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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 11:40 AM Reply

You know what I might consider scientific evidence is the geographical location of said race in determining penis size. Honestly, in an environment in which survival is key to any race, or ethnicity, the penis may grow through evoluation to insure pregnancy. Perhaps procreation is a way for the race to survive. Now, if I were in Africa, and lions were casually looking at me like they do all the time, until they bite off your dick, I would need to be equipped to procreate effectively to insure the survival of my species. Maybe that is the key to the herald of the ebony penis.

Although I have heard stories that not all black penis' are extraordinary, but I am trying to figure out why I care. I am Greek and Italian, and I have huge hands. I don't fear for lack in the department, but it seems my theory may fall short in my own physiology. Considering there are no lions corralling the landscape of Greece, OR Italy.

The devil's advocate would tell me that if a lion or any another instinctively driven animal were to try to eat my butt, I would want the smallest penis possible, so that it would not be the target of said animals razor sharp claws. Because let's face it, if I want to get eaten by a lion, I hope he doesn't go for my junk first. I would rather him eat my throat, or suffocate me, which seems to be the main focus of their attacks. Yeah, they suffocate their victims. At least lions do, Hyenas like to eat their victims alive. Hence, the penis people eating theory above.

Thoughts gentlemen.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 12:04 PM Reply

Penis everywhere olol
Humans are insignificant next to horses.
Daaamn.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 12:16 PM Reply

sorry guys i'm going to have to break up your discourse on eugenics and inject some good vibes

check it out, it's midimachine rocking the crowd at the Squaresounds Open Mic

(i accidentally ruined the sick drop in this recording by getting my hair tangled up in the recording device from fucking milling so hard)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOmw6E-XmQ

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 12:51 PM Reply

At 2/15/13 12:16 PM, jarrydn wrote: sorry guys i'm going to have to break up your discourse on eugenics and inject some good vibes

check it out, it's midimachine rocking the crowd at the Squaresounds Open Mic

(i accidentally ruined the sick drop in this recording by getting my hair tangled up in the recording device from fucking milling so hard)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOmw6E-XmQ

That's incredible, big props to midimachine. Also the ending of that video is priceless.

On another note... FL why do you do this to me :(.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 01:20 PM Reply

At 2/15/13 12:51 PM, Step wrote:
At 2/15/13 12:16 PM, jarrydn wrote: sorry guys i'm going to have to break up your discourse on eugenics and inject some good vibes

check it out, it's midimachine rocking the crowd at the Squaresounds Open Mic

(i accidentally ruined the sick drop in this recording by getting my hair tangled up in the recording device from fucking milling so hard)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOmw6E-XmQ
That's incredible, big props to midimachine. Also the ending of that video is priceless.

On another note... FL why do you do this to me :(.

My guess is that the .dll is corrupted, and a re-download is warranted. I wonder if for some reason your windows system files are somehow changing the .dll considering it a security risk of some sort. My guess would be that either where ever you are getting FL from is maliciously trying to attack your computer, or, your windows system configuration is misplacing your .dll for some odd reason.

Oh, and sorry about the penis talk in the audio lounge. It was wrong, but in a way funny scientifically speaking. Computers are made so that humans can talk about the only thing not connected to technology... unless... you REALLY love your computer.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 01:25 PM Reply

At 2/15/13 01:20 PM, jaysummers759885 wrote: My guess is that the .dll is corrupted, and a re-download is warranted. I wonder if for some reason your windows system files are somehow changing the .dll considering it a security risk of some sort. My guess would be that either where ever you are getting FL from is maliciously trying to attack your computer, or, your windows system configuration is misplacing your .dll for some odd reason.

What's also possible is that a virus scanner saw the .dll file as a treat and removed it. Happened to me a long time ago.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 01:31 PM Reply

At 2/15/13 12:51 PM, Step wrote: On another note... FL why do you do this to me :(.

Running it as Admin? I had this problem before, and running FL as Admin seemed to fix it... although it wiped all my authorizations...


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 01:39 PM Reply

Weirdass FL Error

At first I thought it might just be the fact that the project is using 2.5 GB of my 4 GB of RAM, since all my other projects export fine and Fruity Delay is working perfectly... but I ran FL as admin and to my surprise the error disappeared. Thanks for the quick fix for my miniature dilemma, BFP.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 01:48 PM Reply

At 2/15/13 01:39 PM, Step wrote: Thanks for the quick fix for my miniature dilemma, BFP.

