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Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?

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...Um, ok... for you maybe

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At 1/20/09 07:04 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?

No not really. I'll admit that I do curse much more than usual, and so do many of the people around me. The same thing applies to girls, even well mannered ones.

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At 1/20/09 07:04 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?

you are drunk right now....... arent you

Why does my mind feel so happy?


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if your speech changes that drastically when you're drunk.
you shouldn't be drinking.
they have AA meetings for that.

.Look it's a Girl, who likes... Girls.
.isntthatfun.


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At 1/20/09 07:08 PM, fushioon wrote:
At 1/20/09 07:04 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?
you are drunk right now....... arent you

I'm afriad so
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Bbrb i'll delete this topic later, it's all good
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At 1/20/09 07:04 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?

Not really but when you're drunk some women look hotter than they should.


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i think there's phases to drunken speech. Like first there's uninhibited and unabashed conversation, followed by profanity laced conversation, then incoherent slurring accompanied by laughter.

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At 1/20/09 07:04 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?

true, true, but usually only if im really wasted, like from jagermeisters or a lot of vodka


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fuck is a verb
shit is a noun

Although I guess if you are drunk you can't tell the difference.


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aw shit drunk mods.

Watch out for spontaneous bans!


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Not for me, but sometimes..

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At 1/20/09 10:54 PM, diminitive wrote: This is why drugs are better than alcohol.

I don't drink btw.

Dissapointed in you.

We aren't friends no more.

At 10/28/08 07:33 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: FUCK YES I'D SUCK MY OWN DICK.

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when you're drunk everything looks better than it should.
then you wake up, you're sober, and the person you left with is still ugly as shit.

.Look it's a Girl, who likes... Girls.
.isntthatfun.


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aw damn, I just shitted my fuck!

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At 1/20/09 10:57 PM, perphekt wrote: when you're drunk everything looks better than it should.
then you wake up, you're sober, and the person you left with is still ugly as shit.

Not for me. For me it's more:
Tells a few jokes
*drinks*
tells a few weird jokes
*drinks*
tells a lot of weird jokes
*drinks*
comments everything he feels/sees/hears
*drinks*
Starts lying on the ground for no apparent reason

So there is no chance I actually leave with someone.


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At 1/20/09 07:21 PM, Paradox wrote: Watch out for spontaneous bans!

Spontaneity is the only thing keeping our relationship together.

yeh

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At 1/20/09 07:04 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?

switched...
a verb is an ACTION word
fuck=action word
a noun is a person, place or thing
shit=thing


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At 1/20/09 11:07 PM, jds74 wrote: a verb is an ACTION word
shit=thing

I shit often.

I just shat all over that theory.

yeh

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At 1/20/09 10:55 PM, Envy wrote:
At 1/20/09 10:54 PM, diminitive wrote: This is why drugs are better than alcohol.

I don't drink btw.
Dissapointed in you.

We aren't friends no more.

YOU TOLD ME U DID COCAINE (when I was at school on msn rmemrber???)


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When I get drunk, I turn into a mime. Make-up and everything.

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i'm too busy falling out of chairs to know.

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If I get drunk, I hope I can visualize freely.


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At 1/20/09 11:11 PM, Sensationalism wrote: When I get drunk, I turn into a mime. Make-up and everything.

You start crying which makes your make-up drop?


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At 1/20/09 11:15 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 1/20/09 11:11 PM, Sensationalism wrote: When I get drunk, I turn into a mime. Make-up and everything.
You start crying which makes your make-up drop?

No, no, no. The tears are painted on.

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I don't know why, but I get really happy when I'm drunk. I mean come ON, the whole world seems like an awesome place and honestly, who cares if my girlfriend's pissed and my pants are on fire? I just love being alive too much. And then I wake up the next morning and I'm like "FUUUUUUUUUCK that was some serious shit..."

So being drunk? No. Hung over? Aww hell yeah.

Family Guy may be funny, but you're not. STOP QUOTING IT GODDAMNIT.

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At 1/20/09 07:04 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?

Fuck that shit dude, you've got it all backwards!

Drunk for sure!¡!
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I usually talk about people who are assholes. Y'know, "Thish guy. Thish guy. He *hiccup* walks up to me and, whoa (almost fell over there), he says, ' hey, hey buddy, your fat' so I punch him square in the nuts. BLARGHHGHGH."

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At 1/20/09 07:04 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Every verb is replaced by SHIT.
And every noun is replaced by FUCK.

Right?

Dry-ice you drink too much. I think AA meetings are in need for you.

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Look at this shittin fuck.


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