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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 02:34:44 Reply

At 2/15/13 01:53 AM, Chrausner wrote:
I know I don't.
Asian dicks don't count?

too small ololololololol i think i just burned myself

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 03:25:02 Reply

At 2/15/13 02:34 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote:
too small ololololololol i think i just burned myself

I know that feel.

Why do Asians have small dicks in general anyway? I don't understand why. Did their ancestors do some tribal bullshit that reduced the potential lenght of dicks?


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 03:30:38 Reply

At 2/15/13 03:25 AM, Chrausner wrote: Why do Asians have small dicks in general anyway? I don't understand why. Did their ancestors do some tribal bullshit that reduced the potential lenght of dicks?

Maybe it because Asians are naturally...erm, not that tall/physically huge. Personally, I blame genes.
Fecking genes and its genetic bullshit.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 04:16:39 Reply

At 2/15/13 03:25 AM, Chrausner wrote: Why do Asians have small dicks in general anyway? I don't understand why. Did their ancestors do some tribal bullshit that reduced the potential lenght of dicks?

Why do black people have such big dicks? Maybe their ancestors did some tribal bullshit to increase the potential length of dicks?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 04:47:36 Reply

I feel that the smarter you are, the smaller your dick becomes.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 05:19:26 Reply

At 2/15/13 04:47 AM, Mohabot wrote: I feel that the smarter you are, the smaller your dick becomes.

..then i must be pretty damn dumb.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 06:11:56 Reply

At 2/15/13 04:47 AM, Mohabot wrote: I feel that the smarter you are, the smaller your dick becomes.

That must mean that Asians are superior in intelligence. No wonder the education in East Asia is tougher than any other.

Also, here's a theory:

Humans were first located in Africa, and they all had huge dicks (it was the default). As they travelled north to Europe and east to Asia, their dicks began to shrink because of environmental changes. People who travelled to Asia got their dick size reduced at a greater rate because it's further away than from Africa to Europe. People who travelled from Asia to America via the landmass that existed between Alaska and the northeastern tip of Russia had micropenises. Many of the Native Americans were slaughtered by the Europeans when the Euros arrived in America, so it explains why very few people have micropenises. The same goes for the Asians who inhabited Australia & New Zealand.

Thus:

Africans -- largest dicks
Europeans, Americans of Euro descent, Australians of Euro descent, and NZers of Euro descent -- medium~large dick
West Asia -- medium dicks
East Asia -- small dicks
Native Americans -- micro dicks


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 06:45:03 Reply

Thus:

Africans -- largest dicks
Europeans, Americans of Euro descent, Australians of Euro descent, and NZers of Euro descent -- medium~large dick
West Asia -- medium dicks
East Asia -- small dicks
Native Americans -- micro dicks

Does that also apply to vaginas?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 07:04:45 Reply

At 2/15/13 06:45 AM, wandschrank wrote:
Does that also apply to vaginas?

No. I don't think vaginas have different depths.

Unless someone here who had sex w/ a white, black and asian person can explain the differences of vaginas between the three.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 07:06:12 Reply

At 2/15/13 05:19 AM, FairSquare wrote:
At 2/15/13 04:47 AM, Mohabot wrote: I feel that the smarter you are, the smaller your dick becomes.
..then i must be pretty damn dumb.

I did not see that coming.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 07:16:13 Reply

At 2/15/13 07:06 AM, LiquidOoze wrote:
At 2/15/13 05:19 AM, FairSquare wrote:
At 2/15/13 04:47 AM, Mohabot wrote: I feel that the smarter you are, the smaller your dick becomes.
..then i must be pretty damn dumb.
I did not see that coming.

I'm serious though


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 07:17:52 Reply

At 2/15/13 06:11 AM, Chrausner wrote: Also, here's a theory:

This is, by far, the most informing and appropriate post to the audio reg lounge.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 08:21:49 Reply

Does that also apply to vaginas?
No. I don't think vaginas have different depths.

Unless someone here who had sex w/ a white, black and asian person can explain the differences of vaginas between the three.

I think the width would be more important to compare. ;D

From my experience, the body size can make quite a difference. On the other hand, you'd need a few hundred subjects to really compare that on a scientific basis.

The secondary sexual characteristics, on the other hand, seem to be related with ones descent.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 10:02:16 Reply

Great. Now we're having a very interesting discussion about the male genitalia.
Keep it rolling, gents.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 10:11:06 Reply

alright, what the fuck soundcloud

double posting like a g

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 10:45:29 Reply

alright, I swear this is the last post for the night
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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 11:40:59 Reply

You know what I might consider scientific evidence is the geographical location of said race in determining penis size. Honestly, in an environment in which survival is key to any race, or ethnicity, the penis may grow through evoluation to insure pregnancy. Perhaps procreation is a way for the race to survive. Now, if I were in Africa, and lions were casually looking at me like they do all the time, until they bite off your dick, I would need to be equipped to procreate effectively to insure the survival of my species. Maybe that is the key to the herald of the ebony penis.

