At 3/24/09 04:26 PM, doctormario wrote: The "Why collabs REALLY take sooooo long" collab.
i'd rather just complain about how long it takes to get the free cartoons that are free that i don't pay for that people put together in their own time and i don't pay them anything.
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At 3/24/09 05:07 PM, JoltMasta wrote: those "free cartoons" have been done and submitted over2 months ago. im sure even some of the people who submitted their work are getting impatient with how long this is taking
yeah i remember being awake for 3 days straight, vomiting, exhausted, feeling like i might die getting my submission done by the deadline. so?
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At 3/24/09 05:22 PM, JoltMasta wrote: so dont you think its silly that the amount of days you had to meet your deadline is being overshadowed by the amount of time its taking to put all of the submissions that OTHER people worked on into 1 file and put it onto newgrounds?
no. i think 2 months is fairly reasonable... and it's not even been 2 months. we're barely past the 1 month mark.
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At 3/24/09 04:06 PM, mrnihil wrote: dear stamper
i hope you push the release back 3 more weeks just to spite everyone.
signed nihil.
Signed Prime
My recommendation stands.
What tawdry, slutty, non-discrete, homo-erotic, tantalizing, porn-star level shit goes into making a Newgrounds collab....and why does it take forever?
This would be awesome.
At 3/24/09 08:14 PM, doctormario wrote: My recommendation stands.
What tawdry, slutty, non-discrete, homo-erotic, tantalizing, porn-star level shit goes into making a Newgrounds collab....and why does it take forever?
This would be awesome.
Hey Johnny and Stamper, you better listen to this guy. Back to work, slaves!
Oh, wait a sec! These guys actually have lives of their own. How about we just let them do their stuff, and let the collab come out when they're good and ready. Hell, they probably decided to redo the "scene selection" screen now that SF4 is out. Like nihil said, we're barely past the 1-month mark.
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i personally think they BUTCHERED dragonball z... ok here's why i think it is
1) goku isnt even asian
2)goku is in highschool - he is suppose to be stupid - he failed a drivers test how did he get to high school ?!
3) they changed the name from ki blasts to element blasts which just sounds lame and watered down
4)krillin isnt even krillin he's a monk now... krillin was like the reason goku is who he is today because they trained so hard
5) bulma doesnt have the marge blue hair lol
6) they could have animated the movie but a new kind of animation like the newer cartoony movies coming out but with an edgy feel to it and not all soft to it
7) must i go on? the fricking butchered it that they only thing that can really resemble dbz is the names basically and that is about it
8) o ya and roshi isnt a super pervert!! like come on man seriously... an old man on a tiny little island is only a wee bit perverted? like for real?
........ this movie is so unacceptable like over 9000 levels thats its not even funny (lmao)
9) they are most likely not good actors in this low budget lame ass movie
10) goku is skinny as fuck man even i have more muscle mass than him in the movie like cmon and i weigh 160 [QUOTE]
I saw the Dragonball movie since was releashed in japan...in english. An well, its based off off Dragonball NOT Dragonball Z, so Goku is going to be skinny. Goku is naive, not stupid. You do release he actually drove the car, but got comptetitve, which caused him to fail. Anime doesn't mean asian. And at that, he's a alien. The movie has a 100 million dollor budget, which is half the the titantic. They tried to make a good movie. Just not hard enough.
At 3/24/09 10:17 AM, Dizzy772 wrote: I was being sarcastic Laeokaula. The DB movie is obviously going to suck.
than I apologize...(imaginary highfive)
At 3/24/09 09:31 PM, acein12 wrote: [QUOTE/]
I saw the Dragonball movie since was releashed in japan...in english. An well, its based off off Dragonball NOT Dragonball Z, so Goku is going to be skinny. Goku is naive, not stupid. You do release he actually drove the car, but got comptetitve, which caused him to fail. Anime doesn't mean asian. And at that, he's a alien. The movie has a 100 million dollor budget, which is half the the titantic. They tried to make a good movie. Just not hard enough.
i personally think they BUTCHERED dragonball z... ok here's why i think it is
1) goku isnt even asian
2)goku is in highschool - he is suppose to be stupid - he failed a drivers test how did he get to high school ?!
