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Wait, what happened?

At 1/11/09 02:08 PM, Renandchi2 wrote: Wait, what happened?

Jack posted in the thread and, as always, it became dead of funny.

OP: post more you selfish old man

Who the hell drinks with their mom?

Now I know the colour of your carpet, I'm one step closer to killing you.

Stitches are nice and stretched out. That french door had it coming, by the way. Much like MPA's french mom.

At 1/15/09 05:40 AM, altr wrote: Stitches are nice and stretched out. That french door had it coming, by the way. Much like MPA's french mom.

Nice, altr. I still don't get how exactly this happened, did someone pull a knife on you or something?

At 1/15/09 06:32 AM, StuffyOne wrote:

At 1/15/09 05:40 AM, altr wrote: Stitches are nice and stretched out. That french door had it coming, by the way. Much like MPA's french mom.

Nice, altr. I still don't get how exactly this happened, did someone pull a knife on you or something?

Actually, he got really fucking drunk from a stipper named "Magic" and I had to carry his ass home. Shortly afterward, he fell into the bathtub and got a mild concussion. Then, he walked through the hallway and decided it would be a great idea to punch the window to the dining room. Which of course, severed his wrist veins.

Soon afterwards, I called 911 to take his bleeding ass out of the house, and they were pissed because he was being a fucking asshole. They took him to the hospital for a blood transfusion and stitches, while the cops questioned me for 2 hours on whether or not I had done that to him. I wish that I had.

Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

At 1/11/09 04:38 AM, liljimmy2 wrote:

At 1/11/09 04:37 AM, jewdudewtf wrote:

I believe him and his mother were drinking some bear, and he fell or something and got all bloody.

I drank a bear once...
it was the single most painful experience of my life...

Congratz, you won the Internetz!

I'm... uh... still confused. Wtf.

I drank a bear once...
it was the single most painful experience of my life...

Yeah, your pretty much a faggot. Its late, and excuse me for my first typo in I don't know how long.

haha no grudge against you... just got that image in my head of someone holding a mug with a big fucking bear on top of it like, "Well, this is going to be tough..."

Ah, no hard feelings. I feel really bad for getting so defensive now, and I'm going to again blame it on the late hour. Also, I have a Chicago Bears mug I'm drinking from right now. Ironic?

You guys should be hugging right now. Really, it's what you should be doing to make this scene complete. C'mon, feel the love!

I love you so much, altr!

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my mom let me drink a beer on my birthday i dont have proof but hers a pic anyways

At 1/18/09 05:04 PM, Tommy wrote: my mom let me drink a beer on my birthday i dont have proof but hers a pic anyways

Aw Tommy you cutie.