At 11/16/12 03:22 PM, Sequenced wrote:
At 11/16/12 03:10 PM, Braiton wrote:
At 11/16/12 10:53 AM, FairSquare wrote:
Has anyone ever tried the 'dick in a hole in a bag of popcorn' trick in the cinema?Explain.
Turns out it actually works.
Well, i just thought 'fuck it' and tried it.
Went to the cinema on my own. I dressed with bright colours that say ''I'm a standard nice guy, you have nothing to fear from me.''
So i bought popcorn, went into the bathroom and made a hole in it into which i shoved my penis.
It was hard to do, i had to handle fast before all the popcorn fell through. But i managed.
I got into a seat next to two girls that looked pretty hot.
About 20 minutes into the movie i asked the girl next to me: ''Would you like some popcorn too? Although the movie is still... long.. it's kinda.. hard.. to eat it all on my own ;)''
She asked me: ''Is it sweet or is it salt?''
''Sweet'' i responded.
Then she said: ''Well darn, i only like salt, but thanks for offering.''
This frustrated me greatly. As a reaction i stood up quickly, which made all the popcorn spill.
I decided in the fraction of a second that, if i was going down, i was going down with a bang.
Grabbing the bag and shoving it off my manhood, i ran down the rows of seats until i was in front of the screen.
And i dropped my pants.
''BEHOLD'' i shouted. ''BEHOLD, FOR THIS IS THE TREE OF LIFE! YOU SHALL NOT LAUGH! YOU SHALL NOT LOOK AWAY! YOU SHALL STARE AND FEEL INSECURE ABOUT YOURSELF!''
Then security came and dragged me away.
Next time i will take salt popcorn. It would've totally worked if i had gotten salt popcorn.