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Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 04:04:57 Reply

How come your penis doesn't get burnt in the shower but if you put a warm rag on it, it hurts like fuck all day.

There's some things in this world I just cant understand.


This whole system is out of line!!

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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 04:05:54 Reply

There's microscopic robots on that rag feasting on your fuckstick.

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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 04:05:57 Reply

There is a perfectly reasonable answer out there somewhere, trust me.


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 04:12:07 Reply

I'm going to leave you and your imagination up to finding out why I had a warm rag on my penis.


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 07:01:41 Reply

At 1/21/09 04:12 AM, spycaper51 wrote: I'm going to leave you and your imagination up to finding out why I had a warm rag on my penis.

Something to do with Masturbation. And don't tell me I'm wrong.


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 07:14:08 Reply

I have no idea what you're talking about.


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 07:23:28 Reply

At 1/21/09 04:05 AM, JarrodK wrote: There is a perfectly reasonable answer out there somewhere, trust me.

The eighthundredyearold blue inhabitents of Jupiter probably know the answer by now.

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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 07:25:30 Reply

At 1/21/09 04:04 AM, spycaper51 wrote: How come your penis doesn't get burnt in the shower but if you put a warm rag on it, it hurts like fuck all day.

There's some things in this world I just cant understand.

My penis doesn't hurt if i put a warm rag on it.


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 08:08:17 Reply

u wanted to burn it off to get a pussy


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 08:11:38 Reply

So you put a warm rag on your penis too...


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 08:20:33 Reply

At 1/21/09 07:25 AM, The-Condor wrote:
At 1/21/09 04:04 AM, spycaper51 wrote: How come your penis doesn't get burnt in the shower but if you put a warm rag on it, it hurts like fuck all day.

There's some things in this world I just cant understand.
My penis doesn't hurt if i put a warm rag on it.

Must be only you then.


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 08:23:22 Reply

At 1/21/09 08:20 AM, Fenrisulfre wrote:
At 1/21/09 07:25 AM, The-Condor wrote:
At 1/21/09 04:04 AM, spycaper51 wrote: How come your penis doesn't get burnt in the shower but if you put a warm rag on it, it hurts like fuck all day.

There's some things in this world I just cant understand.
My penis doesn't hurt if i put a warm rag on it.
Must be only you then.

Might be the fabric, or it could be that there's something on there like shampoo which causes your skin to irritate if it's left on for too long (at least the more irritable skin like that of your penis).

Anyway, why put a rag on your dick? Just get a girlfriend.


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Response to Ow, dammit. 2009-01-21 08:25:08 Reply

At 1/21/09 08:08 AM, letiger wrote: u wanted to burn it off to get a pussy

noted for future trolling.


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