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Toanyroc

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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:48 PM

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I used to want to be able to fly...however, I currently wish I had the power to control people's bladders and make them have to "go" when i wanted them to...hehehe...


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Ejit

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I guess I wouldn't mind China.

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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:50 PM

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That would suck if you just randomly had to piss for no reason whatsoever..

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Conspiracy3

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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:52 PM

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I would be able to see through the clothing of any hot chick.


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BonSkaffa

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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:57 PM

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At 1/18/09 05:48 PM, Toanyroc wrote: I used to want to be able to fly...however, I currently wish I had the power to control people's bladders and make them have to "go" when i wanted them to...hehehe...

Oh what the horrors of puberty will do with a person's fantasy

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SessileNomad

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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:58 PM

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the ability to grant wishes, even my own

there you go, now i get any superpower i want

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Skygee

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I would want to power to have all powers.

:SHAKACON!


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MushookieMan

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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:59 PM

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At 1/18/09 05:48 PM, Toanyroc wrote: I used to want to be able to fly...however, I currently wish I had the power to control people's bladders and make them have to "go" when i wanted them to...hehehe...

That would be HOT. Could you make people jizz randomly?!

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ShirleyAnn

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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:00 PM

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Look, Ill just want to be a really cool character from a book. See my user page to know who.

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Here-Is-No-Why

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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:01 PM

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The power to manipulate all 11 dimensions.

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CaveyMc-fat

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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:19 PM

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At 1/18/09 05:59 PM, MushookieMan wrote:
At 1/18/09 05:48 PM, Toanyroc wrote: I used to want to be able to fly...however, I currently wish I had the power to control people's bladders and make them have to "go" when i wanted them to...hehehe...
That would be HOT. Could you make people jizz randomly?!

Unfortunately, ejaculation of sperm from our penises are not controlled by our bladders...
Our testicles are where the semen is made
Our bladders are where urine is made.

What are they teaching kids in health class nowadays..

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Ferris95

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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:20 PM

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The ability to summon and control rabid cheeseburgers named Earl with laser eyes..... What? You can't prove it won't happen!


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kuibbiewithak

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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:43 PM

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I would be able to fly and get machine guns whenever I wanted. OOOOO YEAHHH


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Kaboose118

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At 1/18/09 05:52 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I would be able to see through the clothing of any hot chick.

Why not do more than that how about controling her mind

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shadowslayer1313

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At 1/18/09 06:49 PM, Kaboose118 wrote:
At 1/18/09 05:52 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I would be able to see through the clothing of any hot chick.
Why not do more than that how about controling her mind

Yeah, control her mind and make her take off her clothes sexually.

Much better indeed/

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samusaran43

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I would like the power to go through anything. Just think, running from cops or anybody would be a cinch! And, you'll never need to open doors again.


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FigishPig3000

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At 1/18/09 05:58 PM, Skygee wrote: I would want to power to have all powers.

SHAKACON!

I sense a little South Park!


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DumbassDude

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Only super power I would want, would be the power of controlling time, for reasons like skipping work by fast forwarding time or reversing time when i've gotten killed in the game.


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PakaPaka

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Posted at: 1/18/09 07:35 PM

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At 1/18/09 06:01 PM, Here-Is-No-Why wrote: The power to manipulate all 11 dimensions.

Another string theory believer.
Just because the math works out doesn't mean it's true.

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SloppyMoe606

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Posted at: 1/18/09 07:58 PM

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I would want the power to blink every .67547 seconds.

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the-dz

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Posted at: 1/18/09 08:47 PM

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You silly people.

Telekinesis is obviously the greatest power due to it's versatility.


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Evark

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Posted at: 1/18/09 08:49 PM

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You can keep us up to date on what superpowers you wish you had with your userpage. Unless you meant for this to be some sort of topic of discussion, in which case a quick BBS search for topics including "powers" as a key word would reveal how completely lame and repeatedly used the idea is.

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