Worst. Christmas Present. Ever.

[Im-Very-Hungry]

hey guys, just wonderin' what your worst christmas present ever was. this probably won't work.

[Scaper-X]

World peace. The treaties holding it together broke when some overseeing manager named G.W. Bush took control of the local toy store.

Nothing like shattered promises for the holidays.

Oh, and it's Hannukah by heritage, but it's all the same to us atheists.
-- Scaper-X

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

At 12/20/03 03:55 AM, Im_Very_Hungry wrote: hey guys, just wonderin' what your worst christmas present ever was. this probably won't work.

A tool box when I was 10 (no tools in it by the way)....... I still have it now and I get use out of it but when I was 10 I would have rather had a bike or something......

The weirdest collection of gifts I ever got was when I was 18. I got a carton of smokes, a bottle of scotch, a dark grey cashmere scarf, an assortment of sharp ass decorative knives and the book Gray’s Anatomy....... That’s the fucking Christmas list of Jack the Ripper or something. Don’t get me wrong, it was great..... just a little strange to get those all at once while my sister was unwrapping toys......

[vibes]

A Christian drug information pamphlet :-P

Which I will probably get because my parents are anti drugs. And I'm bubbling OD pro drugs.

[Im-Very-Hungry]

toolbox with no tools? damn, thats cheap.

[Frank2982]

I'd have to say herpes... oh wait. I mean socks. I got socks one year...

[Armbar]

A big thick silver necklace with a huge ass jesus head on the end. First off I'm an athiest and secondly I don't have horrible taste. No matter, no more christmas for me anymore.

[bumcheekcity]

At 12/20/03 05:10 AM, Frank2982 wrote: I'd have to say herpes... oh wait. I mean socks. I got socks one year...

I got socks too, that sucked. I had to write a thankyou-note too.

[Im-Very-Hungry]

yeah, i also once got socks. that really sucked.

[PterodactylFace]

At 12/20/03 06:17 AM, Im_Very_Hungry wrote: yeah, i also once got socks. that really sucked.

whats wrong with socks?

[SabreNoose]

i got 12 different assorted deodorents, i wonder if there is a message hidden in the gifts?

[PterodactylFace]

At 12/20/03 06:29 AM, SabreNoose wrote: i got 12 different assorted deodorents, i wonder if there is a message hidden in the gifts?

damn, you must fucken stink!

[Dark-Potato]

I got one of those pieces of the moon things...Yet I haven't seen it in months.

Atleast I have somewhere to go once Bush is finished fucking up the world. Anyone know how to build moon huts?

[FatcoreMuskOX]

Cancer's a pretty shitty present to get from Santa's sack. Luckily my worst gift was only guilt.

[jonthomson]

At 12/20/03 03:55 AM, Im_Very_Hungry wrote: hey guys, just wonderin' what your worst christmas present ever was.

Probably a book I already had. Although this copy was signed and my old one wasn't so it's not too bad I guess.

[AntiTanner]

I actually WANT socks this year.

[HighDefinition]

At 12/20/03 03:55 AM, Im_Very_Hungry wrote: hey guys, just wonderin' what your worst christmas present ever was. this probably won't work.

i got Hanson's Christmas Special Edition album from my parents.. but that was a long time ago

[Moloko]

At 12/20/03 08:39 AM, HighDefinition wrote:

At 12/20/03 03:55 AM, Im_Very_Hungry wrote: hey guys, just wonderin' what your worst christmas present ever was. this probably won't work.

i got Hanson's Christmas Special Edition album from my parents.. but that was a long time ago

LMAO that does suck.

[bumcheekcity]

At 12/20/03 08:39 AM, HighDefinition wrote: i got Hanson's Christmas Special Edition album from my parents.. but that was a long time ago

Damn, man. That's worse than.

[Frank2982]

At 12/20/03 08:37 AM, TannerCenterwall wrote: I actually WANT socks this year.

You can have mine.

[b3nnic3]

At 12/20/03 08:37 AM, TannerCenterwall wrote: I actually WANT socks this year.

Yeah, me too. Either my socks are too short and go up to my heel or they come up to my knees.

Man, I really need to wear shorts in the summer.

[Im-Very-Hungry]

At 12/20/03 08:39 AM, HighDefinition wrote:

At 12/20/03 03:55 AM, Im_Very_Hungry wrote: hey guys, just wonderin' what your worst christmas present ever was. this probably won't work.

i got Hanson's Christmas Special Edition album from my parents.. but that was a long time ago

i think we have a winner...

[Dobio]

A free blowjob coupon from your mom.

God, she sucks at giving head!

[Suicide-Reject]

The worst present I got was to have my wisdom teeth removed last x-mas. On the 23rd I had them taken out.

[Im-Very-Hungry]

probably a hurricane. or tornado. or cyclone. or whatever you call it. didn't happen to me but to a friend i know on christmas morning.

[Im-Very-Hungry]

not as bad as a hanson cd, eh HighDefinition?

[CanibaL666]

my worst present was a fuckin Piano,God i hate playing piano,this is just SO GAY !

OMG, It's hard to think of good presents this year.

Five years ago I would just get fuckin' toys. Anything was good. But now GIJoe is for faggots and all I'm getting is video games and a bunch of other shit that I didn't ask for. I think I have everything I need. There are things that I want and don't have, but I won't get them anyway because of the expenses so my christmas list is still at 3) ...

[Hadiz]

This is my worst Christmas present ever...heh heh

http://www.whatacrappypresent.com/

... It's just really annoying though when your parents get YOU a present that only THEY can use. Like "ooh, mommy got you a new sponge, now give it here so I can do the dishes"... ah, that's a bit of an exaggeration but whatever.