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Posted at: 1/7/09 12:34 AM
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I'm so jealous of people with huge butts. The world is theirs for the taking. They get to push people with their amazing anus, take up two maybe even THREE bus or train seats leaving no chance of anyone getting near them. They are the only people who can enjoy getting anally raped by a chair because their ass completely sucks it in to the point where it looks like they are a cyborg with four metal legs sticking out their backside.
Ah...to have a colossal ass that's what i want!
that poor bike.
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Posted at: 1/7/09 12:36 AM
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that lucky bike
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There's having a nice ass, then there's having an ass that has stretch marks on. *Sick*
I prefer a nice small ass that's rounded myself. Don't need too much junk in the trunk
Just big enough so i can park my bike in it ;)
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Posted at: 1/7/09 12:39 AM
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Oh Sawke, don't worry, I'm sure you have other great assets out there, somewhere.
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Posted at: 1/7/09 12:40 AM
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At 1/7/09 12:34 AM, Sawke wrote:
i wonder if her shorts were ripped like that before she put them on...
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Posted at: 1/7/09 12:41 AM
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I don't like the crazy big ass, to be honest.
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Posted at: 1/7/09 12:42 AM
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At 1/7/09 12:34 AM, Sawke wrote: They are the only people who can enjoy getting anally raped by a chair
I enjoy being raped by a chair too...
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Posted at: 1/7/09 01:10 AM
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Shit.. that is some ugly piece of something..
Posted at: 1/7/09 01:19 AM
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Don't black women usually have larger arses than white women in general?
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Posted at: 1/7/09 01:28 AM
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Posted at: 1/7/09 01:29 AM
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That's one fine piece off ass.
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Posted at: 1/7/09 01:30 AM
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Posted at: 1/7/09 01:43 AM
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you're like half-black. you're going to have a huge ass, whether you like it or not.
fatty.
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Posted at: 1/7/09 01:49 AM
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At 1/7/09 12:34 AM, Sawke wrote: Ah...to have a colossal ass that's what i want!
Haha, can be arranged, if all fat fails there is always botox, or silicon, or whatever they use as ass implants nowadays. You, bike, have my sympathies.
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Posted at: 1/7/09 02:05 AM
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that shit is big enough to have its own airport !
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Posted at: 1/7/09 02:23 AM
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Posted at: 1/7/09 03:16 AM
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In the mean time, stuff pillows in your pants. Who can tell the difference?!
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Posted at: 1/7/09 03:22 AM
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The size of the buttock is irrelevant its the tightness of the asshole that matters.
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Posted at: 1/7/09 03:33 AM
At 1/7/09 03:16 AM, Crue wrote: In the mean time, stuff pillows in your pants. Who can tell the difference?!
Nice and fluffy.
Posted at: 1/7/09 03:42 AM
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At 1/7/09 03:22 AM, iscrulz wrote: The size of the buttock is irrelevant its the tightness of the asshole that matters.
But if the buttock you speak of is boney and unattractive, then how will you achieve an erection? If you can't get an erection due to the feebleness of the ass, then the tightness becomes irrelevant because I choose not to believe that anyone could be bothered to even attempt to force their flaccid member into an abomination of an ass like this:
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Posted at: 1/7/09 03:49 AM
I will add though that I'm not really an "ass man", I'm more of an all around curves guy. Plus I've never really had an interest in anal. It's just not my thing. I'm sure there are some out there who disagree, but overall ass isn't a giant issue.
Posted at: 1/7/09 05:56 AM
At 1/7/09 03:49 AM, Crue wrote: I will add though that I'm not really an "ass man", I'm more of an all around curves guy. Plus I've never really had an interest in anal. It's just not my thing. I'm sure there are some out there who disagree, but overall ass isn't a giant issue.
AWESOME because i have NO ass. I'm half black so of course i get the flat italian butt from my dads side. It's wide but not round. SUPER SUCKS!
OH WELL I STILL GOT MAH TATAS!
Posted at: 1/7/09 08:17 AM
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OMG thats horrible ugh u need people with a medium sized ass thats not fat
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Posted at: 1/7/09 08:33 AM
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At 1/7/09 03:42 AM, Sabotage wrote:
But if the buttock you speak of is boney and unattractive, then how will you achieve an erection?
But if the buttocks in question are so hawt and oversized then what use is ones erection if one can not reach the anal cavity? You'd need to have four hands to hold the buttocks apart and since I only have two that means i'd need to bring a friend to assist, and I dont like it having someone watch me on the job....aside from the person im shagging that is.
Posted at: 1/7/09 08:38 AM
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At 1/7/09 03:42 AM, Sabotage wrote: But if the buttock you speak of is boney and unattractive, then how will you achieve an erection? If you can't get an erection due to the feebleness of the ass, then the tightness becomes irrelevant because I choose not to believe that anyone could be bothered to even attempt to force their flaccid member into an abomination of an ass like this:
Then you are just passing down sex, which makes you a faggot. Which sucks, now why would you wanna pass down sex?
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Posted at: 1/7/09 09:34 AM
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I second the pillow idea.
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Posted at: 1/7/09 09:36 AM
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At 1/7/09 05:56 AM, Sawke wrote: At 1/7/09 03:49 AM, Crue wrote: I will add though that I'm not really an "ass man", I'm more of an all around curves guy. Plus I've never really had an interest in anal. It's just not my thing. I'm sure there are some out there who disagree, but overall ass isn't a giant issue.AWESOME because i have NO ass. I'm half black so of course i get the flat italian butt from my dads side. It's wide but not round. SUPER SUCKS! OH WELL I STILL GOT MAH TATAS!
umm...yeah! haha aww Sawke I'm sorry you have no ass... do you at least make up for it in boob size?
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Posted at: 1/7/09 09:46 AM
At 1/7/09 09:36 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: umm...yeah! haha aww Sawke I'm sorry you have no ass... do you at least make up for it in boob size?
OMG I found a pervert!!!!!!
Posted at: 1/7/09 09:47 AM
At 1/7/09 09:46 AM, Sensationalism wrote: At 1/7/09 09:36 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: umm...yeah! haha aww Sawke I'm sorry you have no ass... do you at least make up for it in boob size?OMG I found a pervert!!!!!!
AHHH! *runs away*
no she was the one that mentioned her tits, so I figured I'd inquire...
Posted at: 1/7/09 09:57 AM
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