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Cats or Dogs?

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Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 01:51:42


Well, i'm back with a new question. Which animal do you like better, Cats or dogs?
i'm a cat person myself. Absolutely crazy over cats. my second question is: If cats and dogs had a war, which side would you be on?


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 01:52:35


If cats and dogs had a war?

Are you fucking kidding me? Dogs would absolutely butt rape the cats in about a week. I'd side with the dogs.

I'm a dog person, myself. ;3

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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 01:54:44


Dog lover for life bro.

I like all animals, and if people are going to have any kind of pet I'd always advise them to get a dog or cat first and foremost.

Cats just tend to be more selfish, looking out for themselves firstly and only. Dogs are loyal to a fault. Truly mans best friend.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 01:58:20


Fuck cats


I'm going to fucking rape this guy.

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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:00:02


what if the cats were supported by some deity? or had nukes?


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:01:28


At 1/12/09 02:00 AM, UserNameAndPassword wrote: what if the cats were supported by some deity? or had nukes?

They're cats.

They'd still get raped.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:03:57


all dogs do is shit, piss and whine blogs but a hip cat is where it's at.

Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:05:30


I'm a cat person :3.

Brains over brauns.

Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:08:18


At 1/12/09 02:05 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'm a cat person :3.

Brains over brauns.

YEAH! NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:09:52


At 1/12/09 01:51 AM, UserNameAndPassword wrote: If cats and dogs had a war, which side would you be on?

Well I would be on the dog side, but the Cats, beaten and desperate, would go back in time to defeat the greatest dog handlers ever known, and return thinking they were victorious. But then a new power has arisen.

And thus was born the Empire of the Rising Hare.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:10:54


At 1/12/09 02:05 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'm a cat person :3.

Brains over brauns.

a little kitty plays with an itty bitty ball of string. a sting ray nearly killed steve irwin. opps never mind it did.

The little bitty kitty couldn't keep all the sting rays in a jar and mistakely opened the lid.

Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:14:14


At 1/12/09 02:05 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'm a cat person :3.

Brains over brauns.

Cats are both stupid and much harder to train than dogs. I'd love to see what would happen if the police replaced their dog squad for cats or if blind people decided to use cats instead of guide dogs.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:14:42


At 1/12/09 02:10 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote:
At 1/12/09 02:05 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'm a cat person :3.

Brains over brauns.
a little kitty plays with an itty bitty ball of string. a sting ray nearly killed steve irwin. opps never mind it did.

The little bitty kitty couldn't keep all the sting rays in a jar and mistakely opened the lid.

Sting rays can function on land? Or, most likely in this scenario, carpet? Also, I assume the OP is talking about full grown cats, which are more developed than cute kitties.

Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:14:53


I feel like this pic is somehow relevant...

Cats or Dogs?


I'm going to fucking rape this guy.

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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:15:48


why does everyone hate cats ='( cats were pmce revered as gods. now they are denegrated as a useless race.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:15:53


At 1/12/09 01:51 AM, UserNameAndPassword wrote: Well, i'm back with a new question. Which animal do you like better, Cats or dogs?

Catdog.

i'm a cat person myself. Absolutely crazy over cats. my second question is: If cats and dogs had a war, which side would you be on?

There was a movie about that. It was called Cats & Dogs. The dogs won and the cats' evil scheme to make everyone allergic to dogs was foiled.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:16:02


Dogs shouldn't have been saved on noah's ark. All they do is bitch and bark!

Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:17:49


At 1/12/09 02:16 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Dogs shouldn't have been saved on noah's ark. All they do is bitch and bark!

Yeah because an 90 year old man ACTUALLY ran around the world and gathered 2 of every animal after building a boat big enough to hold them all, out of wood.

RIGHT, OK. PASS ME THAT SHIT BRO


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:20:42


Dogs for sure. Cat's are way too elitist for me.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:23:10


At 1/12/09 01:54 AM, Gagsy wrote: Dog lover for life bro.

Indeed dogs are the best

Cats or Dogs?


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:24:36


At 1/12/09 02:14 AM, metalstorm wrote:
At 1/12/09 02:05 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'm a cat person :3.

Brains over brauns.
Cats are both stupid and much harder to train than dogs.

Dogs have a keener sense of smell than cats and are more loyal and trustworthy, and just because cats are harder to train doesn't mean anything. I've trained my cat to follow me, sit, and other things and it took just a little bit longer than what it took for my friend to train his dog.

I'd love to see what would happen if the police replaced their dog squad for cats or if blind people decided to use cats instead of guide dogs.

Cats would not be best suited for such jobs, as each animal performs well on different things, although I fail to see how this makes cats more stupid than dogs. As someone already said, dogs are loyal to a fault, meaning that they are more like a man's object for manipulation than a best friend. But a cat, on the other hand, will usually wise up and leave your sorry ass or at the very least ignore you and avoid you, but that's neither here nor there considering the topic at hand.

Anyway, before more people jump down my throat, yes, cats can be very selfish, arrogant, and lazy.

Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:26:01


Dogs are gay all they do is shit and piss on the floor all day.

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At 1/12/09 02:26 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Dogs are gay all they do is shit and piss on the floor all day.

Bullshit, cats are fucking retarded; they think YOU'RE their pet. Regardless of the fact that you go around doing shit they can't even fathom.

Dogs know where they stand and love you anyway. Plus they are smart enough to learn how to shit outside.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:29:06


damnit cat haters you are driving me to drink the last of my whiskey!


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:38:36


The only animal I care about is the PARTY animal, ie me.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:44:10


At 1/12/09 02:28 AM, TheZach wrote:
At 1/12/09 02:26 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Dogs are gay all they do is shit and piss on the floor all day.
Bullshit, cats are fucking retarded; they think YOU'RE their pet.

Can't blame them considering the fact that thousans of years ago, insted of us domesticating them, it was the other way around.

Regardless of the fact that you go around doing shit they can't even fathom.

And? Dogs don't understand what we do either. In fact, NO other animal does.

Dogs know where they stand and love you anyway.

That's fine.

Plus they are smart enough to learn how to shit outside.

Dogs are trained to go outside by their owners. Cats can be trained too, to use the toilet too in fact. A cat will go outside just like a dog as well if they are allowed to go outside.

Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:45:30


I like both, with cats you can chill out and pet them and sometimes with dogs, with dogs you can play with them and wrestle with em.

Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:46:02


They should make a hybrid with the loyalty and sociability of dogs and the intelligence and cleanliness of cats.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 02:46:28


At 1/12/09 02:44 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Stuff

Cats can make a preggo girl get really sick.


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Response to Cats or Dogs? 2009-01-12 03:14:06


i never knew that


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