Be a Supporter!

My cat has a girlfriend.

  • 1,172 Views
  • 41 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
BlazingIce
BlazingIce
  • Member since: Dec. 17, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:41:37 Reply

Ugh. A week ago my cat Kane ran outside<because my dumb ass brother doesn't know how to close the front door> and he went missing for two days. When he came back <in the middle of the night> i noticed another cat was leaving the front lawn. Now, every day and night that cat try's to get inside and my cat try's to get outside. When i don't let her in or him out my cat meows like hell and wont shut up.

I am not sure what to do. I cant take this annoyance much longer. What should i do Newgrounds?

jjrmet
jjrmet
  • Member since: Jul. 27, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:42:45 Reply

Let them fuck then have Kittehs!!


BBS Signature
aninjaman
aninjaman
  • Member since: May. 2, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:43:19 Reply

Find your cat's "girlfriend" and feed it to a large dog.

Ironosaur
Ironosaur
  • Member since: Jan. 4, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:43:37 Reply

This happened to one of my neighbors cat's. So she spayed all the females ones.

ngmastah
ngmastah
  • Member since: Mar. 19, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:43:36 Reply

Let him go outside...?


PM me if you think I am good at MS paint. PMs: 9 Newest By:
darkspartan000 Siggy, made by ME :3

BBS Signature
TommyGun
TommyGun
  • Member since: Oct. 14, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 30
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:43:49 Reply

Kill the cat


"It isn't that democrats are ignorant. Far from it. it's just that they know so much that just isn't so"
Ronald Reagan
Proud supporter of the Dinosaur Conspiracy Theory

BBS Signature
andhination
andhination
  • Member since: Feb. 19, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:43:55 Reply

Get Kitty fixed.


BBS Signature
Minners
Minners
  • Member since: Jul. 18, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:44:24 Reply

Let that door be open then, you'll be handled with more kittens than you throw a furball.

Nature is nature, so let there be more cats!
VitaminP
VitaminP
  • Member since: Jun. 4, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:44:49 Reply

Photoshop images which so the other cat cheating on your cat and then show them to your cat. Or just kill the other cat..


--------------------[ Mod Type Indicator ] - [ Change Level Icons ] - [ Last Post Link ] - [ Inline Poster ]------------------

BBS Signature
Proottalfain
Proottalfain
  • Member since: Jul. 25, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:45:13 Reply

Masturbate your own cat so he doesn't feel the hormonal urge to go see his girlfriend.


My signature was old so I changed it.

BBS Signature
aninjaman
aninjaman
  • Member since: May. 2, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:45:59 Reply

At 1/16/09 05:44 PM, VitaminP wrote: Or just kill the other cat..

Kill both cats and get a dog. Dogs are so much better.

dogpup4
dogpup4
  • Member since: Feb. 21, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Gamer
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:46:11 Reply

Check it's collar, go to the owner and tell it to get that cat the fuck away from yours.


DVD Collection and Game Collection
Steam: GallifreyanTimeDog
Really need to change this rubbish username.

BBS Signature
CefyJr
CefyJr
  • Member since: Sep. 10, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Musician
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:46:48 Reply

I don't believe you. Your cat could never get a girlfriend. I need pics as evidence.


Oh, boy.

BBS Signature
VitaminP
VitaminP
  • Member since: Jun. 4, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:47:26 Reply

At 1/16/09 05:45 PM, aninjaman wrote:
At 1/16/09 05:44 PM, VitaminP wrote: Or just kill the other cat..
Kill both cats and get a dog. Dogs are so much better.

Why not just get the dog and let that kill the cats? Save getting your hands dirty.


--------------------[ Mod Type Indicator ] - [ Change Level Icons ] - [ Last Post Link ] - [ Inline Poster ]------------------

BBS Signature
Kitala
Kitala
  • Member since: Jul. 28, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 36
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:52:40 Reply

aww give ur cat some lovins! =D

Shnam
Shnam
  • Member since: Aug. 31, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:53:40 Reply

At first I thought you screwed up and ment to say My girlfriend has a cat.


Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid
i look like a ballplaya

BBS Signature
Lagatag
Lagatag
  • Member since: Mar. 8, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 30
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:54:07 Reply

Fuck the other cat, record it, then show it to your cat and crush it's heart and soul.


bro at me come

BBS Signature
maverickR
maverickR
  • Member since: Oct. 26, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:56:17 Reply

let them have cute little kittens and put them into people's trolleys at the supermarket when they arent looking. and when they get home they will have a little surprise in whats left of the cat eaten shopping. people will be so pleased u did that for them

BlazingIce
BlazingIce
  • Member since: Dec. 17, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:57:18 Reply

You guys sure do hate cats huh?

darknessdweller
darknessdweller
  • Member since: Sep. 28, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 25
Gamer
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:58:20 Reply

You should "take care" of the other cat.

Ya catchin' my drift?
OneWordName
OneWordName
  • Member since: Jul. 25, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:59:24 Reply

First of all, cats don't have girl friends. They are all inherently pimps, and therefor their mates are known as "bitches".

Second of all, neuter it.


Derp.

lawlmaster
lawlmaster
  • Member since: Jun. 30, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Gamer
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 17:59:31 Reply

Let them make kittens then sell the kittens for money!

1.cat goes outside
2.cat meets with other cat
3. ???
4. kittens for profit!


A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

BBS Signature
Wraith2000
Wraith2000
  • Member since: Feb. 9, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 18:24:48 Reply

Kidnap the other cat, and do cat BDSM on it while your cat watches until if fucks off and doesn't come back.

Or just kill it, idc.


BBS Signature
EvilJesus
EvilJesus
  • Member since: Jan. 13, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 32
Audiophile
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 18:27:10 Reply

Cut his balls off and get a cat flap?


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

BBS Signature
fawnret
fawnret
  • Member since: May. 31, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Artist
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 18:47:32 Reply

Maybe you should let your cat out but watch it to make sure it doesn't run away.

Have you had your cat fixed?

Also, this cat may be homeless nd begging to get in to the warmth.

I'mglad I don't have this problem, my cats go in and out as tey please. They are smart since 3 of the 4 cats Ihave had were born outside and lived outside forsome time.


Gamertag: Catspirit123
home forum

BBS Signature
speakerlight
speakerlight
  • Member since: Dec. 28, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 19:05:46 Reply

Let the cat go.If you love it,you will know this is the right choice.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

BBS Signature
Conal
Conal
  • Member since: Jul. 25, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 31
Melancholy
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 19:07:48 Reply

So some girl some where is sucking your cat's dick?

Good going! ^^


​   ▲      ▲      ▲
▲ ▲▲ ▲▲ ▲
                                                                      ಠ_ಠ

BBS Signature
Jerich0
Jerich0
  • Member since: Nov. 24, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 19:09:27 Reply

Large dose of Valium ought to do for the male cat.


BBS Signature
Conal
Conal
  • Member since: Jul. 25, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 31
Melancholy
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 19:12:40 Reply

Page 2, let's find out more about the cat!


​   ▲      ▲      ▲
▲ ▲▲ ▲▲ ▲
                                                                      ಠ_ಠ

BBS Signature
VitalNovix
VitalNovix
  • Member since: Dec. 28, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 01
Blank Slate
Response to My cat has a girlfriend. 2009-01-16 19:15:43 Reply

Don't give in.

My cat did the same (but I think my cats gay...-.-) and now it doesn't even use the litter box inside. It HAS to shit OUTSIDE. So now whenever he wants out, he starts meowing like crazy for hours on end.

Its around -10F here right now, so I really dont want my cat running around outside...

The other night I stood next to the litter box and everytime he meowed, I would tap the litter box and continue staring at him.

Eventually he started doing tricks. He rolled over and everything! Then someone started walking through the house so he was all leik HOMG FRONT DOOR OPEN PL0X


I'm so high...

BBS Signature