At 1/7/09 10:38 PM, Stamper wrote:
At 1/7/09 07:39 PM, Labusch wrote:
At 1/7/09 05:57 PM, Stamper wrote:
Yeah, I think thats it. You guys have no stereotypes. You're just a peaceful, largely unpopulated
Canada love to play hockey eh?!
Canada love to drink BETTER beer eh?!
Canada love to eat Maple syrup eh?!
Canada love to live in the Igloo eh?!
Canada love to sit on the Polar bear ride go to skool eh?!
Canada love to fluently prefect English ourselves Dialect eh?!
Does Canada speak French eh?!
Canada love to being polite eh?!
Canada love to better comedian and humour eh?!
Canada love to feeling Friendliest eh?!
Canada love to support Gay Marriage eh?!
Canada are the Eskimo people eh?!
Canada love to say EH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna Still Go On Stamper
Haha, you could, if you wanted...but again, how do any of those apply to a potential Street Fighter? Nobody wants to navigate their cursor over to the friendly, average man who supports gay marriage and says 'eh'. Sure you have stereotypes, but none worth calling attention to. I guess thats what I meant.
See, Americans are meat-headed action movie fans. WE START WARS, BEAT EACH OTHER IN THE STREETS, EAT SLOW, FUCK FAST, AND DIE HARD TO ROCKIN' SOUNDTRACK.
Canadians don't lock their doors at night. What common aspect of the Canadian lifestyle would push someone into the seedy world of street fighting?
YOU KNOW WHAT LOOK GAY, A CANADIAN STREET FIGHTER IS NEVER HAPPENING, EVER. MARK IT. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, IF THEY EVER INTRODUCED A FIGHTER FROM CANADA, MOST OF THE WORLD WOULD LAUGH.
AND YEAH, I'LL SAY IT
HOW CAN SUCH A HUGE COUNTRY BE SO WORTHLESS AND DEVOID OF INTEREST? YOUR COUNTRY IS A JOKE AND NONE OF US IMPORTANT COUNTRIES CARE ABOUT IT. YOU SPAN OUR ENTIRE NORTHERN BORDER AND SNEER DOWN AT US WITH CONTEMPT, AND NOBODY SO MUCH AS BRINGS YOU UP AT LUNCH, LET ALONE CASUAL CONVERSATION ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES. THE AVERAGE AMERICAN HAS MORE KNOWLEDGE AND THINGS TO SAY ABOUT BRAZIL THAN CANADA...IN FACT, THE ONLY TIME ANY AMERICAN PERSON EVER THINKS ABOUT CANADA IS WHEN A CANADIAN TUGS OUR SHIRT TO REMIND US IT'S UP THERE, SO IMAGINE HOW THE REST OF THE WORLD FEELS ABOUT YOU, ESPECIALLY JAPANESE GAME COMPANIES. NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT PERMANENTLY AND...I DUNNO, TAKE YOUR DOUGHY, BLEACHED CANADIAN SKIN OVER TO YOUTUBE AND LOOK UP A VIDEO OF SOMETHING AMERICAN AND WRITE A SMUG COMMENT THAT STRESSES HOW STUPID AMERICANS ARE IN COMPARISON TO CANADIANS, AND IF SOMEBODY ARGUES YOUR OPINION, MENTION YOUR SUPERIOR HEALTHCARE OR GOVERNMENT LIKE ALWAYS, I'M SURE THAT'LL FIX THEIR WAGON.
BY THE WAY TORONTO IS A NICE CITY. EVERYTHING WAS REALLY CLEAN AND NICE, THE AIR WAS CRISP AND THE PEOPLE WERE REALLY HOSPITABLE. I WAS ALSO SURPRISED AT THE CLEANLINESS OF THE AIRPORT. IT WAS A REAL TREAT AND I HOPE TO VISIT AGAIN SOON.