3) they changed the name from ki blasts to element blasts which just sounds lame and watered down
4)krillin isnt even krillin he's a monk now... krillin was like the reason goku is who he is today because they trained so hard
5) bulma doesnt have the marge blue hair lol
6) they could have animated the movie but a new kind of animation like the newer cartoony movies coming out but with an edgy feel to it and not all soft to it
7) must i go on? the fricking butchered it that they only thing that can really resemble dbz is the names basically and that is about it
8) o ya and roshi isnt a super pervert!! like come on man seriously... an old man on a tiny little island is only a wee bit perverted? like for real?
........ this movie is so unacceptable like over 9000 levels thats its not even funny (lmao)
9) they are most likely not good actors in this low budget lame ass movie
10) goku is skinny as fuck man even i have more muscle mass than him in the movie like cmon and i weigh 160 [QUOTE]
DB is actually based on a chinese legend (Sun Wukong The Monkey King, SON GOKU in japanese)...the only difference is that they decided that instead of having him be a chinese god, we should make him a fn alien called a saiyan...but it was only based on a chinese legend for a little while (they went ahead and had themselves an idea to add in all kinds of unneeded crap) , also the series was made by japanese...so it would only be right if they cast one or the other...well no sense in caring anymore, whats done is done. good point though, they kinda did mess themselves up
Disregard that, I eat poop.
At 3/25/09 04:19 AM, Deaththe14th wrote: oh i am so there!
Monkey see, monkey do.
Anyone wanna whore out there collab piece? This shit is taking forever.
At 3/25/09 07:24 AM, JackTipper wrote: Anyone wanna whore out there collab piece? This shit is taking forever.
I don't have a collab piece, cos im not that good at animation, but I did have a quite a funny idea for one. I'll let yous all in on it, since I never made it:
Dan would roll in, do his taunt and It'd shout 'round 1, fight' then instantly like 3 or 4 street fighters would run in, and just do all their super combos on Dan, blood flying everywhere, him screaming. Then as they stop, he taunts and laughs at them, holding himself in pain, then another load of fighters jump in, ryu and ken hold Dan by the arms and legs and everyone just starts laying into him, M.Bison jumps in and psycho crushers back and forth through the screen at him. He's on his knees, coughing up blood and then he taunts again. Then the screen turns infra-red and you hear predator breathing. and you see the red triangle going over dan and him firing his plasma cannon at him, blowing off one of his arms. He screams and everyone around him laughs, then he's crying with laughter as he taunts again. Everyone cant believe it, they keep punching and kicking him down, and finally, the alien queen comes in, slices everyone in half with her tail and impales dan through the back/chest lifts him up, and bites his face off. he drops to the ground in a crunched up bone-heap and you see his arm pop up from the lumpy mess, with a thumbs up
"You win!"
"Yatta ze!"
At 3/25/09 07:24 AM, JackTipper wrote: Anyone wanna whore out there collab piece?
yeh i had a funy ide where Zangeef do a pildriver on chin li and smells her panties when he slams he into the ground but teh impact killed her so she shit herself and thas what he smells, but the joke is that he thinks it smells good.
this actualy hapened to a friend of mine.
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Somebody probably mentioned this already, but I'm going to anyway:
Future Cops <a>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aba6h qif_U
Does anyone look familiar to you?
At 3/25/09 12:19 PM, crossbrand wrote: Somebody probably mentioned this already, but I'm going to anyway:
Future Cops <a>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aba6h qif_U
Does anyone look familiar to you?
Haha, looks FAR better than the van-damme film anyday. Also, did anyone else think thier Avast! antivirus went mental at 4:50 of that clip? I was like 'how can youtube give me a virus, halfway through a movie clip?!?'
At 3/25/09 12:19 PM, crossbrand wrote: Somebody probably mentioned this already, but I'm going to anyway:
Future Cops <a>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aba6h qif_U
i feel like we don't even need the collab anymore.
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At 3/24/09 01:01 PM, Primebuster wrote: Yes, because you didnt think carrot top should be cast as M.Bison, Jason Statham as chun li and keanu reeves as balrog. See? It coule be a lot worse. If you cant think a lot worse, then it's a lost cause. Turn to making a good film we can all enjoy instead, far easier.