You be welcome.

Moving on.

Yes... on to the big news at hand...

2012 doomsday is starting a little late...


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 02:56 PM Reply

At 2/15/13 01:48 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:
Yes... on to the big news at hand...

2012 doomsday is starting a little late...

Aerith is dead. We are all screwed.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 03:13 PM Reply

mandigo theory is a 200% lie lol

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 15th, 2013 @ 04:02 PM Reply

At 2/15/13 03:13 PM, jpbear wrote: mandigo theory is a 200% lie lol

Don't say his name.. or he will come for you.

Which will hurt.

.. A lot.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 06:32 AM Reply

At 2/15/13 11:40 AM, jaysummers759885 wrote:
Thoughts gentlemen.

I heard females find large penises disgusting, and small-medium penisis more 'attractive'. Perhaps a small penis is the result of a chain of evolutions. The reason for a small penis is to avoid maximum pain from predators who take a bite at your dick (like you said in your post), and to become more attractive in the female eyes.

Human settlement started in Africa and went north and eastwards. The furthest settlements got to East Asia, thus the evolution occured, causing many East Asians to have little penises.

My 2 cents.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 07:32 AM Reply

...How the fuck did we get ourselves knee deep in this discussion of the penis?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 07:40 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 06:32 AM, Chrausner wrote: I heard females find large penises disgusting, and small-medium penisis more 'attractive'.

I heard males find large vaginas disgusting, and small-medium vaginas more 'attractive'.

But seriously, it depends.
On?

Everything.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 07:43 AM Reply

Check it out

The most fascinating thing you've seen in a long while.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 07:53 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 07:32 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: ...How the fuck did we get ourselves knee deep in this discussion of the penis?

I actually have no fucking idea. The power of boredom allows anything to happen.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 07:55 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 07:43 AM, Step wrote: Check it out

The most fascinating thing you've seen in a long while.

That would've taken a lot of work!

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 08:03 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 07:32 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: ...How the fuck did we get ourselves knee deep in this discussion of the penis?

It's probably the most serious discussion within the last 500 pages of this thread.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:12 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 07:43 AM, Step wrote: Check it out

The most fascinating thing you've seen in a long while.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:23 AM Reply

i just realized that i've been listening to my mix that's peaking WAAAY over 0db for the past hour or so.
well shit

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 12:22 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 07:43 AM, Step wrote: Check it out

The most fascinating thing you've seen in a long while.

This is awesome. I've always wondered what's inside all those galaxies. I find it fascinating :d

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 03:04 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 12:22 PM, Braiton wrote:
This is awesome. I've always wondered what's inside all those galaxies. I find it fascinating :d

The topic of penis length is by far more fascinating than those silly galaxies of yours, Braiton.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 03:23 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 03:04 PM, MrSaint wrote:
At 2/16/13 12:22 PM, Braiton wrote:
This is awesome. I've always wondered what's inside all those galaxies. I find it fascinating :d
The topic of penis length is by far more fascinating than those silly galaxies of yours, Braiton.

I think it's pretty obvious that I was referring to the possible lifeform that could live in those galaxies. I mean, imagine the many different kinds of penises they could have! The possibilities are endless!

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 03:35 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 11:23 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: i just realized that i've been listening to my mix that's peaking WAAAY over 0db for the past hour or so.
well shit

Congrats. You just got pwned by the Loudness Wars.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 03:41 PM Reply

I had a psychedelic dream last night... because I forgot that I was listening to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNZE2zo7cpQ

who needs drugs any ways?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 08:37 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 11:12 AM, LiquidOoze wrote:
At 2/16/13 07:43 AM, Step wrote: Check it out

The most fascinating thing you've seen in a long while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/589217

Had seen it existed on Newgrounds. Never looked at it or knew what it was. Amazing.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 10:42 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 03:35 PM, BrokenDeck wrote:
At 2/16/13 11:23 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: i just realized that i've been listening to my mix that's peaking WAAAY over 0db for the past hour or so.
well shit
Congrats. You just got pwned by the Loudness Wars.

or probably just really horrible mixing
i am never gonna do gabber ever again ;(

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:27 AM Reply

[Getting back into PKMN]

So recently, I got back into playing Pokemon (Platinum), and I've also started watching the anime (starting at Season 10).

Anyone here that still plays/watches PKMN?


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