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Actually, I'll Reject my Previous Statements, Because you all sound like 8 year olds.

Does your Mummies Know that You've been doing Naughty Things on the internet?

= Take Sarcasm Before i get Flamed

At 1/22/09 12:31 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/21/09 07:21 PM, The-Wade-Birgade wrote: THE CLOCK CREW WAS A SPAM GROUP. When they started they were a spam group and once again they did raid the BBS and such. Why should the FFF not get the same chance as the CC?

Yea wade, answer that B)

The Clock Crew was a crew... The LFL/FFF is one guy with a buncha alts. It's less pathetic when a bunch of people are in on the joke, and they're actually enjoying it.

Good work Wade. People need to understand that the internet is not a play thing... sometimes.

Ok, since sarcasm didn't work, I'll just say it flat out. Kissing Wade's ass is pathetic.

i am in the LFL and i aint an alt of chris beer

None of their shit was funny. I voted 0 on the ones I saw.

I tend to not get into threads like these mainly because the people on trial are unoriginal copycats bloating themselves off infamy by doing the same cliches and tricks that the Star Syndicate and Strawberry Clock invented years ago.

However, with all threads made by a mod or admin, fools rush in, and I'd like to take the time to just go over a few of these. Not to really respond to them, but to show how amazingly dumb these posts are. And how amazing it is that people go out of their way to type this trash in order to cozy up to the authority here.

And since its 4:30 am and I cant sleep and its 20 degrees outside, I'm gonna post a big ol post anyway.

This one made me laugh in particular:

At 1/21/09 11:08 AM, Davidzx wrote: their just a bunch of idoits whos parents didnt get to them enough, clearly they havent learned their lesson. I suggest we keep voting 0 until wade appears.

This confused young creature is so infuriated with whatever new flavor-of-the-month spamgroup is forcing him to watch their cartoons, and yet is so infatuated with Wade that he has managed to convince himself that if he votes 0 hard enough and quickly enough, that Wade himself will woosh down to smite the evildoers in their caves.
Good luck my confused friend. I vote 0 on that spam we call "Foamy the Squirrel" all the time and have yet to have my wish fulfilled of an admin shooting force lightning at it and wiping it from the crust of this earth.

But if you believe in yourself, who knows what might happen.

Also

At 1/21/09 11:08 AM, Davidzx wrote: their just a bunch of idoits

"Idoits"

The BBS is pretty much a vapid black hole of intelligence, but even this is pushing it.

Its like someone crafted a mallet made of irony and beat your post to death with it.

This next post made me chuckle because it contains all the cliched trimmings of the typical angry broseph who just popped out of playing Halo online and noticed the thread and figured 'hey I'll use my quick wit to snag a few points by slinging out a few zingers' before reading the thread at all.

Lets take a read:

At 1/22/09 12:41 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
1. It shows you are a really sad person.

2. Life get.

I love this.
Posting on an internet message board telling another person on an internet message board to get a life. Is there anything so deliciously hypocritical? Its the kettle calling the kettle black.
The fact people still use this insult blows my mind.
Its like we're still stuck in 1999.

Ah if only it were the 90's still.
I could buy myself a rainbow koosh ball.

3. WE WILL STOP YOU!!! We will stop you before your shitty little "raid" even gets started. Within five minutes we will have dismantled a months worth of planning and retreated back to our batcaves to laugh at you. Is that REALLY the best use of your time you can figure out?

And of course, no 'im a dumb kid on the internet' post is complete without the tried and true lets-threaten-with-bodily-harm-on-the-in ternet-in-a-fantasy-world-that-is-in-my-
mind.
You dont have a batcave my friend. Dont be jealous of Bruce Wayne. His parents are dead.

And judging by your post I doubt you could dismantle a children's puzzle.

This forum is so devoid of people with personality.

At 1/22/09 01:23 AM, HandsomePete wrote: Ok, since sarcasm didn't work, I'll just say it flat out. Kissing Wade's ass is pathetic.

Oh I disagree there, my friend!

See, without it, we wouldn't have the wonderfully responsible forum moderation and review moderation team. Who take time out of their year to occasionally visit this vortex of chaos and flamewars and naruto to occasionally lock a thread or ban a user for breaking/notbreaking rules. How else would 1 terrible review on a misunderstood cartoon out of thousands of flagged reviews ever get removed without them around?
How would we ensure that we have at least 40 active topics about Bleach or Madness going on at once?
HOW, I ask you sir, would we be able to guarantee that everyone who comes to the Newgrounds BBS is able to read a thread containing a link to a youtube video of someone poking their pet cat?

No my friend.

This all so very necessary.
And I thank our Lord and Savior (Meet n Fuck) every night as I cuddle up with my Official Zelda Collab plush toy, that we are able to discuss important worldly matters in a forum that is kept at such a high level of quality.