You'll be singing a different tune once you seen Owen Wilson as Ken on the big screen.
At 3/25/09 03:39 PM, Merkilo wrote: You'll be singing a different tune once you seen Owen Wilson as Ken on the big screen.
good call.
Ben Stiller as Dan.
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At 3/25/09 03:39 PM, Merkilo wrote: You'll be singing a different tune once you seen Owen Wilson as Ken on the big screen.
Yeah, but see, youre looking for people who resemble the characters, which doesn't make a bad film. Try thinking out of the box a bit. Try something pantomime, like all the male characters are female and all the female characters are male.
Gillian Anderson as Ken, Dawn French as Dan? Rose played by bill goldberg? Sakura played by Jack Nicholson?
and it should be set on the far off planet of Gorbamak MXVII with laser guns.
It can always be worse...
Somehow Bobcat Goldthwaite needs to be involved, and not as Blanka. He'd make a great Chun Li.
:D
At 3/25/09 04:19 PM, Primebuster wrote: Yeah, but see, youre looking for people who resemble the characters, which doesn't make a bad film.
no, putting Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Carrot Top, and Jason Statham in a movie pushes it in the direction of "bad movie." you can't cast The Rock as Chun Li and say "there's your bad movie." it wouldn't fly. cast Dakota Fanning as Cammy, though, and you might get some funding.
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At 3/25/09 04:47 PM, mrnihil wrote:At 3/25/09 04:19 PM, Primebuster wrote: Yeah, but see, youre looking for people who resemble the characters, which doesn't make a bad film.no, putting Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Carrot Top, and Jason Statham in a movie pushes it in the direction of "bad movie." you can't cast The Rock as Chun Li and say "there's your bad movie." it wouldn't fly. cast Dakota Fanning as Cammy, though, and you might get some funding.
You dont need funding. Its meant to be a bad movie. The less of a budget there is the higher the chances of it being a total flop. Thats not to say all big-budget films are great and all small budget films are crap though.
what im saying is, put less effort into making it good. ben stiller is ok in his own right, and so is owen wilson. even if the movie is terrible, they can still bring it up.
At 3/25/09 05:29 PM, Primebuster wrote: what im saying is, put less effort into making it good.
it depends on the bad you're going for. my post was for Uwe Boll bad, or Hollywood Blockbuster bad, not Future Cops bad or Ed Wood bad (and thus awesome).
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The problem isnt how hard they tried to make a good movie (talking about the DBZ movie here), the problem is their whole concept of what a DBZ movie should be.
Why not stay 100% true to the source material?
Who is gonna watch this movie? Fans of DB and DBZ... nobody else gives a shit. Keeping that in mind it only makes sense to stay true to the source material.
I mean... Watchmen and 300 stay true to their source material. The batman movies also stay true to the darker batman stories... I dont see why they had to change so much shit about the story; theyre just taking a shit on Akira Toryama as far as Im concerned.
At 3/25/09 05:45 PM, Chaplow wrote: The problem isnt how hard they tried to make a good movie (talking about the DBZ movie here), the problem is their whole concept of what a DBZ movie should be.
Why not stay 100% true to the source material?
Who is gonna watch this movie? Fans of DB and DBZ... nobody else gives a shit. Keeping that in mind it only makes sense to stay true to the source material.
I mean... Watchmen and 300 stay true to their source material. The batman movies also stay true to the darker batman stories... I dont see why they had to change so much shit about the story; theyre just taking a shit on Akira Toryama as far as Im concerned.
I would say thats because 300, watchmen and batman are all graphic novels and comics. theres far far more source material to draw from. Dragonball, first and foremost is japanese. theres always gonna be that loss of translation for a western (and far wider) audience, second of all, most people will be comparing the movie to the anime and not give much thought on the manga. I understand what youre saying, but no matter what happens, theres always gonna be some loss when changing a piece of entertainment from one medium to another. Mostly because the original's the reason why people go see the spin off or sequel. I never have high expectations for anything made thats based on a different medium, that way I'm not disappointed. And occasionally, I'm impressed.
