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I would've [not written, but did] banged on the goddamn floors shouting for the Nazis to get me away from all the damn jews. My wallet and shoes are gone already, and it's been fifteen minutes.
Please click here. You'd make my fiance` happy... Please?
I'm a voice actor, and I love what I do. I'm also a writer, and love that just as much.
I'd be writing about the dragons that were after me because I was a princess that escaped from the evil with's castle so her guards, the dragons, were sent out to look for me.
Because no way would I be anywhere other than in a fantasy world in my mind.
The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren!
Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances
Fuck the diary. I'd grab every jew hiding in that house, strap up with some machine guns and grenades, and start killing Nazi's like 1940's Rambo.
OMG those Nazis hate me SO MUCH. NOBODY LOVES ME. I'm going to go cut myself again now.
lol making fun of tragedy
As you are reading this, you are unaware that World War III has just broken out, and humanity will be extinct in a matter of hours. Have a nice day.
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At 1/5/09 12:42 AM, wormyguy wrote:lol making fun of tragedy
Actually she died of disease just after getting caught so it's not really that tragic.
I'd more deeply explore my suedo-lesbian feelings.
My friend couldn't stop talking about that one little passage for months, and he still brings it up now. :( He's such a dweeb.
I'd write something really touching and revealing about my life and then draw a kangaroo on the last page of the diary just to fuck with people.
I would probably end up pissing myself most of the time.
And when I finally got over the shock of it all, I would probably doodle a bunch of dicks in it.
At 1/5/09 12:12 AM, Brick-top wrote: What would you write in it?
Now that's a strange question. Really though, if I was Anne Frank I would write what she wrote, because I would be her. If I was really me as her, though, I wouldn't be there because I wouldn't be a jew. If I really was a jew though, I would probably write in a more poetical fashion, about the same events and emotions that she wrote, only . . . differently.
"There seems to be a gas leak coming from the shower. I asked the owner of the house to look into the issue, but all he did was straighten his right arm and raise it at a slight angle above his head."
At 1/5/09 04:15 AM, Wadezilla wrote: "There seems to be a gas leak coming from the shower. I asked the owner of the house to look into the issue, but all he did was straighten his right arm and raise it at a slight angle above his head."
Haha, I'd have read it if you wrote it too.
At 1/5/09 01:51 AM, Xtesh wrote: I wouldn't write anything because Anne Frank is blind.
Don't forget deaf.
Germany sucks something fierce. I've been confined to an attic with several adults, each insisting to reiterate the same annoyances and inconveniences day-in and day-out. I swear, if one of them feels ill, the whole lot suddenly lapses into hysterics about feeling sick as well. It's enough to share the same corner of the attic as a lavatory, but the fact that I am judged on my execution of said lavatory practices makes the deed that much more frustrating in execution. It is incredibly difficult to drop a deuce when an archaic Jewish man is trying to sneak a peak of my Swedish bomb on delivery. Also, I think they're onto my scheme to assassinate the youngest. She just won't shut up. EVER. If the Germans came tonight, I'd chuck her out the window and be done with it.
Send help. If I have to hear that damn Hebrew theme song one more time, I'll take them all with me to Hell.
At 1/5/09 12:43 AM, Brick-top wrote: Actually she died of disease just after getting caught so it's not really that tragic.
Actually she survived two Death Camps (Auschwitz being one of them, apparently where all children were gassed upon entry; the other I've forgotten), before catching Typhus in Dachau and dying next to her sister (who incidentally went through the same shit she did, and died of Typhus as well).
Nehmen Ziel! Feuer Frei!
At 1/5/09 04:29 AM, Mendou wrote: I am very hungry, I asked these nice Germans to give me something to eat, but they simply just molested me instead.
Makes me think of molasses. I used to hate molasses, but lately I don't think molasses tastes that bad at all . . . like dandylion syrup in a way . . .
At 1/5/09 06:41 AM, KemCab wrote: April 20, 1944:
Today Adolf Hitler celebrates his birthday today. Happy 55th birthday, Adolf! I wish I could be there to deliver the message in person, but seeing as I'm hiding from German troops I can't.
I baked him a cake.
L'chaim and Mazel Tov, Führer!