night before.

no pics because it's already fine so gg dfhuao

At 2/19/13 09:29 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: So earlier this morning I found that I had several scratch marks on my arm.
They were bleeding a bit when I found out. It wasn't there the night before.

You probably scratched yourself because you like touching yourself at night.

Or your girlfriend heard you mumble negative nonsense about her so she scratched your arm.

At 2/19/13 09:42 AM, Chrausner wrote: You probably scratched yourself because you like touching yourself at night.

*gasp*
I am appalled at your blind assumptions!

Or your girlfriend heard you mumble negative nonsense about her so she scratched your arm.

I don't have a girlfriend. Probably never will (at this rate).

At 2/19/13 09:50 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote:
*gasp*
I am appalled at your blind assumptions!

I could be right. You certainly don't know what you do in your sleep.

Imagine ALL the possibilities.

I don't have a girlfriend. Probably never will (at this rate).

You will have one (somehow).

when I say 'somehow', I mean '0.1% chance for you, m8'. jk

Why are there so many huge awesome trucks in the US (or florida at least)

At 2/19/13 12:55 PM, Buoy wrote: Why are there so many huge awesome trucks in the US (or florida at least)

because.

bigger trucks--->bigger penis

therefore americans have biggest dongs yes

At 2/19/13 08:06 AM, wandschrank wrote:
You can play recorder? Awesome, I'll give you 5 Euros. We can play a recorder duel.. duet. Whatever.

I'll win yer ass over on a record duel any day, chump. But in all seriousness, I didn't mean an instrument particularly, just gear.