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Man hanging naked from ski-lift

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Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 05:59:46


Some serious roflmao-material below:

For some freakin reason, the man managed to sit down improperly on the lift at takeoff, and when he was gonna fix his seating, he slided through the saftey-bars in the ski-lift, but got stuck with his leg, foot or something - but not before his pants slid up (or down, depending on how you look at it).

So, he hung there, about 6 meters up, for 15 minutes, flashing his genitals and white ass before they could rescue him.

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Anyone think he performed the helicopter while hanging there?

Man hanging naked from ski-lift


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:02:37


Another pic

Man hanging naked from ski-lift


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:03:38


pic.

Man hanging naked from ski-lift


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:04:21


Poor guy, he should of invested in a belt.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:12:59


Imagine how embarassing that must be. There was probably kids around and everything.

I bet being in the cold didn't help him make a good impression on the ladies either.

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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:14:58


OMG that guy is embarrassed for life :O

Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:23:06


Isn't that his kid sitting next to him? D:
Oh GOD


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:44:56


Haha, I wouldn't want to be him, that must be the most embarassing situation I've ever been witness too. Looks cold, too.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:49:55


At 1/7/09 06:27 AM, esko-man wrote: Seeing his fathers shriveled penis and scrotum sack could have negative psychological effects that come back later in life to reside as a phobia of lift chairs.

And The Legend of The Lift Chair killer was born.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:53:00


It's things like these that make me glad that I never go skiing, snowboarding, or anything. I'm glad I'm an indoor girl.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 06:55:45


How in the name of hell did he manage to stuff up such a simple task as sitting down.

Step 1: Stand in front of seat.
Step 2: Bend your knees and allow your weight to drop onto the seat.
Step 3: Clench buttocks for extra grip.

???


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 07:04:49


At 1/7/09 06:55 AM, WritersBlock wrote: ???

Well we all know rules are meant to broken . . .


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 07:19:38


Wow. Sucks to be him.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:05:22


He should maybe change his brand of bog roll

Man hanging naked from ski-lift


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:08:39


Oh my god.. I would run away as soon as they got me down and never show my face at that resort again. Hopefully, his friends are really nice and don't blab to all their other friends.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:10:06


For some reason this is the 4th time I've seen this since last night.... why is this such huge news?


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:14:05


At 1/7/09 09:10 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: For some reason this is the 4th time I've seen this since last night.... why is this such huge news?

Because a lesser man would be finding ways to take his own life immediately after or during the whole incident.

I feel really bad for the guy.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:14:16


At 1/7/09 09:10 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: For some reason this is the 4th time I've seen this since last night.... why is this such huge news?

A man makes himself look like and idiot and ends up displaying nudity in the process. Of course it's going to be big news on the internet.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:15:31


At 1/7/09 09:14 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 1/7/09 09:10 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: For some reason this is the 4th time I've seen this since last night.... why is this such huge news?
Because a lesser man would be finding ways to take his own life immediately after or during the whole incident.

I feel really bad for the guy.

Exactly! so why make it even worse by plastering it all over the news?


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:15:44


At 1/7/09 09:08 AM, Davidzx wrote: well thats interesting, he couldve fallen off and his friends caught his pants. stranger things have been known to happen.

Yet not evidently captured on photographic image.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:26:57


Hahahaha, how embarrassing.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:28:35


Reminds me of a great song by Jack Johnson.
I want to turn the whole thing upside down
I'll find the things they say just can't be found


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 09:28:45


At 1/7/09 09:14 AM, Dorkcraft wrote:
At 1/7/09 09:10 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: For some reason this is the 4th time I've seen this since last night.... why is this such huge news?
A man makes himself look like and idiot and ends up displaying nudity in the process. Of course it's going to be big news on the internet.

haha well yeah... but they're showing it every hour on my news station...


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 10:11:44


At 1/7/09 09:15 AM, liljimmy2 wrote:
Exactly! so why make it even worse by plastering it all over the news?

A) Because the media consists of easily amused douche-bags, and made it a big deal for kicks.
B) Because the media consists of miserable douche-bags, and made it big to feel better about themselves.
C) Because the media has no soul.
D) All of the above.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 10:18:06


oh my... how embarrassing.

Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 10:48:32


At 1/7/09 10:11 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 1/7/09 09:15 AM, liljimmy2 wrote:
Exactly! so why make it even worse by plastering it all over the news?
A) Because the media consists of easily amused douche-bags, and made it a big deal for kicks.
B) Because the media consists of miserable douche-bags, and made it big to feel better about themselves.
C) Because the media has no soul.
D) All of the above.

I'm pretty sure the media do it for the same reason anyone else would do it - for the lulz, and nothing else.
Seriously, this is even funnier than that photo of the guy who bungy-jumps and shit himself.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 11:46:05


Well at least now he will be the popular,"Upside Down Naked Ski-lift Man"

Despite how terrible he must feel, i just had to laugh. I could not help myself.Damn Rucklo you made my day.


Bringing back old shit.

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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 11:49:47


LOL that would suck some serious ass man. Musta got alot of the....must be cold out today, jokes.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 12:28:05


I think he did it on purpose just to show off.


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Response to Man hanging naked from ski-lift 2009-01-07 12:34:43


At 1/7/09 06:55 AM, WritersBlock wrote: How in the name of hell did he manage to stuff up such a simple task as sitting down.

Step 1: Stand in front of seat.
Step 2: Bend your knees and allow your weight to drop onto the seat.
Step 3: Clench buttocks for extra grip.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PROFIT!

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