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Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 02:45 AM Reply

Full of win.

Greatest shirt in history


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 02:47 AM Reply

pretty much the worst shirt i've ever seen. yes i get the joke, but anyone who actually finds that genuinely humourous should be hung and shot


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 02:48 AM Reply

u are so intelamegent.........


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 02:48 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 02:45 AM, Ziggy-Stardust wrote: Full of fail.

Yeah the shirt's gay.


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 02:48 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 02:45 AM, Ziggy-Stardust wrote: Full of win.

You'll have to explain that to us thickies

yer just me then..
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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 02:58 AM Reply

These are actual shirts at a clothes shop I have seen for women. They basically come in different colours and are plain apart from the writing.

"I'm busy. you're ugly. have a nice day."
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"Guy's have feelings too but like... who cares?"
"I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them"
"All stressed out and no one to choke."
"I can go from zero to bitch in 3.6 seconds."
"I'm not just a bitch. I'm THE bitch. And that's Ms. Bitch to you!"
"I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time."

Those, my friend, are the greatest shirts in history.


Go suck a fat one.

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:01 AM Reply

At the risk of looking like an idiot....I dont get the joke. Explain please?

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:03 AM Reply

Anyone who wears a "humorous" shirt should die in a fire with the knowledge that he/she lacks humour and there-fore has to make up for it by using someone else's humour on their own shirt.


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:03 AM Reply

"I'm busy. you're ugly. have a nice day."
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"Guy's have feelings too but like... who cares?"
"I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them"
"All stressed out and no one to choke."
"I can go from zero to bitch in 3.6 seconds."
"I'm not just a bitch. I'm THE bitch. And that's Ms. Bitch to you!"
"I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time."

Those, my friend, are the greatest shirts in history.

hey, hey, hey, hey little fella! Huh? what's that ya got there?

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaat?

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:03 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 03:01 AM, Velcro wrote: At the risk of looking like an idiot....I dont get the joke. Explain please?

you motherfuckers need to pay more attention in math class, no matter how ridiculously useless everything you learn in it is.

the joke is instead of hypotenuse, the longest side of the right triangle its hypoteMOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhajsjdaksghjskgjkgkdakjga sjklhgjklasylessfffffffffff


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:06 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 03:03 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 1/13/09 03:01 AM, Velcro wrote: At the risk of looking like an idiot....I dont get the joke. Explain please?
you motherfuckers need to pay more attention in math class, no matter how ridiculously useless everything you learn in it is.

the joke is instead of hypotenuse, the longest side of the right triangle its hypoteMOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhajsjdaksghjskgjkgkdakjga sjklhgjklasylessfffffffffff

I kinda feel like an ass because after i asked for someone to explain the joke I clicked the link and said the name of the shirt out loud and kinda got the joke. I couldnt tell just from the picture....Thats a really terrible pun.

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:07 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 02:58 AM, GODISNOWHERE wrote: Those, my friend, are the greatest shirts in history.

No my friend those are facts of life.


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:07 AM Reply

Hahaha, ha.


Do what now...?

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:09 AM Reply

I have a thing about moose so I instantly fell in love with that shirt.
The joke is lame though. But it's still a moose. Yay.


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:11 AM Reply

Lol, I saw one in a store the other day that read: "Sorry...for a second there, you almost bored me to death..."

(It had a picture of a heart-beep-line-beeper-thingy on it too)


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:12 AM Reply

I get the joke, but it's not really funny.


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:12 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 03:07 AM, Elios wrote: Hahaha, ha.

Hahaha, ha.

Also, that shirt isn't really that funny. Needs more humour.

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:17 AM Reply

"My anger management class pisses me off!" is a much better "Greatest Shirt in History" than the "Hypotemoose" one that you just displayed.

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:20 AM Reply

I hate all those expectedly irreverent shirts. Extremely offensive T's are great (though I don't wear any), and I especially like one I saw that says, simply: "You are here."

But yea... fuck that moose one. >: (


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:21 AM Reply

that looks pretty lame and i think that 95% of the people in today's society wont understand it so that kinda defeats the whole purpose of wearing a fun shirt.

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:29 AM Reply

The shirt looked cool until I realised it was supposed to be a joke. I would not pay money for this shirt.


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:48 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 03:01 AM, Velcro wrote: At the risk of looking like an idiot....I dont get the joke. Explain please?

The hypotemoose anyone?

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 03:51 AM Reply

That's not even funny in the slightest way.


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 04:20 AM Reply

Oh I get it, it's a play on words.

Not funny though.

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 06:59 AM Reply

Someone explain it RIGHT NOW


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 07:22 AM Reply

It's not that amazing. It's a moose on a hill. Stop shamelessly advertising a shirt on NG.


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 07:27 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 06:59 AM, Grind wrote: Someone explain it RIGHT NOW

Read Madcow's post you fuck


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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 07:28 AM Reply

At 1/13/09 03:03 AM, MadCow wrote:
you motherfuckers need to pay more attention in math class, no matter how ridiculously useless everything you learn in it is.

the joke is instead of hypotenuse, the longest side of the right triangle its hypoteMOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhajsjdaksghjskgjkgkdakjga sjklhgjklasylessfffffffffff

Damn, you make it sound funny.

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 08:51 AM Reply

They might as well have stuck a joint in his mouth and gave him red eyes so he'd be high on pot.

It still wouldn't be funny but you know, it's not that hard.

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Response to Greatest shirt in history Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 08:58 AM Reply

Everything on threadless is for hipsters who feel the need to buy obscure clothing from the internet to set themselves apart from the plebians who, God help their souls, shop at real stores for generic clothing. They don't realize despite their "individuality" they're still wearing a mass produced consumer product, and that a quirky shirt does very little in the way of making up for their lack of a distinct personality.

Hypotemoose is pretty funny though I guess.