Tom Cruise Facts.

[wormyguy]

Tom Cruise is a notoriously secretive celebrity, who attends a notoriously secretive church, and does notoriously secretive things with other men. Therefore, we need an easily accessible internet repository of facts about Tom Cruise. This is the place.

FACT 1: If you pause All the Right Moves during a certain spot in the locker room scene, you can see his penis.

FACT 2: If you pause All the Right Moves during a certain spot in the locker room scene, you can see him sucking L. Ron Hubbard's penis.

FACT 3: Tom Cruise can kill a psychiatrist just by looking at him.

[Mechabloby]

Tom Cruise is so small, his wife gets arrested for being a nonce whenever they go out together.

[Lagamuffin]

Fact 82 - He's gay.

[DrM]

At 1/12/09 02:54 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Fact 82 - He's gay.

Isn't that Fact 87?
I thought 82 was that his acting talent revolved around smiling in a strange way and cocking his head to the right?

[AlmostDead1]

I don't think anyone wants any facts of Tom Cruise.

[SpeedyPac]

Would love a link to the picture in fact one if you can supply it.

[fli]

Tom Cruise fact #66

He sucks the life and beauty out of Katey Holmes to sustain his career... like he did with Liberace's dick to quench his hunger for gayness...

[Krbyfan1]

Tom Cruise one shot a German fighter plane out of the air by pointing his finger and saying "Bang."

Oh what? You're trying to be original? Hey I'm just speeding up the inevitable.

[Cyberdevil]

The obvious fact,
Tom can't act
He cruises intact
Talent does lack

Doesn't really have
Much emotional display
But it doesn't matter
Because he's insane anyway

[MushookieMan]

OMG WHATS WITH THAT PICTURE? Is he doing what I think he is?

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/12/09 05:42 PM, MushookieMan wrote: OMG WHATS WITH THAT PICTURE? Is he doing what I think he is?

Thinking of L. Ron Hubbard? Oh yes.

[Human-soup]

Apart from having bizarre views and opinions and often appearing offbeat or completely bonkers,
He isn't a bad person. He isn't a bad actor and he certainly isn't dangerous as no one takes him seriously anymore.
He's just your typical egocentric film star, who jumped in the deep end, lost respect but is still famous and in demand because people love to hate him.

[thekushmaster]

an acual true fact about tom cruise is that he is acually gay, my uncles friend got hit on by tom cruise at a party.

[Human-soup]

At 1/12/09 05:54 PM, thekushmaster wrote: an acual true fact about tom cruise is that he is acually gay, my uncles friend got hit on by tom cruise at a party.

Your statement about him being acually gay, acually validates it completely. acually no. But then there's no proof he acually isn't. well..

[Del-Toro]

At 1/12/09 05:16 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Tom Cruise one shot a German fighter plane out of the air by pointing his finger and saying "Bang."

Oh what? You're trying to be original? Hey I'm just speeding up the inevitable.

That was Chuch Norries, Tom Cruise couldn't even shoot down an ITALIAN fighter plane with his finger