I want you to lie to me

[Chumbawamba]

Tell the biggest lie you can think of right now. The best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best thing you can think of.

THEN, and only then, will you stop lying when it truly matters. Your spirit will be cleansed of lies and you can live truthfully.

This is therapy.

[DM692]

You're cool.

amidoinitrite?

[WATCHurFLAG]

At 1/15/09 06:28 PM, CoolChips41 wrote: The best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best lie I can do???

What is the importance of that?

[hoodpru]

ok i have 2

1. the cake
2. you look good.

lol

[Donut]

This thread is awesome!

[Chumbawamba]

At 1/15/09 06:29 PM, DM692 wrote: You're cool.

amidoinitrite?

That's right, my boy, cleanse yourself of all that negativity. We need a stress-free forum to enjoy ourselves.

[The-Hitman]

I was born six hundred miles from Japan, where I was raised by sixteen Jewish Monks who fed me nothing but Dry Ice Cream until I was 12, in which they conducted a ceremony where they beat me with bamboo sticks to remove the impurities from my body. When I reached the age of 14, I knew sever forms of martial arts and could play sixteen guitars with my fingers alone. Now at 16, I spend most of my day with my loving wife and fifteen kids in Florida, where I own a business called "Hot Topic" which specializes in selling eating utensils.

The end.

[MexicanGun]

You're really handsome.

hurr durr amidoinitrite?

[Robojester]

I hate marijuana.

[Chumbawamba]

At 1/15/09 06:32 PM, The-Hitman wrote: I was born six hundred miles from Japan, where I was raised by sixteen Jewish Monks who fed me nothing but Dry Ice Cream until I was 12, in which they conducted a ceremony where they beat me with bamboo sticks to remove the impurities from my body. When I reached the age of 14, I knew sever forms of martial arts and could play sixteen guitars with my fingers alone. Now at 16, I spend most of my day with my loving wife and fifteen kids in Florida, where I own a business called "Hot Topic" which specializes in selling eating utensils.

The end.

That is lovely... but is it really the best lie you can think of? Is your life the EXACT opposite of your tale there?

At 1/15/09 06:32 PM, CopperChaos wrote: You're really handsome.

hurr durr amidoinitrite?

I wanted people to lie in this thread. ;)

[TheZach]

You aren't gay.

ZING

[Pre-K-Prostitute]

Jesus loves you.

[shadowslayer1313]

This thread is cool.

Isn't that the biggest most bestest lie EVER?

[Irrelephant]

At 1/15/09 06:32 PM, The-Hitman wrote: I was born six hundred miles from Japan, where I was raised by sixteen Jewish Monks who fed me nothing but Dry Ice Cream until I was 12, in which they conducted a ceremony where they beat me with bamboo sticks to remove the impurities from my body. When I reached the age of 14, I knew sever forms of martial arts and could play sixteen guitars with my fingers alone. Now at 16, I spend most of my day with my loving wife and fifteen kids in Florida, where I own a business called "Hot Topic" which specializes in selling eating utensils.

Holy crap, me too!
Except I own GAP, and we specialize in selling frozen waffles and lemonade.
holy skeet this is weird

[The-Hitman]

At 1/15/09 06:36 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Holy crap, me too!
Except I own GAP, and we specialize in selling frozen waffles and lemonade.
holy skeet this is weird

Let's form our businesses together and call it, "Abercrombie and Fitch."

[1Tyla1]

I fucking love you.

Was that good enough?

[Porkchop]

I'm Gay.

Am I doin it right?

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 1/15/09 06:29 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: What is the importance of that?

Dave Grohl relevance.

Seriously, lurk either ED or 4chan so you won't be clueless again.

[Shnam]

The ladies love you.

[Sarcasm]

Someone's getting the best, the best, the best, the best, of you!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[krazykangaroo]

I like men.

oh you said lie?

Newgrounds, the site of originality can entertain one for hours on end with countless funny dramatic and unique shows and games.

[flashplayer5]

The best lie I can think of?

The world does not exist.

[Nae]

This is the best lie I can think of.