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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:47 PM
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I have done it! My plan was foolproof My clone of George W. Bush is complete! Now that the real George W. Bush is "taken care of," my new clone Bush shall be in office tomorrow, Jan. 19 2009! Imagine, the world's most powerful man under my control! With Bush under my control, I will rule the world as dictator! With Bush's power, I will rule the world!
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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:48 PM
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At 1/18/09 05:47 PM, Ranger2 wrote: With Bush's power
What power?
The dude's an idiot.
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Posted at: 1/18/09 05:50 PM
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At 1/18/09 05:47 PM, Ranger2 wrote: I have done it! My plan was foolproof My clone of George W. Bush is complete! Now that the real George W. Bush is "taken care of," my new clone Bush shall be in office tomorrow, Jan. 19 2009! Imagine, the world's most powerful man under my control! With Bush under my control, I will rule the world as dictator! With Bush's power, I will rule the world!
Hmm, the initial idea for this joke was a good one, but the execution of it was very poor.
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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:12 PM
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And its Obama whos got the power now,
Well someones out of date.
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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:13 PM
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... What the shit did I just read?
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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:17 PM
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Except that our president is going to be a black guy. How did that figure into your plans, or is Dubya from the ghetto?
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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:19 PM
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ur plan is flawless
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Posted at: 1/18/09 06:57 PM
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At 1/18/09 06:55 PM, agustana wrote: At 1/18/09 06:17 PM, Crusher117 wrote: Except that our president is going to be a black guy.Oh man. How did this happen?
At 1/18/09 06:17 PM, Crusher117 wrote: Except that our president is going to be a black guy.
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Isn't it obvious? He altered the genetic code of the clone.
But isn't the inauguration day on the 20th?
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Posted at: 1/18/09 07:33 PM
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So you will rule the world for one day? You had better have a very efficient agenda to accomplish your evil plan.
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Posted at: 1/18/09 07:36 PM
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At 1/18/09 05:47 PM, Ranger2 wrote: With Bush's power, I will rule the world!
how are you going to rule the world in 24 hours?
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Posted at: 1/18/09 07:52 PM
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So he's only going to have power for one day? Because on the 20th Obama gets put into office and then he gets the power.
Posted at: 1/18/09 07:54 PM
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If you were a mod, this would be much funnier :(
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Posted at: 1/20/09 11:35 AM
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If Obama fails, then America fails, which is why the moment I get tons of money, I shall someday soon launch an all-out revolution.
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Posted at: 1/20/09 11:41 AM
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So how did you get his DNA? Crap fishing? So what do you plan on doing when he leaves office in the next 20 minutes?
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Nice try, but you'd be better cloning Ban Ki-moon - atleast then, you'll have control of more than one country.
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Posted at: 1/20/09 11:45 AM
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Fail.
try cloning obama next time
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Posted at: 1/20/09 11:54 AM
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At 1/18/09 05:47 PM, Ranger2 wrote: I have done it! My plan was foolproof With Bush's power, I will rule the world!
That last part made me laugh...
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Posted at: 1/20/09 11:55 AM
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releis this "BUSH" into the world and i will spam ur account
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