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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 00:23:37 Reply

It'll be worth it when you get a kickass moustache!!!


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 00:25:30 Reply

At 1/7/09 12:06 AM, Be-Easy wrote:
At 1/6/09 11:30 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Lol, it's as simple as washing your face to not get pimples.
No, it's not.

It is for me, the upkeep of my personal hygiene has kept me from getting pimples for the longest time now.

We're all different I guess.

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 00:25:20 Reply

I hit puberty about 4 years ago. If you can handle getting stiff every morning, growing hair in new places, and having your sexuality get confusing, it shouldn't be a problem.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 00:26:52 Reply

At 1/7/09 12:19 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 1/7/09 12:07 AM, CaveyMc-fat wrote:
At 1/7/09 12:06 AM, Be-Easy wrote:
At 1/6/09 11:30 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Lol, it's as simple as washing your face to not get pimples.
No, it's not.
It actually is... That, and eating right.
Not in every case,

Yeah a friend of mine I grew up with had acne really fucking bad on his back and shoulders, and a little on his face. He was always a very clean person and ate less junk food than I did. His dad had it at his age and so did his brother, although his brothers wasn't as bad. He had to get special medication for it from a dermatologist, it cleared up a lot as he got older but he still has a lot of scars from it.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 00:40:31 Reply

Dude, you don't get to complain unless you're going through girl-puberty. Fer srs.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 00:41:55 Reply

At 1/7/09 12:40 AM, TikTokClockworkGirl wrote: Dude, you don't get to complain unless you're going through girl-puberty. Fer srs.

How you would you know what girl puberty is?
Maybe Elvin puberty, or halfling puberty or something, certainly not human female puberty!


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 00:42:57 Reply

XD. Well, I am short enough to be a halfling, but oui, girl-puberty. :( Periods are full of fail.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 00:57:44 Reply

that's what they're calling it now?

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 01:00:07 Reply

At 1/7/09 12:42 AM, TikTokClockworkGirl wrote: XD. Well, I am short enough to be a halfling, but oui, girl-puberty. :( Periods are full of fail.

Well look on the bright side, you can't get blue balls.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 01:49:13 Reply

Guys, he's probably 13 or 14, some people don't hit it til a little later.
I was a late bloomer mahself.
So anyways, I don't have much acne, OP, so I wouldn't worry too badly.

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 01:54:00 Reply

At 1/6/09 11:13 PM, xenosan wrote: .....or keep it clean

Did someone say ?KEEP IT CLEAN?

i hate puberty


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 01:54:30 Reply

It's not bad for everyone. I hit puberty early and I didn't get too many pimples. Just one or two here or there.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 01:59:28 Reply

Yeah, I hate being human too.

We should start a club.

Called Kill All Humans.

I think that's the name of something but I can't remember.

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 02:02:13 Reply

Cutting dairy often helps people with acne. Also, I agree with the previous statements that you're probably not old enough to be on NG. You better check with your mom. Make sure you tell her that this is the site that the Minnesota Kid Who Shot Up His School frequented.

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 02:04:50 Reply

When is your 13th birthday?


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 02:09:17 Reply

At 1/6/09 11:16 PM, Sportsboy wrote: Not everyone has terrible acne when they go through puberty

the lucky ones never have a bought of horrendous acne


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 02:11:00 Reply

You can't hate it if your not even in it yet- How old are you anyway??

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 02:12:27 Reply

At 1/6/09 11:14 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: If you never hit puberty, you'll never get laid.

Not necessarily; I was abused as a child, in both a heterosexual and homosexual way.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 02:30:48 Reply

At 1/7/09 02:12 AM, Randominator wrote:
At 1/6/09 11:14 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: If you never hit puberty, you'll never get laid.
Not necessarily; I was abused as a child, in both a heterosexual and homosexual way.

^Not true btw. I was just seeing if I could kill the topic with it


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 03:13:35 Reply

At 1/7/09 01:49 AM, Spaghetti14 wrote: Guys, he's probably 13 or 14, some people don't hit it til a little later.
I was a late bloomer mahself.

really He is 12 but anyway pubertys great im going through it
things that change are
1. no more high voices
2. shaving
3. get smelly
4. might get spotty
5. wanna jack off alot

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 04:06:17 Reply

Woopie.

Damn kids.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 04:07:21 Reply

At 1/6/09 11:15 PM, mastershake141 wrote: Hahaha what are you, 12!?!?

How is this not surprising? You know just for this thread a mod should give him a good 700 day ban until he reaches legal age

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 04:12:02 Reply

At 1/6/09 11:13 PM, Devn wrote: sooner or later im going to hit puberty. then im going to look like a a mad fat person, red as fucking hell, pimples on my beautiful face, i better enjoy this empty face stage while i can.

Do yourself a favor, and wash your face daily with a wet cloth. I did this as a teenager, and I NEVER, not ONCE, got a single zit on my face (okay, maybe just one). But when I came out puberty was when I got fat. You really need to control your diet, unlike I did, and I've turned into a 210 pound blob and now I feel absolutely horrible everyday as a result.

Also, never shave your pubic region. NEVER. Trimming is fine. Although that might itch too, nothing is as bad as shaving your pubic region for the first time ever and have new hair come in. I nearly went INSANE.

Plus, proof that I was free of zits as a teenger, this was taken in 2001 when I was 15. If there were zits, the GIF file would be bigger due to the many more colors differentiating. I'm also way skinnier here...*tear*

i hate puberty


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 04:29:56 Reply

Puberty is one of the best things that hit me.....I still remember those days....


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 05:33:54 Reply

I think life would be too retarded and pointless if I never hit puberty

best thing I've ever done was go through puberty

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 05:41:32 Reply

At 1/6/09 11:13 PM, Devn wrote: i better enjoy this empty face stage while i can.

Live the emptyfacestage life to the fullest, there will be no turning back when you reach the redfacepimplestage. From there it's all downhill.

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 11:30:10 Reply

Trust me it's worth it in the end.


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 11:31:02 Reply

At 1/6/09 11:13 PM, Devn wrote: sooner or later im going to hit puberty. then im going to look like a a mad fat person, red as fucking hell, pimples on my beautiful face, i better enjoy this empty face stage while i can.

you reek of underage user.....

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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 11:32:11 Reply

Don't worry, whenever your penis gets hard shake it up and down every time. It prevent pimples.(and makes a mess)


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Response to i hate puberty 2009-01-07 11:32:38 Reply

So your 10?

But seriously, if you wash that won't happen.

Having freckles helps for some reason as well.

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