I wish I was Asian.

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I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:19:48 Reply

Or at least half-Asian. Cause, let's face it, Asians, you guys have AWESOME hair. Stupid American hair, can't get it to look right.

Another reason: I could easily see myself on an Asian game-show. I suppose most Americans wouldn't want to participate on "Who can digest the most ping-pong balls in a minute?" or "Which fish is bigger!? Amazing wacky fun-time show!!!", but I could see myself there.

And one more reason. If I was Asian, my obsession with Dance Dance Revolution wouldn't be considered weird. In fact, I would actually MAKE friends from it! What a concept!

SO! Would I be a good Asian? :3

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:20:44 Reply

Fucking weeaboo

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:21:04 Reply

2 words

Tiny penis.

Also asian girls are the hottest kind of girls.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:21:13 Reply

*facepalm*

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:21:26 Reply

I don't see the relevance, this body of mine is just a container for my soul.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:21:50 Reply

Get ready for your tiny wee wee.

Oh wai-

Has it been done?

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:21:57 Reply

I can't imagine not being white, it would just be weird.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:22:03 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:20 AM, Gein wrote: Fucking weeaboo

My thoughts exactly.

I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:22:15 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:20 AM, Gein wrote: Fucking weeaboo

HEY! I never even mentioned anime. So there.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:22:24 Reply

Of all the things to be fanboys of, a race of people?

God damn.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:22:44 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:21 AM, 2-0-0-8 wrote: 2 words

Tiny penis.

Also asian girls are the hottest kind of girls.

azn girls are gross, mad fucked up teeth, hella fat bush, annoying fucking voice. fuck that shit.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:23:19 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:21 AM, 2-0-0-8 wrote: 2 words

Tiny penis.

The one reason no body in the world, anywhere, wants to be an Asian. Ever.

Not Sexylegs' alt. Srsly.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:24:14 Reply

If I wasn't white I would probably kill myself.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:25:30 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:21 AM, 2-0-0-8 wrote: 2 words

Tiny penis.

2 words

Epic intelligence.

Lol stereotypes.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 00:27:43 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:22 AM, RedTsunami wrote:
At 1/11/09 12:20 AM, Gein wrote: Fucking weeaboo
HEY! I never even mentioned anime. So there.

You don't need to like anime. Just wantingto be Japanese makes you a weeaboo. Now, if you like anime but don'twant to be Japanese, then you're not a weeaboo. But I don't care.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 01:06:13 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:24 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: If I wasn't white I would probably kill myself.

If I wasn't brown I would shit and kill myself.

Just fuckin with you bro.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 01:07:12 Reply

Well if you must not want it that badly, or you woulda said... I rish i ras asian

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 01:08:44 Reply

There is a cosmetic surgery to have your eye lids and surrounding area altered to appear asian. There's a start.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 01:09:52 Reply

You wish you were me.

I've been deemed "honourary asian" by my asian friends and my boss' cousin. :3

I'M COOL

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 01:27:33 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:19 AM, RedTsunami wrote: Or at least half-Asian. Cause, let's face it, Asians, you guys have AWESOME hair.

I sometimes wonder whether the japanese have developed some sort of anti-gravity technology and applied it to their hair gel products.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 01:32:55 Reply

I'll take my awesome English muttonchops over Asian hairdos.

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 01:36:58 Reply

Being Asian ain't all it's cracked up to be.

hi

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Response to I wish I was Asian. 2009-01-11 01:38:20 Reply

At 1/11/09 12:25 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 1/11/09 12:21 AM, 2-0-0-8 wrote: 2 words

Tiny penis.
2 words

Epic intelligence.

Lol stereotypes.

It's God's way of equalling the playing field. Give the people of African descent a history full of slavery, hardship and racism, but compensate them with a massive sausage.

On the other hand, Asians who haven't had to suffer these indignities, and also have a very high average IQ, are given the short straw when it comes to their size downstairs.

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