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If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:12 AM Reply

...And you wrote a diary while in hiding from the nazi's.

What would you write in it?

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:13 AM Reply

I would've [not written, but did] banged on the goddamn floors shouting for the Nazis to get me away from all the damn jews. My wallet and shoes are gone already, and it's been fifteen minutes.


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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:16 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 12:12 AM, Brick-top wrote

What would you write in it?

I would write that I thought Hitler's mustache looked silly.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:16 AM Reply

I'd be writing about the dragons that were after me because I was a princess that escaped from the evil with's castle so her guards, the dragons, were sent out to look for me.

Because no way would I be anywhere other than in a fantasy world in my mind.


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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:18 AM Reply

"FUCK THE CRIPS. That will be all."


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:40 AM Reply

Fuck the diary. I'd grab every jew hiding in that house, strap up with some machine guns and grenades, and start killing Nazi's like 1940's Rambo.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:42 AM Reply

OMG those Nazis hate me SO MUCH. NOBODY LOVES ME. I'm going to go cut myself again now.

lol making fun of tragedy

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:43 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 12:42 AM, wormyguy wrote:
lol making fun of tragedy

Actually she died of disease just after getting caught so it's not really that tragic.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:43 AM Reply

I'd more deeply explore my suedo-lesbian feelings.

My friend couldn't stop talking about that one little passage for months, and he still brings it up now. :( He's such a dweeb.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:55 AM Reply

Blood

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 12:57 AM Reply

PENIS.

C'mon. That's funny.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 01:00 AM Reply

I'd write something really touching and revealing about my life and then draw a kangaroo on the last page of the diary just to fuck with people.


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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 01:54 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 01:51 AM, Xtesh wrote: I wouldn't write anything because Anne Frank is blind.

And shes a mute :)


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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 01:54 AM Reply

I would probably end up pissing myself most of the time.
And when I finally got over the shock of it all, I would probably doodle a bunch of dicks in it.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 01:55 AM Reply

i would probably say "god, i wish i was high".

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 03:32 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 12:12 AM, Brick-top wrote: What would you write in it?

Now that's a strange question. Really though, if I was Anne Frank I would write what she wrote, because I would be her. If I was really me as her, though, I wouldn't be there because I wouldn't be a jew. If I really was a jew though, I would probably write in a more poetical fashion, about the same events and emotions that she wrote, only . . . differently.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 03:38 AM Reply

Dear Diary;

It's dark here.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 03:39 AM Reply

erotic fantasies

oh yeah

Cheating? I like to call it strategic opportunity.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 03:45 AM Reply

I would've wrote, "If you are reading this I am the real creator of the internet."


Wut?

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 04:13 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 03:38 AM, Gagsy wrote: It's dark here.

Woah, you are such a natural talent.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 04:15 AM Reply

"There seems to be a gas leak coming from the shower. I asked the owner of the house to look into the issue, but all he did was straighten his right arm and raise it at a slight angle above his head."

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 04:23 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 04:15 AM, Wadezilla wrote: "There seems to be a gas leak coming from the shower. I asked the owner of the house to look into the issue, but all he did was straighten his right arm and raise it at a slight angle above his head."

Haha, I'd have read it if you wrote it too.

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 04:32 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 01:51 AM, Xtesh wrote: I wouldn't write anything because Anne Frank is blind.

Don't forget deaf.


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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 04:34 AM Reply

Dear Diary,

Liek OMG, Jedadiah was SOOO looking at my panties when I was changing today! Do you think he wants to go further with me? LOLOLOLOL

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 04:37 AM Reply

Dear Diary,

Germany sucks something fierce. I've been confined to an attic with several adults, each insisting to reiterate the same annoyances and inconveniences day-in and day-out. I swear, if one of them feels ill, the whole lot suddenly lapses into hysterics about feeling sick as well. It's enough to share the same corner of the attic as a lavatory, but the fact that I am judged on my execution of said lavatory practices makes the deed that much more frustrating in execution. It is incredibly difficult to drop a deuce when an archaic Jewish man is trying to sneak a peak of my Swedish bomb on delivery. Also, I think they're onto my scheme to assassinate the youngest. She just won't shut up. EVER. If the Germans came tonight, I'd chuck her out the window and be done with it.

Send help. If I have to hear that damn Hebrew theme song one more time, I'll take them all with me to Hell.


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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 04:41 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 12:43 AM, Brick-top wrote: Actually she died of disease just after getting caught so it's not really that tragic.

Actually she survived two Death Camps (Auschwitz being one of them, apparently where all children were gassed upon entry; the other I've forgotten), before catching Typhus in Dachau and dying next to her sister (who incidentally went through the same shit she did, and died of Typhus as well).


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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 05:31 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 04:29 AM, Mendou wrote: I am very hungry, I asked these nice Germans to give me something to eat, but they simply just molested me instead.

Makes me think of molasses. I used to hate molasses, but lately I don't think molasses tastes that bad at all . . . like dandylion syrup in a way . . .

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 05:32 AM Reply

All the lyrics to Heut Ist Mein Tag.

(I'm a fucking horrible Jew)

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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 06:28 AM Reply

I'd have written a lot about a really hot guy named Peter.


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Response to If you were Anne Frank... Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 06:42 AM Reply

At 1/5/09 06:41 AM, KemCab wrote: April 20, 1944:

Today Adolf Hitler celebrates his birthday today. Happy 55th birthday, Adolf! I wish I could be there to deliver the message in person, but seeing as I'm hiding from German troops I can't.

I baked him a cake.

L'chaim and Mazel Tov, Führer!


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