Poon Calender?

[babo-babo]

So me and this girl have been going out for three days (first real gf), and I'm kind of a horny bastard we've already made out and I felt her breasts over the shirt but when I tried to go under she said we should take things slow... in fact she said that multiple times when I would try to advance farther. I was wonder if there was some general number of days before I go further..

Ex. 15 days see breasts
2 months Hand job (>.<)

[shityhead]

6 Months

P.S. Can I Watch?

[DamnDirtyApe]

At 1/12/09 09:19 PM, babo-babo wrote: I was wonder if there was some general number of days before I go further..

Patience is virtue, lad. Don't mess up your first relationship on account of being some perverted git.

If you're really that desperate, masturbate.

Hmmm if she says things like taking it slow that means like till May

[JKMonkey]

the usual rule of thumb is three dates until sex, but i can see that you already broke that rule, so who knows, handjob could be tomorrow for all we know

[gradenator]

I don't mean to sound like a prude but you're a fuck-off. As it turns out, that bitch is an actual person, not a piece of meat. Grow the fuck up.

[g0t]

She probably has a penis she's not telling you about.

[Arandompeople]

At 1/12/09 09:30 PM, JKMonkey wrote: three dates until sex

Whore.

[joabos]

Just let it flow and see how it works. There's no exact number.

[Sickskillz]

At 1/12/09 09:19 PM, babo-babo wrote: So me and this girl have been going out for three days (first real gf), and I'm kind of a horny bastard we've already made out and I felt her breasts over the shirt but when I tried to go under she said we should take things slow... in fact she said that multiple times when I would try to advance farther. I was wonder if there was some general number of days before I go further..

Ex. 15 days see breasts
2 months Hand job (>.<)

depends on the girl, but usually you can convince her to show some tits within a week or so, sometimes even sooner, depends on the girl, and how you approach this...

[Conjecture]

At 1/12/09 09:30 PM, JKMonkey wrote: three dates until sex

More like 3 dates before she shows her belly button...

[OneWordName]

At 1/12/09 09:32 PM, gradenator wrote: I don't mean to sound like a prude but you're a fuck-off. As it turns out, that bitch is an actual person, not a piece of meat. Grow the fuck up.

This. Stop acting like a 12 year old after a wet dream and learn some control.

[HolyTomato]

there is no set "time" for when you guys do stuff

do things when they feel right, youll know when you feel comfortable enough with a person to when you can do all that stuff, but let it be spontaneous, if you try to keep in with "schedule" it takes away to magic, and makes it less special when you two do feel connected enough to begin messing around. Just take it one day at a time and see what happens

[flamingninja777]

Dating A whore I see...

No clean chick shows you her tits after 15 days.

[Hellian00]

At 1/12/09 09:37 PM, joabos wrote: Just let it flow and see how it works. There's no exact number.

Best advice possible. You can't count down until she's ready. She'll be ready when she's comfortable to progress further. She may even decide not to go any farther with you. It's her choice as much as it is yours. Let her make it, as you have already made yours. And never force her, either.

[babo-babo]

At 1/12/09 09:52 PM, Hellian00 wrote:

At 1/12/09 09:37 PM, joabos wrote: Just let it flow and see how it works. There's no exact number.

Best advice possible. You can't count down until she's ready. She'll be ready when she's comfortable to progress further. She may even decide not to go any farther with you. It's her choice as much as it is yours. Let her make it, as you have already made yours. And never force her, either.

Thanks for the advice man I appreciate it :) I figure I'll take things slower for a while until she is comfortable.

[Shawn]

At 1/12/09 09:21 PM, shityhead wrote: 6 Months

Pretty much if you wait 6 months before having sex then you know the relationship isn't all about sex sadly i wouldn't know this because usually i get sex in the first week except when its a virgin that usually takes 2 months

[Nebula]

At 1/12/09 09:44 PM, HolyTomato wrote: there is no set "time" for when you guys do stuff

What he said.

[Zombified]

Don't pressure her if you actually like her. That will only screw things up.

[TheHardcoreDave]

At 1/12/09 09:33 PM, g0t wrote: She probably has a penis she's not telling you about.

If she does, you are one lucky fuck.

[TacticalShoe]

Dude, you should totally advance on her before she's comfortable with you and try to stick it in her. Totally not a dick move.

[BlindShoemaker]

real talk: if you keep being this forward she'll break up w/ you. just take things slow and you'll get busy when she's ready

[Conspiracy3]

Leave her.

The only reason you are there is for sex, and she doesn't want to give that to you right away. It just isn't a wise investment. You could save money and time by just simply seeing a prostitute.

[Conspiracy3]

I would say wait a week

She might just be delaying because she is on her period.

[Alpharius120]

ZOMG!!!!!! You touched her boobies?! You horndog you.

heheh

[Lagatag]

You're never getting laid at the rate your going. Seriously, three days? It could take MONTHS. FFS.

if you want to get laid, go for one night stands, not girlfriends

[lavalampa]

At 1/12/09 09:19 PM, babo-babo wrote: So me and this girl have been going out for three days (first real gf), and I'm kind of a horny bastard we've already made out and I felt her breasts over the shirt but when I tried to go under she said we should take things slow... in fact she said that multiple times when I would try to advance farther. I was wonder if there was some general number of days before I go further..

Ex. 15 days see breasts
2 months Hand job (>.<)

You should take dating advice from me.
Just don't smoke ciggerettes.

5 Days, make out, if not dump the bitch.
20 Days, titties, if not gtfo.
1 Month, Oral if shes good, sex if she has an STD.
2 Months, Sex, the good kind.
2 1/2 Months, Anal? Or unprotected sex.
3 Months, 3 some, if not gtfo. With her sister to.

I'm single ladies.

[RacistBassist]

At 1/12/09 09:19 PM, babo-babo wrote: 2 months Hand job (>.<)

You move slowly.

By then you guys should already be bored with sex and getting into S&M, or, if you're moving at a good pace, some of the oft looked down upon things.

[Minty-Hippo]

There is no Calender. If she says no, It's a no, Don't even keep going, or trying to inch your way into her shirt a day later. Ask her, Say is it ok if I do this? OR this? It might even make her feel more comfortable with you touching her at all, if she feels she has control over it. Also, If your going out with a girl in the hopes of getting sex, just find a one night stand, and save relationships for when your mature enough to want to be with someone regardless of weather or not your getting sex.

Just be a gentleman, I am a horny bastard to, but I don't let that get in the way of things that my gf wants to do more.

[pHuXxXB0xX]

there's no pre-set days.

never do anything stupid.

as a general rule, the girl leads.

the exception to the rule is when she's drunk. but you have to convince her its "her" idea to fuck.

or if she gives you a "hint" she wants to go further.

i dunno. BITCHES BE CRAZY :S