PROBABLY WON'T THOUGH, AS NOBODY IN MY SUPERIOR COUNTRY HAS ANY REASON OR DESIRE TO GO TO YOURS. YOUR COUNTRY IS A LAYOVER TO A BETTER COUNTRY. YOUR COUNTRY IS A PITSTOP FOR GAS BEFORE PEOPLE GET TO ALASKA. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE NEVER, IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, HEARD ANOTHER AMERICAN SAY 'YOU KNOW STAMP? I'M SIMPLY DYING TO VISIT CANADA. I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE?' EVERY AMERICAN WHO'S BEEN TO CANADA SUMS UP YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY IN UNDER 5 SECONDS, MUCH LIKE THEY JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GRAND OPENING OF A NEW SUPERMARKET:
HUSBAND: HEY HONEY, HOW WAS THE NEW SUPERMARKET?
WIFE: EH, IT'S REAL BIG! REAL CLEAN, TOO. LOTS OF PARKING, AND THE PEOPLE WERE REAL FRIENDLY. ANYWAYS WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER THE WORLD IS HOCKEY AND THE SYRUP YOU DRAIN OUT OF TREES AND TREAT LIKE AN INVENTION. I HATE HOCKEY, AND I HATE PANCAKES, SO FUCK MAPLE SYRUP AND FUCK YOUR COUNTRY AND YOUR DUMBASS PUSSY LEAF FLAG. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS? IF CANADA WENT TO WAR AND THEIR FRONT LINE MARCHED A FAGGOT FLAG WITH A LEAF DOWN THE BATTLEFIELD. THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH? THE LEAF FROM THE TREE THAT GIVES YOU SYRUP? YOUR COUNTRY TAKES PRIDE IN THIS? DO YOU GUYS HAVE AN ANNUAL PUSSY FAGGOT PARADE, TOO, WHERE EVERYONE MARCHES DOWN MAIN STREET, EXCEPT EVERYONE'S NAKED AND MARCHING SIDEWAYS SO THEY CAN JACK EACHOTHER OFF IN BEAT WITH THE STEPS? YEAH NO THANKS BUT HELP YOURSELF, GAYFAG MCQUEER.
I DON'T EVEN BUY BRAWNY PAPER TOWELS BECAUSE THE MAN ON THE FRONT LOOKS CANADIAN, AND I AM NOT, REPEAT, NOT UPSETTING THE HARMONY OF MY PURE AMERICAN HOME WITH SOME CANADIAN-LOOKING FAGGOT WITH A DUMBASS SMILE WHO PROBABLY COULDN'T CLEAN UP SPILLS HALF AS GOOD AS AN AMERICAN-LOOKING BRAND, PROBABLY BECAUSE THE CANADIANISH BRAND SITS AROUND AND WAITS FOR HIS HEALTHCARE TO DO IT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S A TENDER HANDED PUSSY WHO WEARS POOFY WINTER JACKETS AND OWNS ICE SKATES AND FAGGISHLY CARVES FIGURE 8 PATTERNS INTO THE LAKE NEXT TO HIS REASONABLY PRICED HOME WITH BREATHTAKING SCENERY, PROBABLY WEARS A SCARF TOO, YOU KNOW, TO PROTECT HIS DELICATE CANADIAN PUSSY NECK FROM THE BITTER COLD "BRRR I'M A FAGGOT, BETTER GRAB MY MITTENS HEHE"
ALL CANADIANS FUCK THEIR FATHERS
you know what, i found this pretty funny, even though i am canadian, i just love how your entire post is completely hippocritical due to the fact that you are saying that you could give less of a shit about canada, where you probably took out 8 hours of your life (you probably got to bed around 3, 3:30 am) just to come up with the bullshit you just typed, and you know what, at least we have souls, douche bag, at least we didn't force an entire country (iraq) into democracy, now you go guys goin over theirs fightin the good fight, i mean really, god only knows what your doin over their to those poor guys, and by the way, we don't wear fuckin mittins, if you must know, due to you fat ass americans polluting the world with your shitty ass farts, canada is 28 degrees celsius, and you for those who don't know what celsius is, thats because you had your head up your ass for to long to actually go to science class and learn about different temperatures, and you know what else, we canadians kicked your asses in the war of 1812, and are still covering your asses, so if any of you ass holes talk smack about canada ever again, i am going to stick my hocky stick right up your ass, eh? mutha fucka
just jk
stamper, you are awsome
but please don't talk smack about us again