Although I have heard stories that not all black penis' are extraordinary, but I am trying to figure out why I care. I am Greek and Italian, and I have huge hands. I don't fear for lack in the department, but it seems my theory may fall short in my own physiology. Considering there are no lions corralling the landscape of Greece, OR Italy.

The devil's advocate would tell me that if a lion or any another instinctively driven animal were to try to eat my butt, I would want the smallest penis possible, so that it would not be the target of said animals razor sharp claws. Because let's face it, if I want to get eaten by a lion, I hope he doesn't go for my junk first. I would rather him eat my throat, or suffocate me, which seems to be the main focus of their attacks. Yeah, they suffocate their victims. At least lions do, Hyenas like to eat their victims alive. Hence, the penis people eating theory above.

Thoughts gentlemen.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 12:04:35 Reply

Penis everywhere olol
Humans are insignificant next to horses.
Daaamn.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 12:16:38 Reply

sorry guys i'm going to have to break up your discourse on eugenics and inject some good vibes

check it out, it's midimachine rocking the crowd at the Squaresounds Open Mic

(i accidentally ruined the sick drop in this recording by getting my hair tangled up in the recording device from fucking milling so hard)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOmw6E-XmQ


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 12:51:39 Reply

At 2/15/13 12:16 PM, jarrydn wrote: sorry guys i'm going to have to break up your discourse on eugenics and inject some good vibes

check it out, it's midimachine rocking the crowd at the Squaresounds Open Mic

(i accidentally ruined the sick drop in this recording by getting my hair tangled up in the recording device from fucking milling so hard)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOmw6E-XmQ

That's incredible, big props to midimachine. Also the ending of that video is priceless.

On another note... FL why do you do this to me :(.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 13:20:13 Reply

At 2/15/13 12:51 PM, Step wrote:
At 2/15/13 12:16 PM, jarrydn wrote: sorry guys i'm going to have to break up your discourse on eugenics and inject some good vibes

check it out, it's midimachine rocking the crowd at the Squaresounds Open Mic

(i accidentally ruined the sick drop in this recording by getting my hair tangled up in the recording device from fucking milling so hard)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOmw6E-XmQ
That's incredible, big props to midimachine. Also the ending of that video is priceless.

On another note... FL why do you do this to me :(.

My guess is that the .dll is corrupted, and a re-download is warranted. I wonder if for some reason your windows system files are somehow changing the .dll considering it a security risk of some sort. My guess would be that either where ever you are getting FL from is maliciously trying to attack your computer, or, your windows system configuration is misplacing your .dll for some odd reason.

Oh, and sorry about the penis talk in the audio lounge. It was wrong, but in a way funny scientifically speaking. Computers are made so that humans can talk about the only thing not connected to technology... unless... you REALLY love your computer.

later,

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 13:25:53 Reply

At 2/15/13 01:20 PM, jaysummers759885 wrote: My guess is that the .dll is corrupted, and a re-download is warranted. I wonder if for some reason your windows system files are somehow changing the .dll considering it a security risk of some sort. My guess would be that either where ever you are getting FL from is maliciously trying to attack your computer, or, your windows system configuration is misplacing your .dll for some odd reason.

What's also possible is that a virus scanner saw the .dll file as a treat and removed it. Happened to me a long time ago.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 13:31:36 Reply

At 2/15/13 12:51 PM, Step wrote: On another note... FL why do you do this to me :(.

Running it as Admin? I had this problem before, and running FL as Admin seemed to fix it... although it wiped all my authorizations...


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 13:39:44 Reply

Weirdass FL Error

At first I thought it might just be the fact that the project is using 2.5 GB of my 4 GB of RAM, since all my other projects export fine and Fruity Delay is working perfectly... but I ran FL as admin and to my surprise the error disappeared. Thanks for the quick fix for my miniature dilemma, BFP.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 13:48:50 Reply

At 2/15/13 01:39 PM, Step wrote: Thanks for the quick fix for my miniature dilemma, BFP.

You be welcome.

Moving on.

Yes... on to the big news at hand...

2012 doomsday is starting a little late...


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 14:56:43 Reply

At 2/15/13 01:48 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:
Yes... on to the big news at hand...

2012 doomsday is starting a little late...

Aerith is dead. We are all screwed.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 15:13:29 Reply

mandigo theory is a 200% lie lol

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-15 16:02:46 Reply

At 2/15/13 03:13 PM, jpbear wrote: mandigo theory is a 200% lie lol

Don't say his name.. or he will come for you.

Which will hurt.

.. A lot.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-16 06:32:43 Reply

At 2/15/13 11:40 AM, jaysummers759885 wrote:
Thoughts gentlemen.

I heard females find large penises disgusting, and small-medium penisis more 'attractive'. Perhaps a small penis is the result of a chain of evolutions. The reason for a small penis is to avoid maximum pain from predators who take a bite at your dick (like you said in your post), and to become more attractive in the female eyes.

Human settlement started in Africa and went north and eastwards. The furthest settlements got to East Asia, thus the evolution occured, causing many East Asians to have little penises.

My 2 cents.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2013-02-16 07:32:16 Reply

...How the fuck did we get ourselves knee deep in this discussion of the penis?