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I've learned that if you play music to frogs they grow bigger.

What about you?

I learned that jumping over stuff with a horse will injure it, but spurring it over and over again without end will have no negative affect in it whatsoever.

At 1/19/09 12:53 AM, falz3333 wrote: What about you?

Don't.

Hit.

The.

Chickens.

/cry

^I agree. Don't fuck with the chickens. They'll call for their buddies in the mob.

Don't mess with chickens.

That and you never need to sleep... ever...

When you kill enemies you steal their hearts and you feel better.

At 1/19/09 02:22 AM, Jezuz wrote: I learned that I hate Japanese role playing games and

It's not a role playing game though.

Japanese people think westerners are mute.

Uh, they didn't make the main character a westerner?

I learned that princesses seem to always have super-villian stalkers with ancient magical powers.

At 1/19/09 03:19 AM, Jezuz wrote: more Japanese looking, like those samurai swords.

Just to let you know, a Samurai sword is called a katana. Sorry, I'm just sick of people calling them Samurai swords. =)

At 1/19/09 03:33 AM, wedgeman wrote: Just to let you know, a Samurai sword is called a katana. Sorry, I'm just sick of people calling them Samurai swords. =)

Lol, you faggot, Katana's are not the only type of Samurai sword. There are numerous types.

At 1/19/09 03:38 AM, NikeThanatos wrote: Lol, you faggot, Katana's are not the only type of Samurai sword. There are numerous types.

Exactly, everyone calls a Katana a Samurai sword, and we have no idea which one they are referring to!

At 1/19/09 03:40 AM, wedgeman wrote: Exactly, everyone calls a Katana a Samurai sword, and we have no idea which one they are referring to!

No, you decided to ignore Jezuz's flawless logic and force an argument out of something complete pointless.

Oh, and only weeaboo faggots make a big deal out of this.

I've learned that you don't fuck with chickens.

When I'm in good health, throwing a sword at someone is a pretty good idea.

Nothing.

If you are in an ancient dungeon or anything, don't touch the fucking statues. No it has nothing to do with respect or preservation of ancient artifacts. If you touch them they will try to fucking kill you.

No matter how hard your try you will never kill Ganon ever.

Dont trust Gingers

I learned that fans who call Twilight Princess the best game ever are brown nosers.

throwing boomerangs at stuff makes them freeze for a couple of seconds.

I learned that you don't need to be creative or come up with any new ideas to make it as a succesfull video game developer as long as you market lame emo-dreams of underachievers saving the world and getting the girl to small children before they have a change to out-grow the fanboy phase of life. Instead, just hook fanboys early and keep selling them the exact same game for the rest of their life and watch the money roll in.

At 1/19/09 09:55 AM, Dragoonwing wrote: I learned that fans who call Twilight Princess the best game ever are brown nosers.

but it is the best game ever

that toching an enemy hurts even if they arent hitting you.

I've learned that swords can only hurt enimes and never average everyday people. So swing away next time you're walking down the sidewalk.

You will NOT fuck with the chickens, and when you play a song, statues of birds come to life.

I also learned that link is a hindu

At 1/19/09 11:50 AM, Fleshlight wrote: I also learned that link is a hindu

It's official, you are awesome!

i learned that if i wear blue clothes, i can breath underwater and if i wear red clothes, i can walk inside of volcanoes.