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What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 09:33 PM Reply

imagine this, you are in charge of a large nation, and you discover that you nation is forming a small rebellion that is growing large, it is so large, in fact, that you only have 500 soldiers in your power, you are faced with these options:

1. Use the 500 soldiers to fight the rebellion
2. Retreat with your 500 soldiers to a near-by forest and hide out for a while, then return to check the village
3. Retreat by yourself, with three of your best body guards and let the soldiers fight it out, then return to see what happened
4. Other

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 09:34 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 09:33 PM, Sectus wrote: 4. Other

4, Other: Join the rebellion.

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 09:37 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 09:36 PM, Eggys wrote: I'd try to see why they are rebelling and come to peaceful terms with them so there woulnd't be any harmful effects to my land.

they say great minds think alike.


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 09:39 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 09:34 PM, Dekuboy wrote: 4, Other: Join the rebellion.

The Rebellion rejects you and you are executed by them when they capture you, they are relentless, and despise you completely

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 09:41 PM Reply

I'd try to talk it out with their leaders.

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 09:42 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 09:36 PM, Eggys wrote: I'd try to see why they are rebelling and come to peaceful terms with them so there woulnd't be any harmful effects to my land.

The rebellion ends up coming to peaceful terms with you and they settle, letting you resume your command, it is best to go peacefully with them, good job!

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 10:38 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 09:34 PM, Dekuboy wrote:
At 1/5/09 09:33 PM, Sectus wrote: 4. Other
4, Other: Join the rebellion.

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5. call someone else to help you out

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 10:54 PM Reply

Leaving town simply wouldn't work, see the rise of Julius Caesar. He went into Rome untouched and his armies easily beat Pompey's after Caesar gained the favor of Rome's denizens.

I'd start public executions of well known conspirators to silence the potential upheaval. I'd enact a curfew to no one out of their house after work, having my 500 soldiers patrol the streets. If conspiracies persisted, I'd just line up any person that has any esteem in the community: teachers, priests, lawyers, scientists, etc. etc. and have them brutally murdered. Fear is the best option in this case.

If by some odd chance that didn't work, and a coup was still planned, I'd just leave for a neutral country and lead a good life there.

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 10:58 PM Reply

6. Rick Roll the rebellion.


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 11:28 PM Reply

Get a look-a-like to attend a peace meeting, then activate the bomb I strapped to him


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 11:34 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 10:58 PM, thefev wrote: 6. Rick Roll the rebellion.

Thats decent. But surely hiring chuck norris is cheaper than a large sound system

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 11:36 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 10:58 PM, thefev wrote: 6. Rick Roll the rebellion.

This.


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 11:41 PM Reply

Easy. Using the bottle-neck defense strategy (see: 300), slowly destroy their forces.

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 11:43 PM Reply

5. Be a leader with an iron fist to never allow dissidents to form such impure tainted thoughts of deriving from the path of Holy Emperor.


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 6th, 2009 @ 12:01 AM Reply

Other.

If they're that hellbent on rebelling, I must be doing something wrong. If they feel they could govern the country without me, I would step down and let them take charge before lives were lost.


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 6th, 2009 @ 12:24 AM Reply

I'd do 4. Other: Use my zombie hoard to kill the rebels.

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 6th, 2009 @ 12:29 AM Reply

4. Fortify the capital and necessary transportation routes, pass legislation banning import and export of all goods, let country starve until rebellion disbands.


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 6th, 2009 @ 12:41 AM Reply

Use Sarin on a village, frame the rebels for it, watch the rebellion die.


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 6th, 2009 @ 06:01 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 10:54 PM, Hyru wrote: I'd start public executions of well known conspirators to silence the potential upheaval.

This is by far my favorite, you're a true evil leader!

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 6th, 2009 @ 06:10 PM Reply

NUCLEAR STRIKE

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Response to What would you do? Jan. 6th, 2009 @ 06:11 PM Reply

Carpet bomb them.


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Response to What would you do? Jan. 6th, 2009 @ 06:17 PM Reply

At 1/5/09 09:33 PM, Sectus wrote: 4. Other

Buy 1337 hand grenades and start throwing them at the people.

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