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Yeah you fuckin nail the cunt!...

...Ok I got £5 on the other kid, who wants it?

women who let themselves be abused deserve it, I'm not talking about the people who are actually in a difficult situation who may fear for themselves or loved ones and shit, she knows she can depend on you but still stays in the relationship. IMO she is a leach of a friend.

Sounds like the kind of girl how is only attracted to guys that are controling because they feel they need that, either becasuse of the way they were raised or the way there mother has been treated in front of them there whole life. You are just in the " Friend Zone" even if she leaves him for good she wont come to you, sorry i just dont see that happining. We all have one point in our lives where we see a opportinity to be the White Kinght and save the day. When that situation arises you have to assase the situation and decide if you attacking this guy is going to make any diffrance.
Lets say you jump him and fuck him up, there are two senarios that come from this.
1. She thanks you, and either falls for you ( unlikely) or go's about here way to another dickhead.
2. She gets mad at you and comforts him and then does not speak to you anymore.
Either way you get in trobule so I would make sure that you are pretty positve of the outcome before you act. Expect the best prepare for the Worst.

If you do jump him, dont be a pussy no sucker punches no chairs or pipes or shit. Walk up tell him he fucked up treating her like that and then Pound his ass. Dont stop hitting him even if he falls get full mount and just keep hitting until you get pulled off or he goes limp. Also for the love of god dont be like almost every kid i have ever seen in a street fight. Keep your Cool look for openings and dont just throw haymakers work the jab and follow up with hooks and Upercuts( if you can do them corectly, not a Mortal Kombat uppercut)

In any way you choose i wish you the best, let us know how it goes.

Do it! Knock his fucking brains out and make him beg for mercy!

You can always just talk to the guy.. Wait, nevermind, just kick his face in. We're with you, brotha.

At 1/8/09 10:28 PM, Armadilldo wrote: So, NG, should i do it?

In normal circumcstances...this would be the wrong thing to do. I would tell the counselor but they'd just bring her in and she might do nothing or they'd try to break them off and things would get MUCH worse. But in which case a school resource officer can become involved and the situation can be resolved.

However, if for some reason you believe none of that will work, then what you've proposed is probably the most sane idea in my book. Go for it, "clean his clock" and show him who is boss.

P.S., you don't treat women like shit. You just DON'T.

Yes you fucking well should.

At 1/9/09 09:27 AM, ghostface619 wrote:

At 1/9/09 08:25 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Thats the right way to handle such things.

yeah...

if you want the pussy way...

Hey, if he walks in on the guy raping or suffocating her, then he should immediately get a hold of one of hte teachers and if that doesn't work step up himself and stop, by force if necessary. I'm not saying the guy doesn't deserve a beating, but ruining the next few months of your life or more if you actually hurt the guy isn't worth it when there are other options. Plus, beating the shit out of the guy probably won't help. The girlfriend will be convinced the guy didn't deserve it, blame herself and then there will be no hope of this guy being able to help her. Its the way those kind of relationships work. She'll feel bad for him being beaten up on her account.

She needs someone to build up her confidence and convince her she's better than the guys she's been choosing to date. Thats not easy, its next to impossible, but I guarantee decking her boyfriend won't improve the situation if he's as manipulative as the OP says he is.

Yeah, beat him like you're possesed by a demon or something.

I wish i was there to help you with that.

People like that, it's a shame to the human race.

Yeah. Kill this guy and throw him in the river. Seriously, if the story is true, he deserves it.

go ahead, see if i care

At 1/8/09 10:28 PM, Armadilldo wrote: So, NG, should i do it?

Yes he is something we men call a cunt.

It's pretty much her fault that she is letting this happen, unless the guy is threatening to kill her or something. I think what you need to do is let her take care of this and help her along the way. If she really doesn't want to do these things then get her motivated to refuse them and to leave the guy.

It's just a matter of HOW you should do it, not if you should.

Hammer of Justice!

Tell him to leave her alone, and if that doesn't work commence the beatery.

violence might not be the solution........... USE ----OVERVIOLENCE---- BREAK HIS KNEECAPS AND WATCH HIM SCREAM!!!!!!

You're 16. Do it now before you get older when you're more likely to be tried as an adult.

DON'T!!

It will make everything worse,trust me i was in your situation,so I have this friend that had an abusive boyfriend,she would get beaten every day to kiss him and such and in the morning she comes to me crying about it,I told her parents about it,her parents said that the guy was an verry intelligent man(he had only A's and B's)so they would think that I'm lying,after that i told a teacher about it but NOTHING only thing he needed to do is to say sorry for her,but neither stopped him,after 1 month things became worse,HE LITERALLY RAPED HER,I just needed to take action so i come to him,beat the hell out of him but then i get suspended and she feels guilty of what happened to the other guy and fucking apologizes to that asshole so don't it will only strenghten their relationship

Murder him. I'm not even fucking joking. If I were in your position, I would fucking kill that sonofabitch. I'm pissed just reading about this shit! This is fucking bullshit, that motherfucker deserves to have his fucking head blown off!

He bit her?

My friend was in the same boat. She would have had serious issues with her "boyfriend" if she resisted and never told me until a few months ago.

The fact she never told me until then infuriated me but she was afraid of her safety. You have the benefit that you KNOW this is going on. Do the right thing and get authority figures in on the situation. Get proof in any way, shape, or form. Would you rather sit back and see your friend get abused? I know I dont.

From my point of view, you should kick his arse. I would enjoy to hear about that. However, from your point of view, you should tell staff and the necessary authorities, or a school counsellor. But tell the girl you're gonna do that, or she'll be like 'lolwut'.

Buy a dog.

My friend had the same problem some weeks ago, this guy just began going on her, pretending he had fallen on her and going to her house, sending her presents(which most of them were dead snakes... seriously i'm not joking) and what i did? I went into a bar with my friends and he came on me, telling me about my cousin and that she was a whore... I was like what? He didn't have a fucking idea who i was and so i showed him, grab a bottle of beer and with extreme force it broke on his head... I wasn't arrested or anything, neither got in trouble and well my friend came and now we're best friends, maybe more than best friends.... So in the end, kick the bitch's ass and fuck him up so to show him who the fuck you are!

Do it, from what you wrote he seems like a total douche

Just call the police on that guy. If he's beating her you should call them so he gets put in jail.

Simple solution. Kill him bad.

What a dick...
I'd say kick the living shit out of him. Or do it inconspicuously and hand him a not saying to meet you somewhere. Then jump him. That barrel of monkey spunk deserves it.

Why wait until school, ask her for his address and burn his house down.

I'm being serious, chivalry needs to live on, I don't care how many try and stop it.

If I live where you live I'll beat the shit outta him for you, but I don't state hop to smoke bastards.

Also she should have bit his dick and suffocated him.

I would beat the shit out of him, I hate when my friends get trapped into abusi e relationships. They could do so much better.