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I'll give it a shot:

I saw her outside,
she walked with quiet passion,
I went to pieces.

A wondrous, sharp mind,
with beauty unparalleled,
a face to kill for.

Her grace touched the earth,
and all the men of the world,
watched her gleaming eyes.

I don't even know what the hell a haiku is but...

So fair with humour,
gripping personality
and yet so attractive in every light.

Fuck that's sad.

Since you all seem to be describing the looks of this ideal woman, I thought I'd take some sort of poetic half-baked twist on this topic still.

Bonds of affection
She holds me close in the dark
Words need not be said

Interpret it how you will, but my ideal woman is anybody I can hold close and enjoy a moment with. Somebody who I can communicate entirely physically with, and feel a certain affection and emotion when I hold her close. The difference between awkward silence and enjoyable silence is how you feel about the other person. I can enjoy silence with very few people, and I have a special bond with all of them.

Small talk is there to make things seem less awkward. If you're awkward around somebody, perhaps talking will help sort that out a tad. When you truly have something special, you'll feel a close connection with them, whether the two of you speak or not. My ideal woman is this ideal of a person I can share a moment with.

At 1/18/09 02:44 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: Interpret it how you will, but my ideal woman is anybody I can hold close and enjoy a moment with. Somebody who I can communicate entirely physically with, and feel a certain affection and emotion when I hold her close. The difference between awkward silence and enjoyable silence is how you feel about the other person. I can enjoy silence with very few people, and I have a special bond with all of them.

I'm with you 100%

long brown hair flowing
her smile is contagious
her kiss is a gift

i think that's 5,7,5
i could be wrong

black and intelligent women

At 1/17/09 09:38 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: A nice black woman
With nice hair but also
She's a Charizard

Why did I laugh so hard?

Large beautiful breasts
Shiny hair gorgeous eyes and
Powerful lazer eyes

She is sweet and kind
With soft hair, curly and brown
Is an ideal girl

I hope to one day
Nail a smoking hot cougar.
....Not a cat, idiot.

lol

At 1/17/09 10:23 PM, TacoFreak wrote:

At 1/17/09 10:18 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 1/17/09 10:15 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Flat chest, tight pussy
She is only 10 years old
Oh fuck FBI

lol what

Why don't you have a seat, sir
Just right over there.
You're on Dateline, pedophile.

Damn you Chris Hansen
I was about to bang her
Where did you come from

"I caught you and I have proof!
In reality,
It was me posing as kids!"

"Put down the Smirnoffs.
and come along quietly.
Please don't shoot yourself."

This is getting a little out of hand...but I like it!

A kind pretty girl
Head of long natural hair
I will worship her.

At 1/18/09 01:27 AM, Lagatag wrote: a fucking machine
with no hair down in between
she's the horny queen

This one wins, rofl. A masterpiece.

Ideal Woman
Boobs, Ever larger than life
Hold them in my hand.

My ideal man:

Asian cutie pie
With glasses and lots to give
Preferably virgin

Perhaps a vacuum
for a mouth, a vice for legs,
and tongue of velvet.

That is the dirtiest one
I have yet to type.
Try to top that one, bitches.

A hot asian chick
Ready to fuck all day long
Tits, pussy, and ass

I think Haikus are dumb but,
if i must describe.....
skinny, with long red hair, NICE!!!!!

I like big butts and
I cannot lie, you other
Brothers cant deny

Yeah that does'nt work really, my bad :'(

Banging really hard
I turn and say to her, hey,
OMG Is that a penis?

Her eyes a deadly green
a voice with chills
my girls a killer

She has long blond hair
and she's so funny and nice
she's already mine.

My ideal woman would be
Her very good looks
And her personality

A nice buff body
Strong arms and legs
A great personality
And a sizeable cock
And "her" name is Emanuel

Eh, good face, I guess.
Music taste similar to mine.
Don't care about her body.

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At 1/18/09 03:02 AM, sleepingbeauty wrote: black and intelligent women

Good luck finding that one.