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Posted at: 1/3/09 01:22 AM
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Coffee beans. Not coffee. organic,fresh coffee beans. The smell is horrid to me and the taste is like going through hell in a fryin' pan
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Posted at: 1/3/09 01:33 AM
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At 1/3/09 01:16 AM, tofwap wrote: Whatever that stuff that comes out of the glow sticks is probably not the smartest person to chew on one of those till it broke
My older cousin once did that when he was little and I was even littler. Me? Un cooked pancake batter. I got pancakes with chunks of wet un cooked batter and I felt like I was going to puke all day.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 05:32 AM
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At 1/2/09 05:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote: At 1/2/09 04:33 PM, scamuel wrote: At 1/2/09 04:30 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: a vagina. How original i am!The worst thing you've had in your mouthVaginas taste like old fish.
At 1/2/09 04:33 PM, scamuel wrote: At 1/2/09 04:30 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: a vagina. How original i am!The worst thing you've had in your mouth
At 1/2/09 04:30 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: a vagina. How original i am!
How original i am!
vaginas taste fucking awesome man what the fuck
Posted at: 1/3/09 05:34 AM
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My ex. She like, never brushed her teeth. it was terrible.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 05:35 AM
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Raw cow tounge for a free burrito!
ugh
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Posted at: 1/3/09 05:38 AM
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My friend's foot along with a mouthful of mud. We were playing Rugby in P.E when i tried to jump tackle him from behind, but he kicked me in the face when he was running. Damn the hurt, and i couldn't eat for a day and a half...
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Posted at: 1/3/09 05:40 AM
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For some reason, I absolutely hate the way cotton tastes. You know, the little cotton balls they use at the dentist.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 05:43 AM
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My friend's hand. Not my fault we had a fight and he stuck his hand in my mouth and he started crying.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 07:07 AM
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Once when I was either three or four years of age my brother tricked me into eating some worms. He said that they'd make me 'Big and strong' so I couldn't have refused, if it would have then I could have actually defended myself against him.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 07:16 AM
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At 1/3/09 01:18 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: Spam. Nasty stuff.
Hmm, I hear mods eat that quite a lot . . . must be a delicacy here at ng . . .
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Posted at: 1/3/09 07:41 AM
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A moth that flew into my mouth at soccer training one night D:
also your mums cock.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 07:46 AM
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Some bug that went into my mouth.
also a penis
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Posted at: 1/3/09 08:09 AM
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At 1/2/09 04:27 PM, lawlmaster wrote: The best thing i had in my mouth was a penis. hur hur i sure am witty today
hur hur i sure am witty today
Whoa, who expected that. SOOOOO original.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 08:16 AM
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Probably a dead spider , i cnat really remember , i wouldnt really like to either >.>
Posted at: 1/3/09 08:37 AM
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Oh it doesn't taste that bad. I would say cheese...
Posted at: 1/3/09 08:52 AM
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Its close between a penis and cyanide...
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Posted at: 1/3/09 09:37 AM
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a rusty pencilcase tasted a bit like a meatball sub
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Posted at: 1/3/09 09:50 AM
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Best thing was my friend's boobs.
hur hur
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Posted at: 1/3/09 10:49 AM
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MAH TOUNGE BOI no seriously it was a pen
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Posted at: 1/3/09 11:27 AM
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That fruit sauce thing you get in Chinese Resteraunts. Fruit AND sauce? It just doesn't make sense at all!
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Posted at: 1/3/09 11:29 AM
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I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled simultaneously, and pus would from time to time leak through the stitches.
Pus tastes really fucking bad.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 11:38 AM
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At 1/3/09 12:39 AM, SmartNoob wrote: My own blood, which I accidentally swallowed and got sick! It was so disgusting and holy crap do you feel sick when you accidentally digest blood! My stomach felt so weird, but I couldn't puke. So I ate cinnamon sticks following to settle my stomach.
My own blood tastes nice.
............what
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Posted at: 1/3/09 11:39 AM
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ditry puddle water maybe, someone kicked it up and a shit load went in my mouth.
Posted at: 1/3/09 11:43 AM
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well I had a cut in my mouth that got infected (I dont know how to spell what its called) and I had this weird jelly put on it that really fucking tasted horrible.
Posted at: 1/3/09 11:46 AM
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Some guys cum...
No, I'm not gay...I was raped ;'(
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Posted at: 1/3/09 12:06 PM
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This horrible medicine I once had to take.
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Hilarious.
Posted at: 1/3/09 12:07 PM
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At 1/2/09 04:29 PM, scamuel wrote: My mothers nipple.
The thought scares us all- not our mother but yours :P Most probably battery acid.
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Posted at: 1/3/09 12:12 PM
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At 1/2/09 04:29 PM, joabos wrote: A penis.
*Claps for originality*
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Posted at: 1/3/09 12:30 PM
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id have to say....a bug that I coughed up. it was dead and i was playing basketball.
Posted at: 1/3/09 12:35 PM
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It was to dark to tell.
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