Even now as I type this way-too-long-post because its cold and I cant sleep, a single tear I shed for the majesty of this place.

A tear of Liberty.

A tear of Honor.

A tear of holy shit this topic is mindnumbing.

What happened to the Clock Crew?

Wade should have posted the info , then locked the thread, because this is eleventy million pages too long all ready.

At 1/22/09 04:54 AM, Jonas wrote: Wade should have posted the info , then locked the thread, because this is eleventy million pages too long all ready.

Can a mod not lock an admin's thread then?

At 1/22/09 05:09 AM, Shakyjake wrote:

At 1/22/09 04:54 AM, Jonas wrote: Wade should have posted the info , then locked the thread, because this is eleventy million pages too long all ready.

Can a mod not lock an admin's thread then?

Thread's a thread, and I'm not making the call on it. It's Wade's thread, and always a matter of courtesy to not lock a thread he started even if it resembles a Jr high cafeteria with all the little cliques giggling about how lame the others are.

i hate the fff they are a bunch of losers that cannot make any movies

At 1/22/09 05:59 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/22/09 05:40 AM, rasfire wrote: i hate the fff they are a bunch of losers that cannot make any movies

we had over 50 movies you idiot.

No, he means you had no REAL movies dumbass.

All you made was spam, spam, more spam, a little bit more spam, ham, ham and spam in a can, and a movie of you showing off that you got turd of the week.

Congratufuckinglations.

At 1/22/09 05:59 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/22/09 05:40 AM, rasfire wrote: i hate the fff they are a bunch of losers that cannot make any movies

we had over 50 movies you idiot.

and no good ones.
silly spam crew.

At 1/22/09 07:22 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/22/09 06:45 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/22/09 06:41 AM, nymphoid wrote: silly spam crew.

very silly silly

our immaturity is what made us so incredibly popular

Who are you again please remind me?

At 1/22/09 07:25 AM, analbaby wrote:

At 1/22/09 07:22 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote: our immaturity is what made us so incredibly popular

Who are you again please remind me?

i almost went for another jab, but that would just be troll feeding

At 1/22/09 07:29 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/22/09 07:25 AM, analbaby wrote:

At 1/22/09 07:22 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/22/09 06:45 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/22/09 06:41 AM, nymphoid wrote:

foodface you ignorant fuckwit

I made the FFF?

and who are you?

oh yea nobody?

eat my shit please

*eats*.............................Iv had better.

At 1/22/09 07:32 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/22/09 07:30 AM, analbaby wrote:

At 1/22/09 07:29 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/22/09 07:25 AM, analbaby wrote:

At 1/22/09 07:22 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote:

At 1/22/09 06:45 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/22/09 06:41 AM, nymphoid wrote:

holy shit sauce your a kiwi

me tooooooooooooo

please forgive my faggetory.

Lol nice!!! forgiven we both have a enemy in common lets unit and stick it to aussie??(it doesn't deserve a capital letter in front of its name)
palmy north represent here yourself??
Out of the was aussie NZ is coming through

Kids, either keep the conversation on topic, or talk via PM. Or shout out of your windows, because you live in a small awesome country.

At 1/22/09 07:43 AM, Jonas wrote: Kids, either keep the conversation on topic, or talk via PM. Or shout out of your windows, because you live in a small awesome country.

Yea you got that right! even ask David Tua Its O For ORSUM!
fff is still annoying.

LFL is by the same fag who made the FFF and RPG clans. IP ban chris beer, please!!!

Familyguy666 OMG you sound evil, better do what he says.

No, I'm not evil. This guy has avoided too many bans already. Just ban his ip address and we'll be in top shape.

I've noticed spam flashes were quite rampant among the portal. I really do hate people who do nothing but follow unfounded claims and lies. Good work with the deletions.

At 1/22/09 08:48 AM, NAZIWHALER wrote: An IP ban wont do shit you stupid ignoramus.

Oh man, i would pay to see this guy get an IP ban.

Dude, do you REALLY think you can get away with the crap you're trying to pull off? Hundreds of people watch the portal daily, and when they see that LFL, FFF, RPG, DND whatever, someone is bound to notice, and say "Hey, it's those guys again. I should probably tell an admin."

We know what you're trying to do. Strawberry Clock did it first, and it was original. He started the first flood of crap into the portal, which i'm assuming (because i am on '07 and i have no clue what the history is), that it started off just like this, everyone hated clocks. But over time, we accepted it. Unlike what you're doing, which seems to be trash dumped onto the portal, that will eventually be cleaned up. If you want "Newgrounds Fame", try a different method. Yeah, it might take some TIME and EFFORT, but it's better than getting a bad rep for the shit that you and your friends/alts pump out of your ass.

ok thats enough guys leave the poor kid alonee!!!