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Ugh. A week ago my cat Kane ran outside<because my dumb ass brother doesn't know how to close the front door> and he went missing for two days. When he came back <in the middle of the night> i noticed another cat was leaving the front lawn. Now, every day and night that cat try's to get inside and my cat try's to get outside. When i don't let her in or him out my cat meows like hell and wont shut up.
I am not sure what to do. I cant take this annoyance much longer. What should i do Newgrounds?
Let that door be open then, you'll be handled with more kittens than you throw a furball.
Nature is nature, so let there be more cats!
Photoshop images which so the other cat cheating on your cat and then show them to your cat. Or just kill the other cat..
Masturbate your own cat so he doesn't feel the hormonal urge to go see his girlfriend.
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At 1/16/09 05:45 PM, aninjaman wrote:At 1/16/09 05:44 PM, VitaminP wrote: Or just kill the other cat..Kill both cats and get a dog. Dogs are so much better.
Why not just get the dog and let that kill the cats? Save getting your hands dirty.
At first I thought you screwed up and ment to say My girlfriend has a cat.
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Fuck the other cat, record it, then show it to your cat and crush it's heart and soul.
let them have cute little kittens and put them into people's trolleys at the supermarket when they arent looking. and when they get home they will have a little surprise in whats left of the cat eaten shopping. people will be so pleased u did that for them
First of all, cats don't have girl friends. They are all inherently pimps, and therefor their mates are known as "bitches".
Second of all, neuter it.
Let them make kittens then sell the kittens for money!
1.cat goes outside
2.cat meets with other cat
4. kittens for profit!
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
Kidnap the other cat, and do cat BDSM on it while your cat watches until if fucks off and doesn't come back.
Or just kill it, idc.
Maybe you should let your cat out but watch it to make sure it doesn't run away.
Have you had your cat fixed?
Also, this cat may be homeless nd begging to get in to the warmth.
I'mglad I don't have this problem, my cats go in and out as tey please. They are smart since 3 of the 4 cats Ihave had were born outside and lived outside forsome time.
Let the cat go.If you love it,you will know this is the right choice.
Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.
Don't give in.
My cat did the same (but I think my cats gay...-.-) and now it doesn't even use the litter box inside. It HAS to shit OUTSIDE. So now whenever he wants out, he starts meowing like crazy for hours on end.
Its around -10F here right now, so I really dont want my cat running around outside...
The other night I stood next to the litter box and everytime he meowed, I would tap the litter box and continue staring at him.
Eventually he started doing tricks. He rolled over and everything! Then someone started walking through the house so he was all leik HOMG FRONT DOOR OPEN PL0X
I'm so high...
Wait a tic.
Ignore my last post, as it really depends on the situation.
What kind of neighborhood do you live in? If its a quiet neighborhood with not many cars driving around, and not too many bigger animals that want to kill your cat, then it might just be OK to let him outside.
Also, how old is your cat? Honestly, if he looks like hes grown to his full size, maybe a year and a half to two years old, you should let him outside.
If that girlfriend cat of his is a stray, then you really dont want to let it have kittens. Theres a ton of cats around here (I live in a trailer park...) and one of them seems to have had kittens over by a small store down the road. One of my friends adopted one of the kittens, and later found out later that it had FIP. Sadly it was much too late for the kitten. From what I hear, it had died upon his leaving the Humane Society. The reason it got FIP is because the mother cat ran off after having kittens. When that happens, and the cats are getting their milk, they don't build up an immune system. (That is why it is important whenever you have a cat that has kittens, to leave the kittens with the mother for at least 5 weeks)
So, if that girlfriend cat has kittens in or around your yard, I would suggest watching them for a few days and make sure that the mother is taking care of them. If need be, remove them from where they are, and call the Humane Society. Around here, they refuse to go pick up stray animals, I dont know how that works if you have caught them already, but you may have to take them to the Humane Society.
The chances of the above happening, are quite slim. If the girlfriend cat is going to have kittens, it'll probably do it somewhere away from your house. Theres also the chance that the owners/previous owners had the girlfriend cat fixed.
I'm so high...