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omg!!!! i hate testes!!!!!

I honestly have no clue. I mean, I personally believe in respect. What does beating someone prove? "Oh look, I'm a tough guy! I have no restraint or brains, but I can break you until you need a hospital bed and I get charged for assault!"

To me, violence is retarted in every sense of the word. Even with war! "I'm fighting for our country's freedom, so I'm gonna bomb the heck out of another human being, and slaughter their families!"

Men shouldn't hit women, or vice versa. It's our moronic instinct to get angry and resort to immediate revenge, but that's why we have so many shelters and help lines - because men (and sometimes women) don't know how to be mature and control their rages.

everyone knows if you punch a woman.
she'll kick you in the nads.. hard, because men are weak.
where on a womans body can you punch her, where she will automatically subdue and fall to her knees crying like a baby, nowhere.
now... do you want that? honestly?

At 1/20/09 05:20 PM, perphekt wrote: everyone knows if you punch a woman.
she'll kick you in the nads.. hard, because men are weak.
where on a womans body can you punch her, where she will automatically subdue and fall to her knees crying like a baby, nowhere.
now... do you want that? honestly?

pressure points.

as in?
you'd have to get close and women have long legs. generally, unless you have a short stubby one, then of course she's fair game.
if you want to hit a woman, just get another woman to hit her. :)

At 1/20/09 05:24 PM, perphekt wrote: as in?
you'd have to get close and women have long legs. generally, unless you have a short stubby one, then of course she's fair game.
if you want to hit a woman, just get another woman to hit her. :)

get a big stick(you know what i mean, you pervs) and hit her.

You can slap me, but just expect your balls for breakfast the next morning.

i'll slap you.
but i have no balls, so what do i get for breakfast?

At 1/20/09 05:32 PM, perphekt wrote: i'll slap you.
but i have no balls, so what do i get for breakfast?

Oh I think you know.

At 1/20/09 05:32 PM, perphekt wrote: i'll slap you.
but i have no balls, so what do i get for breakfast?

Your pepperoni nipples.

i think not.

At 1/20/09 05:28 PM, MoriChax wrote: You can slap me, but just expect your balls for breakfast the next morning.

then you can expect no head in the morning.

oh wait, you'd be dead...

yeah yeah violence against wifes is a baaaaaad problem!
lets compare it to people who get randomly smashed down on the street:

Case 1 Violence against wifes:
- it happens rarely
- the wife knows the person who does it and for some reason decided to be with this person
- the wife most likely picked a guy with a reputation for being a fucking dangerous asshole
- the wife gets to report the husband and hes gets a hard time in prison where he is going to get assraped by lonely men
- if the wife had children with him they are going to suck dry the money on his bank account while hes taking it in the ass behind the bars.

Case 2 Random street violence:
- it happens very often and its almost never women who are the victims
- the person getting smashed down does most likely not know the guy whos kicking hes face.
- the person getting smacked down will most likely be unable to identify the man who therefore wohnt get convicted
- there is a huge chance that the victim will get killed.
- it happens around 10 times as often as wifes getting beaten by the husbands
- unlike case 1 the victim did not chose to have anything to do with the person smacking him down

i know people from both cases.. a bunch of my friends got beaten by a local gang for no appearent reason. they had never even talked to them before. one of them got so badly injured he nearly passed away. they were all guys.

then i know this woman who got killed by her husband. they had been married for 10 years.. for those 10 years she had been beaten by him. he had beaten her kids up as well.. dispite that she were stupid enough to stay with him for those 10 years... she even got a kid with that man even though he were beating her up. therefore my sympathy for her is minimum. she were so weak that even though her and her children were getting beaten up for 10 years she didnt do anything to stop it.

now. dont even DARE telling me that violence against wifes is the major problem with violence today. its such an extremely small fragment of a general issue with meaningless violence.. and besides from rapes its the ONLY one were the victims are women... and when women marry a guy with a leather jacket with the Initials HA. or a sweet young afro with a bandana. THATS HER OWN GOD DAMN FAULT!

i beat up women daily.

I will only hurt someone when they hurt me. 'Eye for an eye', so to say.

Women can't hurt me. They're physically too weak and mentally too stupid for that.

As such I never have to hurt a woman.

The end.

At 1/20/09 10:12 AM, startreeflesh wrote: Because, you know, men are legally allowed to beat each other up too, right?

said the alt made freshly just minutes ago

This thread was funny at first, but now it seems to have reduced itself to graphic pictures accompanied tasteless jokes. You all should have kept it funny instead of making it trashy.

I'm all about hitting a girl if she's asking for it, but now you all are just being ignorant immature dickweeds. SRSLY.