Forum Topic: Worst thing you've had in ur mouth?

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Coffee beans. Not coffee. organic,fresh coffee beans. The smell is horrid to me and the taste is like going through hell in a fryin' pan

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At 1/3/09 01:16 AM, tofwap wrote: Whatever that stuff that comes out of the glow sticks is

probably not the smartest person to chew on one of those till it broke

My older cousin once did that when he was little and I was even littler. Me? Un cooked pancake batter. I got pancakes with chunks of wet un cooked batter and I felt like I was going to puke all day.

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At 1/2/09 05:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 1/2/09 04:33 PM, scamuel wrote:
At 1/2/09 04:30 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: a vagina.

How original i am!
The worst thing you've had in your mouth
Vaginas taste like old fish.

vaginas taste fucking awesome man what the fuck

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My ex.
She like, never brushed her teeth.
it was terrible.

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Raw cow tounge for a free burrito!

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My friend's foot along with a mouthful of mud. We were playing Rugby in P.E when i tried to jump tackle him from behind, but he kicked me in the face when he was running. Damn the hurt, and i couldn't eat for a day and a half...

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For some reason, I absolutely hate the way cotton tastes. You know, the little cotton balls they use at the dentist.

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My friend's hand.
Not my fault we had a fight and he stuck his hand in my mouth
and he started crying.

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Once when I was either three or four years of age my brother tricked me into eating some worms. He said that they'd make me 'Big and strong' so I couldn't have refused, if it would have then I could have actually defended myself against him.

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At 1/3/09 01:18 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: Spam. Nasty stuff.

Hmm, I hear mods eat that quite a lot . . . must be a delicacy here at ng . . .

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A moth that flew into my mouth at soccer training one night D:

also your mums cock.

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Some bug that went into my mouth.

also a penis

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At 1/2/09 04:27 PM, lawlmaster wrote: The best thing i had in my mouth was a penis.

hur hur i sure am witty today

Whoa, who expected that. SOOOOO original.

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Probably a dead spider , i cnat really remember , i wouldnt really like to either >.>


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At 1/3/09 01:16 AM, tofwap wrote: Whatever that stuff that comes out of the glow sticks is

probably not the smartest person to chew on one of those till it broke

Oh it doesn't taste that bad. I would say cheese...


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Its close between a penis and cyanide...

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a rusty pencilcase
tasted a bit like a meatball sub

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Best thing was my friend's boobs.

hur hur

well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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MAH TOUNGE BOI
no seriously it was a pen

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That fruit sauce thing you get in Chinese Resteraunts. Fruit AND sauce? It just doesn't make sense at all!

:(

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I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled simultaneously, and pus would from time to time leak through the stitches.

Pus tastes really fucking bad.


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At 1/3/09 12:39 AM, SmartNoob wrote: My own blood, which I accidentally swallowed and got sick! It was so disgusting and holy crap do you feel sick when you accidentally digest blood! My stomach felt so weird, but I couldn't puke. So I ate cinnamon sticks following to settle my stomach.

My own blood tastes nice.

............what

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ditry puddle water maybe, someone kicked it up and a shit load went in my mouth.

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well I had a cut in my mouth that got infected (I dont know how to spell what its called) and I had this weird jelly put on it that really fucking tasted horrible.


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Some guys cum...

No, I'm not gay...I was raped ;'(

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This horrible medicine I once had to take.

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At 1/2/09 04:29 PM, scamuel wrote: My mothers nipple.

The thought scares us all- not our mother but yours :P
Most probably battery acid.

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At 1/2/09 04:29 PM, joabos wrote: A penis.

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id have to say....a bug that I coughed up. it was dead and i was playing basketball.


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It was to dark to tell.


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