That was one of many silly emails I get on a daily basis. I have a folder going which I call the dumbass folder. James sends me stuff he gets to add to the collection. Someday I'll have to make a Flash with some of the stuff in there. Lemme see if I have some samples...
"how? Error My Flash!"
"Hi,
I cant find any swf files anywhere, i keep on submiting swf files, but they dont work"
"i wanted to submit something i downloaded an kazaa but im afraid if i do the person who made it will sue. any ideas on what i can do?"
"Hey, Sorry to bother you, but right now, I am BANNED from leaving reviews. None of my reviews have been excessively offensive of racist/sexist/Ect. I recently submitted my first movie, "The Odyssey" but thats all I can think of. Please get this sorted out at your earliest convienience. Thanks!
MY RESPONSE:
Oh really? What the hell do you call this big fucking mess of a review? And “Your mother sucks cock in hell” Get a clue fool!
(Pasted a 2 page flood review, and a copy of his review where he told the author "Your mother sucks cock in hell""
Note the email address:
" I made my very first movie and i wnana put it on this site i cant do it tho i downloaded everythin!!! CAN u help me email me back if u can big_boy_with_7@hotmail.com"
Of course we get the occasional email from people who think the old Cat Dynamics section is REAL:
"the whole site , and all the pics look , well nuts,,,, I have a new kitten i adopted , 8 weeks old missing her front paw , I want to know if you are for real , if it can be replaced , what I really want to know is can she get something that will have something like claws so she can grab things , and climb? thnx ~Kel~ "
"i am shootin BANG BANG BANG!!! hey if you made the log in things please make me level a few levels higher cus ive been trying to earn points but some how some body has been doing everything and not allowing me to vote cus it says i have already voted poowy and by the way i think your work is pure genius yah go go go ng rocks "