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NeonFlame126

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It's a show about answers that guys really care about, aka MANswers. And because of MANswers I've learned great things. How to hide weed from a drug sniffing dog, the most effective way to get high, how to get a 1-3 inch longer penis, what military pays for implants to women, how to tell if a woman is a man before you find out in bed, they only way to tell if a woman is really a man, how to freeze your farts and smell them later, the drunkest place in the universe, how to survive a car crash, how to bust out of handcuffs, and the biggest boobs in the world.

If you've watched MANswers, discuss it here, if you haven't, watch it. It's on Spike Fridays from 9pm (21:00) until about midnight. Go to the website: http://www.spike.com/show/22792.

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i remember it coming on after ufc and generally being very annoying

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This show sounds awesome!

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At 1/9/09 08:54 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: how to freeze your farts and smell them later, \

I'm intrigued...

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"is whale barf a better $$$ earner than gold?"

i was suprised.

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9 PM...
which time zone?

I've got something to say...

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I watch it sometimes when nothing better is on, it can be pretty funny/interesting sometimes. Although I much prefer UFC Unleashed, Fight Nights, and TUF, in fact that's pretty much the only thing I watch on spike usually.

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" can you have scuba sex?"

sounds interesting.

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yeah. that's some good tv.

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At 1/9/09 08:54 PM, Sekhem wrote: i remember it coming on after ufc and generally being very annoying

sometimes yes, most of the time, nay.

At 1/9/09 08:55 PM, Shakyjake wrote: This show sounds awesome!

it is.

At 1/9/09 08:55 PM, RKThrilla wrote: I'm intrigued...

great for comebacks.

At 1/9/09 08:57 PM, OneLastCaress wrote: 9 PM...
which time zone?

Eastern

At 1/9/09 08:58 PM, chiefindomer wrote: I watch it sometimes when nothing better is on, it can be pretty funny/interesting sometimes. Although I much prefer UFC Unleashed, Fight Nights, and TUF, in fact that's pretty much the only thing I watch on spike usually.

I can't wait for a new season, it's killing me on the inside.

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It currently isn't on. What time is it on at Newgrounds time?

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I remember the episode about performing ass to mouth resuscitation. Yeah that's right farting in the guys mouth to help him breathe. That one was pretty funny.

One that I found interesting was the bullet vs. samarai sword. They shot a bullet at the blade and the bullet actually got cut in half if I remember correctly.

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I watched two episodes of it and thought it was pretty cool.

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At 1/9/09 09:04 PM, Armerad wrote: It currently isn't on. What time is it on at Newgrounds time?

Well NG is on Eastern time so 9 PM I guess.

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Right on, brotha


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My friend told me about it and it seems pretty funny.

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Awesome show, although sometimes its so odd, its just plain dumb. I saw the one on how to get legally high a week ago.


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Today, thanks to scheduling, it's going to be on at midnight NG time. Even more suspense to add until the goodness of the show. Thanks a lot Star Wars, I have also found out it's on every tuesday at midnight Ng time too.

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I have seen it a few times. It's interesting, but quite annoying, "DUDE!"


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I love that show. It's almost like a piece of newgrounds in television.


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I don't even like that show at all.


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its knowledge and stupid. sound like t.v

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one of my teachers recommended manswers to find the best way to score.

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It's a terrible show and Spike is a terrible channel, thank goodness for the occasssional Married With Children though.

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I love that show.

It's wonderful.

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At 1/9/09 09:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I have seen it a few times. It's interesting, but quite annoying, "DUDE!"

I hate how the narrator shouts every few words.

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At 1/9/09 11:19 PM, Achilles2 wrote:
At 1/9/09 09:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I have seen it a few times. It's interesting, but quite annoying, "DUDE!"
I hate how the narrator shouts every few words.

Smart chicks are better at SEX! That means they know more TRICKS in BED! Who would've THOUGHT, DUDE!?

Yeah that's the part that gets on my nerves too.

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Yet a kid like you can relate to anything you just mentioned? You're 13, it'll be a while before you bang your first tranny.

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It's funny because I would rather tear out my eyes and ears before I watch manswers. I hate that show with a fucking passion. Fuck that show.

First of all, the narrator is the dumbest fucking prick of a man in the entire fucking universe. I would like to fucking kill his whole family.

And the backwards logic so prevalent in the fucking show, man I can't listen to it one bit. I feel my brain cells dying as I watch that piece of excrement.

You think you can make a show good by screaming in the mic and showing tons of tits and ass?

Here's some examples of that dumb ass logic:
-Why the fuck would you want to freeze a fucking fart?
-Why would you ever attempt to cut a bullet with a samurai blade?
-Why would you need to punch through someone's chest cavity?

It's a show meant to appeal to the most immature.

But that's just my opinion.

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