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Seriously, just put an end to this pancake.

You are a fucking nauseating cunt with a decent looking girlfriend and abs who acts like that's going to get him somewhere. Quit being such an arrogant piece of shit, not everyone is going to say you're hot and your girlfriend is, and this is especially true on a website full of guys with maybe 5 or 6 girls who come on regularly.

Gtfo fagass, noone wants to hear you gloat about yourself. Get your head out of your ass and quit being so full of yourself you big piece of shit.

At 1/14/09 03:15 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 1/14/09 02:28 AM, Elios wrote: Am i doing it right?

No man you have to be Bob the Builder

Oooooooh, i see.

I was going to the holiday special look, but i agree, Bob the Builder is much more classy.

At 1/14/09 03:07 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

At 1/14/09 02:55 AM, nymphoid wrote: hold on, what? that chick has a fivehead that would make even tyra banks less self-conscious.
you're the one that needs to hit the gym. you barely have muscle...you're more "grazed by a butterknife" than "cut"

Oooh, someone's getting fired up, lol

the last thing i need to do is hit the gym. i'd top jessica rabbit on her BEST day.

Not from what I can see.

have fun with your stick-figure bobblehead, though. i guess you need them small and curve-less when all the steroids shrink your dick.

lol, to be honest with you...she has a GREAT body! =D

nahh, fired up is when you feel the need to quote every separate statement because you've deluded yourself into thinking you're making progress with proving your point. you're not but, hey, brownie points for trying (feed them to your girlfriend if you've got any sense about you)

i find it sort of ironic that you open your post begging for the bbs to worship you, but then you proceed to call us indoor dwelling social retards...so what is it, fairyboy? is newgrounds home to all the people you're dying to have hold you in high esteem, or a land where you are better and studlier than everyone else?
or, are you just trying to save face because you know you're going to go beat off to pictures of me because i blow your girlfriend out of the park?

yeah, i thought so. :\

At 1/14/09 03:31 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/14/09 03:07 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

yeah, i thought so. :\

Sorry dude but she makes a point she looks alot beter then your GF

Your such an arrogant bastard, I love it. You remind me of me when I was that young. Dont pay attention to the haters they're just jealous of people like us because we're beautiful. On a different note. Holy shit its Shawn and his glorious unibrow.....I wanna take a sample of it and let it grow in a petri dish in my closet....

At 1/14/09 03:50 AM, Velcro wrote: Shawn

Hey sexy long time n talk want to play prisoner?

sorry 4 year old pic :(

At 1/14/09 02:28 AM, Elios wrote: Am i doing it right?

Are....are those Christmas lights?

At 1/14/09 03:31 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/14/09 03:07 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

At 1/14/09 02:55 AM, nymphoid wrote: hold on, what? that chick has a fivehead that would make even tyra banks less self-conscious.
you're the one that needs to hit the gym. you barely have muscle...you're more "grazed by a butterknife" than "cut"

Oooh, someone's getting fired up, lol

the last thing i need to do is hit the gym. i'd top jessica rabbit on her BEST day.

Not from what I can see.

have fun with your stick-figure bobblehead, though. i guess you need them small and curve-less when all the steroids shrink your dick.

lol, to be honest with you...she has a GREAT body! =D

nahh, fired up is when you feel the need to quote every separate statement because you've deluded yourself into thinking you're making progress with proving your point. you're not but, hey, brownie points for trying (feed them to your girlfriend if you've got any sense about you)

i find it sort of ironic that you open your post begging for the bbs to worship you, but then you proceed to call us indoor dwelling social retards...so what is it, fairyboy? is newgrounds home to all the people you're dying to have hold you in high esteem, or a land where you are better and studlier than everyone else?
or, are you just trying to save face because you know you're going to go beat off to pictures of me because i blow your girlfriend out of the park?

yeah, i thought so. :\

I just dont understand why your directing so much hatred towards his girlfriend. Shes not here to defend herself and she didnt do anything wrong to any of you. I mean if you really think your better looking than her fine....But constantly harking on the point makes you come off looking just as arrogant and silly as him....Plus this is NG and its common knowledge that all girls on NG are really dudes anyway....That being said it does not matter how good you look compared to his gf because you have a penis and she does not.

I'm sure you'll make a great ex-husband for someone one day, hunbuns.

im surprised i havent seen elios' mug here yet...

At 1/14/09 04:00 AM, 78 wrote:

:I just dont understand why your directing so much hatred towards his girlfriend. Shes not here to defend herself and she didnt do anything wrong to any of you. I mean if you really think your better looking than her fine....But constantly harking on the point makes you come off looking just as arrogant and silly as him....

he presented her as part of his studliness or whatever and, just like the rest of the "evidence" he's presented, she falls way short of the grandeur that he pictures in his head. besides, he started it :<

Plus this is NG and its common knowledge that all girls on NG are really dudes anyway....That being said it does not matter how good you look compared to his gf because you have a penis and she does not.

fuq.

