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Philip IV is holding the ace.
Stomped Boniface.
He played them like pawns.
And got the French Pope to move to Avignon.

The Pope in controlled by royalty.
And left Italy.
And Rome is left in the dust.
The Vatican starting to rust.

But 70 years at Italy's back.
Excommunicating the French in a brand new attack.
But the French won't sit ant wait.
They banned the Italians form the Christian faith.

A slip forms in Catholicism.
The Great Schism.
The clergy aim to make the church what is was once.
The come together an Constance.

The depose the popes and reveal the lies.
Write up a document with their replies.
They reform the church with just a pen.
But it'll never be the same again.

Holy shit. Did I really just write this?

At 1/15/09 01:53 AM, CopperChaos wrote: Lil' White Fuck.

But i'm not white.

Carlton Banks.

Generic White Rapper #21

At 1/14/09 08:47 PM, Hancack wrote: I'm fenna start rapping but I cant think of a solid name. I can either be Mr. Mack Attack or The Notorious Mack. Please NG you will decide what my name will be.

MACKALACKA screws your sack

LOL. stay away from me.

Call yourself Da Black Hand.

Yo, yo, I'm Da Black Hand,
I put a cap in da 'duke y'all.
N Austria-Hungary invaded Bonsia yo..
N I caused WWI ooooo.....

Yo this shit is wack yo.

At 1/14/09 08:47 PM, Hancack wrote: Please NG you will decide what my name will be.

Mr. Mack Attack? Notorious Mack? Oh come on, if you want to be big you need to start with a unique name. My clever suggestions: S Mack, Mystery Lack, Mono Photon, Mack Back, Hickup Mickey.

All depends on what ya wanna rap about.Personely those two names suck.If its gangsta rap your gonna rap bout,make a gangsta name.Shit like that.

Fail with a P.

Seriously, name.

Mack My Bitch Up.

Big Mack

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Joseph coonpants

At 1/15/09 04:16 PM, agnryfaic wrote: Big Mack

Been there and Done

At 1/15/09 04:12 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Mack My Bitch Up.

Hahahaha, that's awesome.

How about "Dj Faggot" as a rapper name?

Fucking rad, right?

At 1/14/09 09:40 PM, LordBeta2 wrote:

At 1/14/09 08:58 PM, Wurmy wrote:

At 1/14/09 08:56 PM, Hancack wrote: Fenna it's urban (BLACK) for going to.

That has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. It doesn't even resemble "going to".

I think he meant "Genna" but he made a typo and now he's making up shit.

no actually its finna and its supposed to be short for "fixing to" like
im finna make me a sandwich dawg

Aunt Fucking Jemima.

also
mack-10 (u know like the gun zzz)
mack-a-velli ok you'd slightly be ripping off tupac but what rapper hasnt so its ok
mack n cheese
freddie mack this would be a good one if you were a political rapper lmfao
mack avenue is a street where i live
wack mack
wow mack is a weird word now that i've typed it this many times in such a short time period

At 1/14/09 09:26 PM, Hancack wrote: i'm so fucking uncreative,

your off to a great start

At 1/14/09 11:43 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote:

At 1/14/09 11:38 PM, Be-Easy wrote:

Mike Vick?..shit.... you keep fucking around... ill have you tied, bound, drowned like mike vicks hounds...treat you like a dog... strangle ya... dangle ya over a group of hungry chinese that will eat you twice... bring you back for thirds to lose... youll try again and get ate 4 times like 32

ive got bars for days

Served.

This.

Served on multiple levels because as I was saying it loud, after I said mike vicks hounds, I covered my mouth and said "Oooh."

Put your tail between your legs and walk outta here, Be-Easy ripped you.