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Posted at: 1/15/09 01:34 AM

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What kind of porn do your parents prefer!?

My father likes to watch porn in the other room while I watch tv... only problem is his screen is clearly viewable from where I sit.

He's partial to old fat black women and hairy school girls. Oddly enough, these are nearly the exact tastes (except for bondage) of one of my friend's fathers.

So this got me thinking... maybe it's like an old guy thing...

How about your parents? What kind of porn do they prefer?

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I found fat people porn in my dad's room once.

I fapped.

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At 1/15/09 01:35 AM, shityhead wrote: umm. I dont look for my dads porn...........

Well you should... for SCIENCE!

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My dad likes athletic girls, apparently. Like porn involving soccer players, ballerinas, etc.

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At 1/15/09 01:36 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:
At 1/15/09 01:35 AM, shityhead wrote: umm. I dont look for my dads porn...........
Well you should... for SCIENCE!

In my case the "laboratory" is far from my mom's house and I don't often go there.


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Only once have I looked through my dad's computer history. I found college girls and BBW. Kinda disturbing.


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Meh - my old man had the usual porn collection hidden in his closet. I found it one day, a long time ago, back when my friends and I began to get curious about women.

My and my buddies each raided our fathers porn stash in turn, paged through the magazines curiously and then carefully returned them to their proper hiding places, praying that our fathers would not notice anything.

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Either he has his stash very well stashed away, or he doesn't have any. :(

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I don't believe mine has one actually.

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i don't know or care, you freaks

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My dad used to hide his stash in the bathroom. It was all really raunchy stuff.
And most of the pages were stuck together.

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reguler stuff, except he has a small amount of a rare type of porn,
commonly known as furry porn,
if you dont know dont ask lol

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I don't know, I don't care.

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Found a lot of Asian porn on my dads computer and it aint mine. Why do you want to know?

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Like father, like son.

Again.

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My Uncle keeps his porn in the closet, upper drawer which is locked with 2 locks. Me and my cousin found the keys, and checked it out.
He is into school girls and athletics. But opening the lock was hard, cause he had 3 keys, 1 was fake, and we had to figure which one, and later we needed to find out which of the 2 keys goes in which lock. So I guess he was trying hard, to hide that crap.

Bonus: There was a shotgun in the drawer!
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Meh, there used to be some generic skin mags in his room when I was a kid that have log since disappointed. There's also some playboys that are in his room at his work that have been around since I can remember. Never have found anything on the computer though...

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My dad always has a new virus for me to take care of every time I visit him, so I assume he's into fetish porn.


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At 1/15/09 02:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I don't know, I don't care.

Curiosity killed the dog.

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I haven't looked, and I seriously don't wanna know.

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I found some of my dad's porn way back when I was 12 on the computer. He seemed to like guys jacking off onto girls. Whatever floats the boat I guess.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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Wow, your dad has problems if he watches porn where his son can clearly see him watching.

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This is what I found (NSFW) when i looked through my computer history just after he left the computer. Some of the girls are cute, but what they do i just hate

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Only on Newgrounds can you find threads like this...

I've caught my dad watching pron once though.

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At 1/15/09 05:20 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 1/15/09 02:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I don't know, I don't care.
Curiosity killed the dog.

Internal bleeding.

Less about me though and more about your mother.

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My father watches porn?! :O

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At 1/15/09 09:09 AM, KevinHR wrote: My father watches porn?! :O

I heard your ma stars in it.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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At 1/15/09 08:59 AM, milinko959 wrote: Wow, your dad has problems if he watches porn where his son can clearly see him watching.

I don't think he's figured out that it's actually possible to see the screen from the other room. It is pretty difficult to make out what's on the screen unless you really concentrate (due to the shallow angle).

Fathers and their porn habits!

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Posted at: 1/18/09 08:44 PM

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I think my dad's into fat porn, but I don't know for sure.

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