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When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:10:41

When I found out the aliens in M. Night Shamylan's signs were vulnerable to water.

I jizzed in my pants.

Your turn.

When do you jizz in your pants?

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:13:59

I put on a pair of pants and

i jizzed in my pants

Do what now...?

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:14:15

When the guitar solo in Free Bird kicked in properly.

I jizzed in my pants.

[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:15:02

when i finally manage to beat call of duty on veteran

i will jizz my pants.

"when i'm good, i'm good...but when i'm bad, i'm better."

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:17:04

When my tongue touched the cotton candy.

I jizzed in my pants.

When do you jizz in your pants?

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:18:34

When i ate some bacon...

I jizzed in my pants

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:19:39

When I installed a fleshlight onto my zipper

I jizzed in my pants.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:20:12

when i saw this thread...

I jizzed in my pants

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:21:19

When I jizzed in my pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:22:40

When I found out Vader was Luke's father.

I jizzed in my pants.

When do you jizz in your pants?

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:23:56

When I discovered masturbation.

I jizzed in my pants.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:26:50

When i found gagsy

I jizzed in my pants

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:27:36

Whenever I heard Christian Bale's Batman voice in Dark Knight.

I jizzed in my pants

Master of the single entendre.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:28:19
At 1/14/09 04:26 AM, MissingNYC wrote: When i found gagsy

I jizzed in my pants

When I found NYC

I jizzed in my pants.

When do you jizz in your pants?

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:33:58

when i know what does that mean to jizz in my pants

ill jizz in my pants

hello newgrounders im new here, i bet that you are bursting from joy now that you know

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:42:32

I was sitting there naked.

I jizzed in my pants.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 04:47:51

Whenever I see Christian Bale in a movie

I jizz in my pants.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:12:34

I've never jizzed in my pants

down on the upside

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:12:59

Whenever i get Quoted here in NG

I Jizz in my pants

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:32:50
At 1/14/09 04:21 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: When I jizzed in my pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

when i found out he jizzed his pants.

i jizzed my pants.

Vote S.H.F For Mod 09.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:47:10

When I post on Newgrounds
I jizz in my pants.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:50:25

When I watched this.

I jizzed in my pants.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:50:34
At 1/14/09 05:47 AM, VitaminP wrote: When I post on Newgrounds
I jizz in my pants.

whoa... 309 times and counting... What do you do with all of you post-jizzed pants?

ng submited art
I only miss spelled my name because I'm too cool for FireFox.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:51:36

Whenever I go to the panic room

I jizz my pants

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:52:55
At 1/14/09 05:50 AM, Glowstick-warroir wrote:
At 1/14/09 05:47 AM, VitaminP wrote: When I post on Newgrounds
I jizz in my pants.
whoa... 309 times and counting... What do you do with all of you post-jizzed pants?

I sell them on Ebay

Oh crap, I jizzed em again.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 05:54:54

when ever I eat a poptart

I jizz my pants

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I only miss spelled my name because I'm too cool for FireFox.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 06:54:11

Whenever I read a poem by TS Eliot

I jizz in my pants.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 07:03:43

I never did at all I dont know how you guys do it but its gotta suck especially during a movie like that somebodys gonna be like what the hell stinks?

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 07:06:10

Open the window and a breeze rolls in and i

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

great song, i've memorized it

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Response to When do you jizz in your pants? 2009-01-14 07:06:14

right this second..

..I jizzed my pants.

oh... yeah..

Yes, my name is shit.. I would change it if I could.

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