At 1/14/09 04:09 AM, nymphoid wrote: besides, he started it :<

Now now children, don't make me put you on a timeout!

At 1/14/09 04:08 AM, MissingNYC wrote: im surprised i havent seen elios' mug here yet...

First page.

At 1/14/09 04:09 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:00 AM, 78 wrote: I just dont understand why your directing so much hatred towards his girlfriend. Shes not here to defend herself and she didnt do anything wrong to any of you. I mean if you really think your better looking than her fine....But constantly harking on the point makes you come off looking just as arrogant and silly as him....

he presented her as part of his studliness or whatever and, just like the rest of the "evidence" he's presented, she falls way short of the grandeur that he pictures in his head. besides, he started it :<

Plus this is NG and its common knowledge that all girls on NG are really dudes anyway....That being said it does not matter how good you look compared to his gf because you have a penis and she does not.

fuq.

Remember when you where a kid in school and when you liked someone you would pick on them and jab them in the back of the head with your pencil because you liked the attention it brung you from that person?

Its late and I'm not sure where I was going with that...but....i think maybe you just keep arguing with him beccause you find him irresistable....I mean ....thats gotta be it right? I mean did you see those abs? I bet he could grate cheese with those things....

At 1/14/09 04:15 AM, 78 wrote: Its late and I'm not sure where I was going with that...but....i think maybe you just keep arguing with him beccause you find him irresistable....I mean ....thats gotta be it right? I mean did you see those abs? I bet he could grate cheese with those things....

you sound a little attracted yourself
anyway, nah. my boyfriend's are sexier >:3

At 1/14/09 04:12 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:09 AM, nymphoid wrote: besides, he started it :<

Now now children, don't make me put you on a timeout!

I demand more pictures of your unibrow!

At 1/14/09 04:16 AM, Velcro wrote: I demand more pictures of your unibrow!

fuck the unibrow
i demand more sexy shiny pants

At 1/14/09 04:19 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:08 AM, MissingNYC wrote: im surprised i havent seen elios' mug here yet...

It'll be here in due time . . .

First page learn to read a fucking thread geez

At 1/14/09 04:16 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:15 AM, 78 wrote: Its late and I'm not sure where I was going with that...but....i think maybe you just keep arguing with him beccause you find him irresistable....I mean ....thats gotta be it right? I mean did you see those abs? I bet he could grate cheese with those things....

you sound a little attracted yourself
anyway, nah. my boyfriend's are sexier >:3

That a fact? Well now that I've looked at your profile and I've seen your from Philadelphia.....I feel the need to defend my fellow philadelphian....so fuck this guy and his magnificent abs! Long live the great nymphoid and her xbox remote!

At 1/14/09 04:21 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:16 AM, Velcro wrote: I demand more pictures of your unibrow!

fuck the unibrow
i demand more sexy shiny pants

Oh your just too cute. I just wanna wrap you up in a little bow and throw you into a river!

At 1/14/09 04:22 AM, 78 wrote: That a fact? Well now that I've looked at your profile and I've seen your from Philadelphia.....I feel the need to defend my fellow philadelphian....so fuck this guy and his magnificent abs! Long live the great nymphoid and her xbox remote!

hell yeah :3
it's not just the remote, i have some games too! sometimes i bang them all together and i think i'm getting really good at xbox. am i doing it right?

At 1/14/09 04:21 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:16 AM, Velcro wrote: I demand more pictures of your unibrow!

Sorry dude when I'm clean shaven i don't have much :(

see picture below

fuck the unibrow
i demand more sexy shiny pants

You talking about my old work uniform?

At 1/14/09 04:24 AM, Velcro wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:21 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:16 AM, Velcro wrote: I demand more pictures of your unibrow!

fuck the unibrow
i demand more sexy shiny pants

Oh your just too cute. I just wanna wrap you up in a little bow and throw you into a river!

Anyone ever tell you your a complete lunatic?

At 1/14/09 04:24 AM, Velcro wrote: Oh your just too cute. I just wanna wrap you up in a little bow and throw you into a river!

just like a newborn puppy :]

At 1/14/09 04:41 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 1/14/09 04:24 AM, Velcro wrote: Oh your just too cute. I just wanna wrap you up in a little bow and throw you into a river!

just like a newborn puppy :]

ill tape it and put it up on youtube! :D

I was going to give an amateur psychological evaluation based on his posts to determine justification for this thread and his current mentality (I do it sometimes when NG is slow)

However I think my previous post at the bottom of the first page is as close as it gets.

But I've merely read several books on psychology I do not have a degree so this conclusion is hypothetical.

So... you like showing your body off to dudes, and frowning at the camera, and taking pictures of yourself in your bathroom mirror, and wearing your waistline at your knees...

I think I see a cunt in the making.

Nice toilet

photoshop much?