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Oh god I suck.

At 1/7/09 12:33 PM, Phobotech wrote: Q: Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left?"
A: Because blacks have no rights.

nice 1 hi5

At 1/7/09 12:33 PM, Phobotech wrote: Q: Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left?"
A: Because blacks have no rights.

Really?...I thought she just liked Nascar.

Q: He's a chocolate wrapper
A: Eminem

It's a bad joke, but who the fuck cares? :3

Here's a lame one.

Q: What would you call the Pillsbury Doughboy if he went crazy?

A: A doughnut.

Didn't see that coming...

Q: What did the poker-playing musician say when his opponent revealed two pairs?
A: I can trump it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: A number ofelectrical changes in its brain stimulated its feet to move in a walking motion, causing its body to move in that particular direction.

Q: Why does a horse have 6 legs?
(I don't know. Why DOES a horse have 6 legs?)
A: Are you stupid? Horses don't have 6 legs! They have 8!

P.S. Shame on you guys who are taking jokes from others! This is about making up your own jokes - even if they're bad. ;-)

At 1/7/09 02:27 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote:

At 1/7/09 12:33 PM, Phobotech wrote: Q: Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left?"
A: Because blacks have no rights.

Really?...I thought she just liked Nascar.

Really?...I thought that's what she said in bed.

At 1/7/09 02:42 PM, SupraAddict wrote:

At 1/7/09 02:27 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote:

At 1/7/09 12:33 PM, Phobotech wrote: Q: Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left?"
A: Because blacks have no rights.

Really?...I thought she just liked Nascar.

Really?...I thought that's what she said in bed.

Really?...I thought... Ah, I got nothin'.

Q: Why are Newgrounders gay?
A: Because they just are

At 1/7/09 12:38 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Q: What did the doctor say to his patient?
A: You have a critical kidney disorder and you have less than a year to live.

Damn it, I lol'ed. Alright, here's my try:

Q: What did the aluminum say when it was in the garbage?
A: Curses! FOILED again!

Pun.

A black widow spider was busy weaving a web when her children comes to her and ask, "Mommy, what ever happened to daddy?"

The spider answered, "I know it's been hard despite not knowing him very well but he's inside in each of every one of you"

A prize for anyone who get the joke and made a good explanation on why?

At 1/7/09 02:51 PM, sumidiotdude wrote:

At 1/7/09 12:38 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Q: What did the doctor say to his patient?
A: You have a critical kidney disorder and you have less than a year to live.

Damn it, I lol'ed. Alright, here's my try:

I appreciate you appreciate my humor.

Q) What do trees and jews have in common?
A)They both have been burnt before

Q)Whats the difference between tree's and jews?
A)Trees have to be dead before you can burn them.

Q) How many men does it take to open a beer?
A) 0 it should be open when the bitch brings it

Q) Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
A) She was a women

Q) How do you kill 100 Ethiopians?
A) Throw a cookie off a cliff

Q) How do you make a black person disappear?
A) Turn off the lights
Q) What happens when you turn the lights back on?
A) Black man is still missing, but so it your tv

Q) Whats the difference between real jesus, and a picture of jesus?
A) The picture only took 1 nail to hang up

Q. Why do Emos get so much sex?
A. Because they're twats.

A man walked up to an Emo and said, 'You look a little glum.' The Emo responded with 'Thank You!'

Easy to pull the piss out of, got to love the social outcasts known as Emos.

Q: What did the geek say when he passed my the single-child's mum?
A: SPOILER ALERT!

At 1/7/09 02:51 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Q: What did the aluminum say when it was in the garbage?
A: Curses! FOILED again!

Pun.

I loved this.

Q) Why did the jew give the nazi 1 million dollars after he won the lottery?
A) The nazi tattooed the winning numbers on his arm

I made this up about a week ago, it's racist but I don't give a flying fuck.

Q: What do you call a black guy when his teeth are out?
A: Oreo.

At 1/7/09 03:54 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: Q) Why did the jew give the nazi 1 million dollars after he won the lottery?
A) The nazi tattooed the winning numbers on his arm

Quite amusing.

At 1/7/09 03:57 PM, mothballs wrote: I made this up about a week ago, it's racist but I don't give a flying fuck.

Q: What do you call a black guy when his teeth are out?
A: Oreo.

But, What about the golden oreos??

why did the chicken cross the road?
the farmer cut off his head. His legs were twitching and he started to run around. he couldn't see and ran into the road and got hit by a car. And then a truck. it twitched and bled out. on it's birthday. Life is a joy, isn't it.

At 1/7/09 04:11 PM, bl00db47h wrote: why did the chicken cross the road?
the farmer cut off his head. His legs were twitching and he started to run around. he couldn't see and ran into the road and got hit by a car. And then a truck. it twitched and bled out. on it's birthday. Life is a joy, isn't it.

Q) Why did the farmer cross the road?
A) He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

At 1/7/09 01:26 PM, mattymetro wrote: How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny

I knew that joke from before :3

Hey Doctor, was the operation successful?

Uhm, it's me, Saint Peter.

Tu dum tss

What's the difference between Madeline Mccan and a anchor?

I havn't threw a anchor into the ocean.

Hey did you hear the one about the pencil?? No?

Good, it had no point!

Have you ever been to a Mexican store and seen American cereals there?
For instance: Antonio the Tiger
(lulz)
Honey Nut Bendejos
(lulz)
Fruit Eloopes
(lulz)
and my favorite: Special Que?
lololololololololololololollolololololol ol

i'm so funny...

What's a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell. (Okay I didn't make that up igod did lol)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They order a drink and leave.

Two men drive around state every month picking up bowling balls that alleys no longer use. One day they spot two black children carrying a bike with a blown tire down the street. The two men pull over and ask "You boys want a ride?" The two children proceed to get in the back of the truck with the abundance of bowling balls. While the truck drives on, they pass a police cruiser containing two officers. After seeing the truck pass, one of them gets on the police radio and broadcasts "I just saw a truck carrying a load of n*gger eggs. I think two of them hatched and stole a bike."

ZING!

Thought I'd give it a shot, just to fit in.

Q: What has eyes, but cannot see?
A: Stevie Wonder.

Have you ever tasted ethiopian food?

neither have they.

Why do women get periods?

Because they deserve them.