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Posted at: 12/21/03 03:02 PM
If they made a Metroid movie, who should play Samus?
It doesn't really matter because you only see the actor's face at the end when the helmet is removed but that makes it more interesting. You can make a great movie and then put an ugly- ass Samus at the end.
Like totally this is a good idea though...
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Posted at: 12/21/03 03:03 PM
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I say Angelina Jolie
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Posted at: 12/21/03 03:05 PM
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At 12/21/03 03:03 PM, -eLMo- wrote: I say Angelina Jolie
Yeah, that wouldn't be bad.
why would you have Bruce Willis play a girl? :-/
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At 12/21/03 03:02 PM, MichaelBiIlings wrote: If they made a Metroid movie, who should play Samus? It doesn't really matter because you only see the actor's face at the end when the helmet is removed but that makes it more interesting. You can make a great movie and then put an ugly- ass Samus at the end. Like totally this is a good idea though...
1. Samus is a woman 2. Angelina Jolie or however its spelled would probably be good for the role. She already gots one game character in the bank.
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:06 PM
Just to avoid a bunch of Nintendo nerds flaming me, yes I know Samus is a woman, the Bruce Willis thing was a joke incase you haven't noticed.
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:07 PM
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If they make a Samus movie, there is no god.... Well, even more than there wasn't before.
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:08 PM
At 12/21/03 03:06 PM, MichaelBilIings wrote: the Bruce Willis thing was a joke incase you haven't noticed.
*crickets chirping*
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Posted at: 12/21/03 03:10 PM
At 12/21/03 03:08 PM, Star_Cleaver wrote: *crickets chirping* ......zzz.......zzz....zzzz...........zzzzz..........
What the fuck.
I just thought I had to mention that after YOU made the post about "why would bruce willis play a girl, blah blah blah" so shut the fuck up dumbass.
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:11 PM
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At 12/21/03 03:06 PM, MichaelBilIings wrote: Just to avoid a bunch of Nintendo nerds flaming me, yes I know Samus is a woman, the Bruce Willis thing was a joke incase you haven't noticed.
<sarcasm>OMG! Your sense of humor is amazing....</sarcasm>
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Posted at: 12/21/03 03:12 PM
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At 12/21/03 03:10 PM, MichaelBilIings wrote: What the fuck. I just thought I had to mention that after YOU made the post about "why would bruce willis play a girl, blah blah blah" so shut the fuck up dumbass.
Dude just face it: you suck at making thread parodies...
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:13 PM
At 12/21/03 03:11 PM, Ozcar_Needs_Prozac wrote: <sarcasm>OMG! Your sense of humor is amazing....</sarcasm>
...yeah...
Blame it on the ones who asked.
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:16 PM
At 12/21/03 03:12 PM, HeinousDude wrote: Dude just face it: you suck at making thread parodies...
Oops, was that your thread?
sorry.
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:17 PM
At 12/21/03 03:13 PM, MichaelBiIlings wrote:
lol
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Spam...
I mean... sometimes I can't understand the American's sense of humor... is so weird..
Or in other words: Who cares?
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:20 PM
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Maybe Keira Knightley, if she had blonde hair.
Or whatever hair colour Samus has; hasn't it changed between games?
Eh, they probably wouldn't have a fucking actor. 99% of the time Samus would be in the suit, and that just means computer animation and stunt doubles. I guess they should just use her as a face though.
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:25 PM
At 12/21/03 03:20 PM, benu wrote: Maybe Keira Knightley, if she had blonde hair. Or whatever hair colour Samus has; hasn't it changed between games?
Yeshhhh... is like the other girls: Always changing their colour hair...
She's like all the girls... BITCH!
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:30 PM
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I say Sachiko Kokubu should play her, after all the game is from japan :D
ps: Angelina Jolene has dry crusty lips and she sucks
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:35 PM
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At 12/21/03 03:02 PM, MichaelBiIlings wrote: If they made a Metroid movie, who should play Samus? Like totally this is a good idea though...
get a grip dude...sdfsdfsdf...americans...
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:38 PM
At 12/21/03 03:30 PM, TheArmedApple wrote: I say Sachiko Kokubu should play her, after all the game is from japan :D ps: Angelina Jolene has dry crusty lips and she sucks
PLZ LET ME GO TO YOUR TRASH CAN!!!
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:42 PM
At 12/21/03 03:38 PM, SuperDragon wrote:
Ok then
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:54 PM
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no u have it all wrong its obviosuly got to be the lovely Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, The fith element, Zoolander)
Posted at: 12/21/03 03:56 PM
At 12/21/03 03:42 PM, TheArmedApple wrote: At 12/21/03 03:38 PM, SuperDragon wrote: PLZ LET ME GO TO YOUR TRASH CAN!!!Ok then
fine, maybe i can get some awsome babe u dislike so much...
Posted at: 12/21/03 04:45 PM
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How about J-Lo?
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Posted at: 12/21/03 04:51 PM
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At 12/21/03 04:45 PM, -0- wrote: How about J-Lo?
Then there would have to be a section for her ass in the armor. Metroid would try to have butt secks with her, or she would bust out into song during a fight.
Posted at: 12/21/03 04:53 PM
...not funny...
Posted at: 12/21/03 05:10 PM
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Angelina Jolie would fit in the role.. Pamela Anderson too..
Remember Super Mario Bros. The Movie?
Posted at: 12/21/03 05:13 PM
At 12/21/03 05:10 PM, FR3DD wrote: Pamela Anderson too..
I gotta disagree with you there. Sure, Pamela has ,shall I say, "weight in the upper torso region", but I can't see her as Samus.
Posted at: 12/21/03 05:45 PM
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Duh.. i dont get it...
ok maybe i did
it jsut wasnt taht funny
but the nintedo nerds arnt cool too
so its a whole lotta uncool up in here
Posted at: 12/21/03 06:25 PM
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I have never seen a woman with a cuter face than Keiraz IN MY FUCKING LIFE. She is unbearably adorable. How can one person contain SO MUCH CUTENESS? SERIOUSLY!!!! SHE IS SOOOO CUUUUUTTTTTEEEE!!! Itz girlz like her that keep me in jail . . . VIVA LA AMERIKAN LEGAL/JUSTICE SYSTEM!!!
Posted at: 12/21/03 06:28 PM
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At 12/21/03 05:10 PM, FR3DD wrote: Angelina Jolie would fit in the role.. Pamela Anderson too.. Remember Super Mario Bros. The Movie?
I think most of us try not to...
I couldn't care less who played Samus really. Chances are the movie will suck whoever you get to play her, although Metroid is the sort of game where if the movie is made properly with a bit of care and attention, could be really good.
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