WORST MOD
Like last year, the cop out vote wins: UltraBear is 2008's "worst" mod, and I guess that make a certain amount of sense seeing as how it just sits there and takes up valuable kilobytes of memory (THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF BYTES!). Well, we'll see who's laughing when you find UltraBear in your closet one night with an empty bottle of jack and the fact that he's a bear in your closet.
What you really want to know is who was second place, because maybe that reflects the true spirit of the awards or whatever. And this one was horribly close too, with EyeLovePoozy edging out BBM by one signle vote! Man, that jar of TF is really doing wonders. I guess Poozy's butthurt haters and/or merciless modding techniques are just an eensie bit more effective than BBM's massive Nazi Mod campaign and his tendency to fillet small children.
UltraBear: 35.6%
Poozy: 20.0%
BBM: 19.4%
PRIZE: Wade will learn how to ride UltraBear so he can finally realize his dream of being a circus performer (that's UltraBear's dream, not Wade's. Everyone knows Wade wants to be an entomologist who fights crime like on CSI).
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BEST MOD
To find a balance between BBS law enforcement and still manage to not generate your own personal hate club is no easy task, believe you me. If you don't care enough, you'll fade from the attentions spans of the ADHD riddled BBS, if you're too strict, authority hating dingbats make 500 alts just to try and get on your nerves.
This year that balance finder was JadeTheAssassin, who fought a touch voting battle with all her contenders. I think this category had the smallest amount of variation, with the percentages being all just about the same. Jade won by two votes, besting Sanjay 23.1% to 21.9%. NEVR and BBM also put up a good fight, and Poozy was the caboose, which means you people not only thankfully avoided fucking everything up by giving someone both best and worst mod, but you actually voted exactly as predicted. Weird.
Much congrats to Jade, who's quick on the lock and sharp on the ban, but never without a sassy allure and of course those fleshy globes that attract the hormonally plighted denizens of this BBS like moths to an all you can drink party for moths. I told you you should have gone for the implants Sanjay, but did you listen? NOooooooo.
PRIZE: A surly thug named Elmo will be assigned to Jade, who will personally go and rough up people she bans for the next two weeks.
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Next: Recap Post and Worst and Best Poster.
Ah fuck it, I'll spit out worst poster now so Best Poster doesn't have to deal with the shittiness crusting up their paragraph.
WORST POSTER
It's GOTHCLAWZ. 23.3%
He beat TSStudios by a single vote, wooo.
PRIZE: They get shipped in a crate to Albania. A warehouse in Albania, actually. A crate crushing warehouse/factory to be more specific. And there's a hyena in the crate with them (don't worry it escapes before the crushing).
