Where babies come from.

[Rucklo]

This might be slighty NSFW, well, not really - but if you're at school, work or have your mormonic grandparents hanging over your shoulder it makes sense not to follow the link below.

I know alot of you are rather young, and while searching for something maths-related for school, I stumbled upon this site.

It contain a very good story, written in german, but the images are clear enough even for yous guises to understand what's going on. At least you who finnished high-school.

So, that's how babbies are formed, at least in germany.

I hope this have been an informative read! God bless you all!

[TheLameSauce]

Wow. Very informative. I didn't know German semen is shot like violent pebbles.

[Cyberdevil]

Wow, Germanians sure are strange people, making babies like that, thank you for the postage.

[stosh1919]

Rucklo's a mod when did that happen?????

[Mrmilkcarton]

So the baby kinda swims out on it's own in Germany?

[pinkfuzzyman]

Lol, he shoots the semen like a rock!

[RubberTrucky]

Actually, people no longer sleep with eachother these days. In times when parents have less time for babys and the computer becomes more important, babies are sold on e-bay and e-baby.

They are made in factories these days, which specialise in making kids more resistant to illnesses and more superior than those formed by nature. people expect that in about 5 years all natural means to create a baby will be outdated and the gross of the production will be done in huge corporatons. The natural way will then be only practised amongst uncivilised cultures and the poorest of the nations.

[AwfulAwful]

it's alive!

[Timmy]

I had a picture-book like that when I was younger.

The first part was about flowers and bees, and explained how pollination worked in a series of pictures.

The middle part involved two chickens going at it to create an egg.

Then the last part was two humans.

I was a curious child.

[Rucklo]

German men apparently suffers from backpains more than other europeans, i guess the intercourse-image explains that. can you imagine what a position like that would do to your back? man! kiropraktors, here comes the gerMan.

At 1/22/09 04:10 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Actually, people no longer sleep with eachother these days. In times when parents have less time for babys and the computer becomes more important, babies are sold on e-bay and e-baby.

i see no fake link to back this statement up, and therefore i shall dismiss it as untrue. at least until this fact is on wikipedia, because wiki never lies.

[Dew]

At 1/22/09 04:12 PM, Timmy wrote: I had a picture-book like that when I was younger.

The first part was about flowers and bees, and explained how pollination worked in a series of pictures.

The middle part involved two chickens going at it to create an egg.

Then the last part was two humans.

I was a curious child.

You were a lot of things as a child timmy. Yes, I know...

[darkness-alt]

DUUUUUUDE!!!

That had porno in it!!

[chaw]

this is a far better way of teaching children about this kind of thing.
it eliminates sex as a taboo, if you know what I mean. the same thing should be done in the states and england.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/22/09 04:12 PM, Timmy wrote: Then the last part was two humans.

Aw, they skipped the final chapters of evolutionary processing.

[Rucklo]

At 1/22/09 04:15 PM, darkness-alt wrote: DUUUUUUDE!!!

That had porno in it!!

That's what you get for being a less intelligent boy who didn't read all of the first post before going on a clicking spree.

[Hybrid-Of-Souls]

At 1/22/09 04:11 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: it's alive!

Busted.

[perphekt]

that is a highly disturbing informational booklet you have there.

[Jonas]

At 1/22/09 04:37 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

At 1/22/09 04:11 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: it's alive!

Busted.

I laughed, because no one would trust a black doctor. I only see Indian doctors.

[Lorkas]

How is babby formed? How girl get pregnant?

[Casualty]

Priceless face for looking at a gaping vagina...

[Proottalfain]

At 1/22/09 04:41 PM, Casualty wrote: Priceless face for looking at a gaping vagina...

He seems more disgusted than the Dad...

[BobbaQ]

Oh Rucklo, how you make us laugh!

[DroopyA]

This guys expression never changes.

[RubberTrucky]

Anyone also thought of this?

[Rucklo]

At 1/22/09 04:51 PM, DroopyA wrote: This guys expression never changes.

He possibly traveled forward in time, to read the book he was going to be in - and after he found out where babies come from, he travelled back. The expression he got when he found out never got wiped off his face, it took up every wake second of his throughts for the rest of his existance.