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At 1/19/09 12:53 AM, falz3333 wrote: What about you?

Chickens can kill. Nuff said...

TWO WORDS: ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST

I learned that Tunics in multiple colors are fire proof, help you breath underwater, and make you look cool (probably not) all at the same time.

MOAR FACTS

Gorons build their mines to be as incredibly dangerous as possible, in case they might have to lock up their leader in there.

Water and temples DO NOT go well together.

When the Gods don't have anyone to remove an obstacle like say, a Ganondorf, they decide to flood the entire world instead of simply removing said "obstacle" themselves.

I can time travel with an Ocarina.

People are perfectly fine with you bursting in their house and stealing everything valuable, except if the item you desire has a major role in your quest, in which case they will defend it with their lives.

Human hearts are kept in random jars and boxes (Unless you aren't hurt, in which case people will have stuffed them full with treasure).

Beings from other dimensions have magic hair that can form a hand.

Giant monsters of doom will always keep the one item that can kill them locked in a chest that just so happens to reside in the VERY DUNGEON THE BOSS LIVES.

Chickens can and will kill you should you attack them.

A doom monster's weak point will always glow red or white to help me locate it should I need to murder it.

I learned that Wind Waker Link and Ganon kick more ass than their Twilight Princess counterparts.

Oh and I also learned that fat antagonists who wield katanas for amazingly agile.

It's dangerous to go alone so taking a sword will somehow eliminate the being alone part...

At 1/20/09 08:58 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: I learned that Wind Waker Link and Ganon kick more ass than their Twilight Princess counterparts.

No! Bad poopyhead! You had your chance.

Windwaker Ganon looked like a douche throughout the game.

At 1/20/09 01:08 AM, smitty0123 wrote: TWO WORDS: ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST

What?

I learned how to press the A button to open doors, and how all of the obvious things in front of my can be used to help me on my mission.
God damn Navi, shut the fuck up.

At 1/21/09 01:14 AM, Gustavos wrote:

At 1/20/09 08:58 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: I learned that Wind Waker Link and Ganon kick more ass than their Twilight Princess counterparts.

No! Bad poopyhead! You had your chance.

Windwaker Ganon looked like a douche throughout the game.

What? Is it so wrong to tell the truth? Twilight Princess Link and Ganon suck when compared to their WW counterparts.

I learned that courage (read: huge balls) is better than power (read: slightly less huge balls).

I learned that birds evolved from fish.

I learned that beautiful princesses can magically switch between that and an androgynous and hideous form.

I learned that jumping off a cliff while holding a chicken will make you fly.

I learned that ridiculous amounts of cel-shading can't hold back a kickass game.

I learned that you can't jump without a feather.

I learned that one adolescent child can sneak past 2 dozen highly trained guards without being spotted.

I learned that time only moves for Link, everyone else is frozen to the spot and says 1 phrase over and over again.

I learned that muteness and a lack of visible sign language is not necessarily an impediment to social interactions.

I learned that, despite it's raw awesomeness, the Biggoron sword does not help you beat the final boss.

I learned that, despite thousands of other games with this precedence, it is indeed possible for human beings to swim.

I learned that a sword made of gold is better than a sword made of steel.

I learned that, by adding a light to a camera, it can take color photos.

I learned that merchants are complete retards and will set up shop in places no sane human would go to shop.

I learned that random civilians are immune to all forms of attack. If they're so invincible, why can't they save the world?????

I learned that, no matter how far you fall, if you intersect a spider web halfway through you can't die.

I learned that, no matter how far you fall, a simple somersault can save your life.

Finally, I learned that, by wearing bracelets, you can toss massive pillars out of your path like they were pencils, yet enemies still take the same number of hits to kill.

Gerudo women are whores. they do random Hylians.

Stupid Nabooru....

I can jump off a 100 foot cliff, take a sword to the face, be set on fire, partially drown and regenerate myself to full fighting fitness with a glass of milk

that if the wind is not going in the right direction u can swing ur magic wand and you are set to sail :P

At 2/15/09 07:00 PM, KartoTolmex wrote: I can jump off a 100 foot cliff, take a sword to the face, be set on fire, partially drown and regenerate myself to full fighting fitness with a glass of milk

......but can be brought down by a pack of chickens.

that Nintendo still does rule.
owned, bitches

You can go into anybody's house, break there jars, and take all there money.

All water levels suck donkey cock.

If you abuse the insert name option and instead of putting Link you put " I say" everybody in the game will always talk like Foghorn Leghorn.

The princess will never have sex with you at the end of it all, not even a handjob.

that link is a dude. but I was confused at first. took me till after I met Zelda cuz then I thought id get lesbian porn

I've learned that playing music to cows makes them release milk that you can use to heal yourself.

Dodongos dislike smoke :(

If you headbutt a tree, money will fall out.

If you look into a mirror without a special ring, you'll turn into a bunny and appear in a strange "opposite" world.

I also learned if you fall down a dark hole you either magically respawn at a door and/or die.

to go into peoples houses whithout permission and break every pot you see looking for rupees.

(rupees?!? fucking nonsense)

It taught me that Old people are vague assholes and every-fucking-body is out for my life for one reason or another.
That, and people entrust you to defend their kingdom with a wooden sword, epic.

Eat enemies hearts to get their strength.

I've learned that if you open chests, that music plays and different sounds are heard depending on what you get.

At 2/15/09 10:30 PM, levusbevus wrote: If you look into a mirror without a special ring, you'll turn into a bunny and appear in a strange "opposite" world.

The mirror gets you out of the world, not in it.

Run from the cuccos don't climb down the well as an adult also... Don't trust Dark Link