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At 1/8/09 01:25 PM, NEVR wrote:

I'll look out for it in Waterstone's tomorrow. It had better be an exciting and gripping tale, or I'll hunt you down, bitch.

Its exilirating in every way possible.

At 1/8/09 01:36 PM, El-Duego wrote:

Dammit woman shut up about that!!

No way man, youre just jealous!

At 1/8/09 01:37 PM, Lucy wrote:

No way man, youre just jealous!

If by jealous you mean queasy!

At 1/8/09 05:46 AM, TheWingMan wrote: well its not really gross but awkward i was talking to my friend monique and randomly she said PUUUUSAY! and i said i like pussy and she said mee too!!!!!

What are you, seven?

"Milk me."

I've heard if before. And it was supposed to be innocent.

At 1/8/09 06:33 AM, chiefindomer wrote: Just tell them "I don't wanna hear none of that nasty shit." When they ask why you say "Because I eat at that restaurant sometimes."

That's the fucking last time I'm ordering the tomato soup...

" I have to pee " instant turn off...

Isn't it amazing, after that surgery i had you can actually fuck this fake pussy they made out of my penis!

At 1/8/09 02:36 PM, Jerich0 wrote: " I have to pee " instant turn off...

I wet the bed until I was 16. True story :)

anyone with diorrhea is disturbing dude.

but after they have their way with you, finding out they are your mother... that could kill o so many hardons...

"I sat down and wondered why my pants were wet, so I went to the bathroom and saw I had this nasty yellow shit dripping out of my-"

AAAAAAH

in the middle of sex a girl asked me to hurry up because she had to shit

At 1/8/09 02:50 PM, rumerio wrote: in the middle of sex a girl asked me to hurry up because she had to shit

Spin her over and stick it in her ass. "SHUT UP AND WAIT, DAMN IT."

one time i told this girl she would be bad in bed and she replyed
" i can suck dick like a fucking celebrity and my pussy is way better than your girl's"

At 1/8/09 02:43 PM, selena18 wrote:

At 1/8/09 02:36 PM, Jerich0 wrote: " I have to pee " instant turn off...

I wet the bed until I was 16. True story :)

So... What happend to cause you not to pee anymore?

Oh man I just stuck my finger in my cunt and it fucking stinks.

At 1/8/09 03:05 PM, Gagsy wrote: Oh man I just stuck my finger in my cunt and it fucking stinks.

'Ere, 'ave a smell.

oh, very posh.

It annoys me when girls feel they must announce that they have to take a pee. I don't announce when I have to empty the waste from my body, why must they? It's not funny or cool, just awkward and strange.

At 1/8/09 03:13 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

'Ere, 'ave a smell.

oh, very posh.

This'll put your cock cheese to shame.

Seeing as this has become more of a thread about periods...
I was with my (now ex) boyfriend, and one of his really hot friends, and we were talking about disgusting crap. Turns out this guys ex girlfriend used to force him to lick her out. When she was on her period.

And seeing as lots of you think periods are so bad, I bet you've never even seen one.

Meh, there's not a lot that anyone could say to gross me out, girl or guy. Even if an ugly bitch I didn't know well or at all came up to me and said "I want to take a shit in your mouth and then give you a handjob with my period blood as lube", I probably wouldn't be very disgusted.

Shit like that doesn't phase me as much as it does others.

My vagina itches.

Instant boner.

Sorry, you said disgusting.

I'm PMSing or It's really starting to smell.

if my gf ever said "i just farted" or something of that nature, i think i would feel uncomfortable

At 1/8/09 03:29 PM, dogpup4 wrote: My vagina itches.

Instant boner.

really? ....really?

At 1/8/09 03:45 PM, JKMonkey wrote: if my gf ever said "i just farted" or something of that nature, i think i would feel uncomfortable

Haha, I like how that makes you uncomfortable. I like being really open about shit like that in a relationship. Things just go smoother that way.

If my girlfriend said that, I'd just be like "Oh, so that's what that was." and just shrug it off. Nothing bothers me that much, but that's just me.

"I'm on Newgrounds."
That's a fucking turn off

At 1/8/09 02:43 PM, selena18 wrote: I wet the bed until I was 16. True story :)

sex. now.

also, i dunno. i guess something related to shit would be a turn-off for me. the period stuff isn't exactly pleasant, but i make do.

maybe some dudes love having blood on their dick after sex. i don't love it, per se, but it doesn't turn me off.

meads of asphodel - a healer made god

"So you we gonna snowball this period flow or what?"

At 1/8/09 05:21 AM, drknes wrote: I think a chick saying "I wanna suck the shit outta your asshole" would make me feel uncomfortable or I would probably laugh pretty hard.

Sick as shit I agree. But to answer the question id have to say if they were on there period and there bleeding like crazy.

It would probably have to be HAI2U